My designer picks for the red carpet. Meryll Streep: Oscar de la Renta, B Madoff: G Armani, Oprah: Boss Hugo and Tiger should Vera Wang.

The Oscars are here and given that M Streep almost never gets one she should probably rent. Mr. Madoff well gee where's our money? Oprah is switching Channel I heard and Tiger's ...ahem...is in the spotlight!!!