It is official: Toyota and Lexus cars give the highest MPG, ON THE PLANET!!! They just keep going and going and going. Even when you want them to stop!!!.

Toyota's biggest recall ever. More than 4 million cars on a driver's side mat that jams the accelerator.
Runaway cars, anyone?

Why did Sarah Palin's memoir take 4 months? Probably a month for her to write and 3 months for a 5th grader to pull out the gaffes!

4 months for a memoir!!

Apple to release a new app to record number of apps downloaded and compare them to number of McD's burgers served. The premium version will compare them to Joan Rivers' facelifts!

More than 2 billion apps downloaded!!!
There is an app for everything, so why not?

No Holocaust, no nuclear weapons development, no hidden facilities, no election rigging, no Israel, no...no...no... You'd better have a good healthcare plan, Mr. Amnesiajad!

Now we seem to be testing missiles, for weapons that don't exist, pointing to people that aren't there.

Just heard that PepsiCo is going to setup a bottling plant on the moon. The lunar drink will be called Craterade!

Water on the moon!!! YaaY!!
The logical next step would be bottled drinks, right?

Gmail: If it were not for the 'cloud', would it be as unpredictable as the weather?

Cloud or no Cloud, what's with GMail lately? Outages seem to be the rule rather than the exception!

Clearly disconnected in yesterday's UN speeches: Gaddafi and his 'in tent'; Ahmadinejad and 'his story'.

Between all the rambling and disillusion...what was the point!

Our outdoor party has been canceled. The tent was mistakenly delivered a few blocks away in Bedford!

Really guys! Muammar al-Gaddafi in Bedford!! What next? OBL in Greenwich!

National debt, $11 trillion. Financial bailout, $8 trillion. Health care reform, $1 trillion. What you and I hope for. Price LESS.

Prices of things that matter just keep rising. When is the individual citizen getting a bailout?

Meg Whitman, former eBay CEO, wants to know if she can shortcut her bid for governor of California, with a "Buy it now" option.

Hey why not? eBay is a huge success, isn't it?

HEAL th' care, InSUREance, STAYtus quo, UniWORSEal, emPLOYer driven, RaSHUNed, DEAF is it? Why do I feel CONfused?

Too many choices, or is that on purpose

Sony Pictures now has exclusive movie rights with South African runner Caster Semenya. Based on her gender crisis the movie will be titled "Claudie with a chance of meatballs."

The south african official finally admits lying over Caster Semenya's gender tests....phew! Coincedentaly the movie Cloudy with a chance of meatballs released this weekend. Just couldn't resist the comparison...!!!

Scraping missile interceptors in eastern Europe, President Obama moves from dropping polls to gaining Poles!...Good one chief!

Now we can confidently say that President Obama is gaining Poles!!!
A president not doing so well at the polls scraps the missile defence program in Poland and gains....no kiddin'...Poles! along with some very happy Russians.

Made In China: The Raptorex, packed the punch of a T-Rex, but "at a fraction of the ..." Sounds familiar? They have been at it for a 125 million years!

Looks like China excelled at the "made at a fraction of the ...." business millions of years back. Scientists have discovered the remains of a dinosaur that had most of the physical features and functions of a T-Rex, however much much smaller!!

The market has been doing so well lately, rumor has it, Fed chairman Bernanke asked the FBI to confirm Bernie Madoff was still behind bars!

The stock market hit a new yearly high.
...really, so what's the deal behind the rally?

Dan Brown's "The Lost Symbol", a.k.a. the U.S. $.

If Robert Langdon were in the "real world" would he be chasing the elusive U.S. $?
Far more exciting, don't you think so?

George W's favorite game as a toddler: Duck, Duck, Shoose!

Muntadar al-Zaidi the journalist who threw shoes at then President George W. Bush in Iraq is released after 9 months in prison. Apparently Iraq threw the book at him!

Ghosts don't die. They just lighten their spirits!

Ghost star Patrick Swayze succumbs to cancer.

A year into the global financial crisis, still awaiting a bailout: the layman, brothers!

Hello.....we're still waiting

Cad burys Kraft offer!

No more chocolate cheescake on the horizon. Cadbury rejects Kraft's takeover bid.

Real estate is virtually back! Go, monopolize.

Hasboro and Google have partnered to make the ever popular game Monopoly available online. Any street in the world through Google Maps! Try it out at monopolycitystreets.com

Facebook loses wait. Welcome Facebook Lite.

Facebook releases a "lite" Twitter like version for individuals with lower bandwidth and slower systems!!

Ellen TheGenerous Judge!

Ellen DeGeneres will be the fourth judge on American Idol's next season replacing Paula Abdul.

In Afghanistan, Dr. Abdullah Abdullah has an issue with, of all things, double counts...hhhmmmm!

Hhhmmm!
Double name...Double counts!!!
(for his oponent that is)

A good message does not need to mess with age.

President Obama plans to speak to the nations school children raising concerns that the message will be politically motivated

Labor Pains!

Given the current unemployment rate and the job market. Labor day does highlight a painfull reality.

Here comes the sun; Here comes the fun!

The new game The Beatles: Rock Band hits the market.

On medical tourists' menus: St-ache and Kidney Ply.

Kidneys being harvested from third world countries for reciepients in the United States and other developed nations.

Arctic...tic...tic...tic...

Research shows the Arctic is now the warmest in 2000 years. A global warning!

Haul-Ye-Wood away from the flames!

The wildfires near Los Angeles, California are raging and firefighters are sweating around the clock to contain the damage.

Should GM be cautious to adopt Google Mail? After all it would mean GM-ailing!!!

So GMail was down yesterday! Do large organizations who are evaluating the benefits of moving to the "cloud" have something to worry about?

It ten is, do us know where our children are?

Making headlines are tennis at the US open and the disturbing story of Jaycee Dugard, kidnapped as a child and held for more than eleven years.