How did confidential US military information become public? The Department of Defense apparently uses Facebook.

WikiLeaks leaks military information related to Afghanistan.

What music genre made Zsa Zsa Gabor sick? Hip Hop!

Zsa Zsa breaks a hip at 93!!

What Indian invention has got Pfeizer very worried? A 35 dollar tablet that will make the soft ware giant a hard ware giant!

India announces a $35 tablet PC for the masses.

It is now legal to jailbreak an iPhone. With a few bars already missing on the phone, who can blame the jailbreakers?!!

Jailbreaking a smartphone now seems to be legal!!!

BP to get a new CEO. Or as they call it Cheat Environment Officer...

Rumor has it that BP will have a new CEO, we hope he's better aligned to the environment.

President Hugo Chavez said he would cut all the oil from Venezuela to the US. Hmmm...shouldn't BP have hired him as their chief stop-the-oil-flow consultant!

Chavez can stop an an entire country's oil flow by the flip of a switch. Now wouldn't that be something BP would have liked more than anything else in this world?

Oxymoron: Handheld iPhone. Apparently once it's held, it's no longer a phone!

iPhone reception woes continue, especially if you hold it!

What problem do the Financial & Immigration reforms have in common? A lien, especially the illegal one

A little space creates a big difference !!!

Why did Lindsay Lohan sign up with AT&T? More bars in more places, hey why not?

Lindsay Lohan and her DUI related prison term all over the news these days!!!

Scientists at England's University of Sheffield have discovered a monster star...They promptly named it Mel.

Exceptionally large start discovered by astronomers in the UK while another famous star behaves like a monster...

To overcome the reception problems with the iPhone 4, Apple is giving out free Android phones to all its customers. Do you hear me now?

Free bumpers....to make it work...

Coming soon to a theatre near you. The John Edwards movie titled Sex, Lies and Videotape.

Movie announced on the life and times of John Edwards...

What is the difference between her dad and Paris Hilton? He has many friends in high places. She has high friends in many places!

Paris Hilton got busted at Corsica airport with pot in her purse !

What do iPhones and men have in common? Reception Problems...

Apple has Antennagate conference to discuss reception problems with the iPhone4

"I've taken a leak and cleaned up the mess." - Tony Hayward, CEO BP

BP seems to have capped the oil leak....

Why did the Indian Rupee cross the R? Symboly !

Indian Rupee gets a new Symbol.....A Status Symbol.

The European Space Agency's Rosetta spacecraft is sending back never before seen pictures. Soon, it will fly by Uranus....Beware!!!

Rosetta sends back high quality pictures of asteroids, etc..

What does an iPhone have in common with a blonde? Awesome features; Challenged on function !!!

A duct tape can fix your iPhone woes....

What is the difference between a woman and an iPhone? You use duct tape to make an iPhone talk.....

Solution for iPhone reception issues.....Duct Tape...

Why is Hugh Hefner buying back Playboy company shares? To bring more skin to the game !!!

Hugh Hefner announces stock buy back plan...

Playboy Share Buy-back: Hugh Hefner has requested his loyal readers not to be so hard on him. Hhmmm! isn't that what created the problem in the first place?

Hugh Hefner decides to take Playboy private....

The US has agreed to pay BP $20 billion to move all their equipment to Los Angeles and try and cap the toxins spewing out of Mel Gibson's mouth.

Mel Gibson apparently caught on tape ranting racial slurs against his ex-girlfriend.

His new career: Paulitics !

Who needs gurus, exit polls and surveys. Paul the octopus has it cut out for him...

Why doesn't Lindsay Lohan want to go to prison? She suddenly realized that being "behind bars" does not give you unlimited access to booze !!!

Lindsay sentenced to prison under DUI charges...

LeBron's new friend My Ami !

James LeBron choses Miami.....

Iran ¦ narI

Iran in controversy again about treatment of women....
Nari = Woman in some indian languages.

Why wait for Friday? I have a weakend the day after I eat something very very spicey!!!

TGIF

What do Germany and an octopus have in common? Both suck at the cup!

Germany loses at the FIFA world cup as predicted by Paul the octopus?

...und Tschüss!

Spain defeats Germany to enter the finals of FIFA 2010.

Why do New Yorkers call Queen Elizabeth the Icemaiden? Because she comes once in 53 years...

The Queen visits New York after 53 years...

What did the queen say to the real estate moghul? "We have sold many of our properties, Mr. Trump, but for the past 900 years the monarchy has passed Windsor!!!"

The Queen visits New York. The Windsor Castle is the oldest inhabited castle they say...

What is Queen Elizabeth doing in New York? Shopping !!! Since her spending was cut she was advised to visit the House of Woodbury Commons and the House of Lords & Taylor.

Queen Elizabeth's spending budget is tightned.

What does it take to become a good qawwali singer? Qawwalification !

Visiting Delhi !

General Motors is planning an IPO. I guess if things don't work out they will just recall the shares.

Mid August IPO for General Motors.

Argentina was vierless !!!

Germany defeats Argentina 4:0......Vier:Null

Why doesn't BP care about turtles? Because they won't separate from Shell !!!

Turtles amongst the fauna drastically affected by the BP oil spill.

When Apple said the iPhone "raised the bar" for smart phones they forgot to mention it was a software glitch!!!

Apple claims it has erroneously calculated the formula which displays signal bars on the iPhone, and therefore the iPhone has been showing too many bars in areas with weak signal strength.

Brazilch !!!

Holland downs Brazil. FIFA 2010.

Motto of the Finnish Digital Revolution: Liberty, Equality, Connectivity.

Finland proposes to make broadband a legal right.

What happens when BP messes with Mother Nature? We have to face God and the wrath of his Hari Cane !!!

Hurricane Alex adds to the complexity of the BP oil spill dissaster.

In India Hari is a name associated with God.