Old Egyptian Saying: When your daddy dies he becomes a mummy.

Elections underway in Egypt....

North Korea says it means no harm, its missiles were just Seoul Searching !

North and South Korea at loggerheads ....again!

VickyLeaks: A site that reveals Victoria's Secrets !

WikiLeaks' expected releases could damage US global relations !

Old concrete jungle saying: At the stroke of 12, the Mall shall become the Maul...

Black and blue after black friday bargain hunting....

...he actually got injured, trying to grab the last 65" LCD TV at Walmart !

On black friday, President Obama gets 12 stitches, after hurting himself playing a basketball game at the Whitehouse...

Bargain Hunting: A ritual in the United States where people frantically run around the city trying to gain more bars on their AT&T based iPhones.

Happy Black Friday !Do you hear me now?

Spray with oil, then rub rosemary on the rack........Now I understand why most passionate chefs are men!

Happy Thanksgiving!

What would the turkey say? Gobble!

Happy Thanksgiving !

Security Tip: Something you pay a TSA official if you enjoy the experience !

Screenings and pat downs at airports in the US pick up as the Thanksgiving Holiday approaches.

Oracle Tagline: Best run businesses run "off" SAP !

SAP to pay Oracle 1.3 billion in fines!

What type of engagement ring can an irishman afford? One with a shamrock !

Ireland sees red. It's ready for a bailout.

Men shouldn't cover their heads in holey places.

The Pope says condoms may be justified in very specific situations....

Airport security goes high-tech. Avaliable at an airport near you: Touch Screams !

Security pat downs causing quite a riot !

Direland !

Ireland in a financial crisis...

Why would a bank ban mobile phones? Because they profit when you wire more not wireless!

A city in Argentina bans using cell phones in banks. 15 days in jail. You though will be allowed 1 phone call before you're imprisoned.

Why did the prince go on disney to propose to his fiancé? Because dat knee was hurting!

Prince William and Kate Middleton engaged to be married.

What insects would people love to have on their Apples? Beatles !

The Beatles coming to iTunes?

Social Networking: Browsing your social net while working!

Facebook introduces email....

iOS4MAc

Apple shares fall. Wonder what people are seeing that warrants fear ?

Mail Man.........well is there any other type of man?

United States Postal Services reports losses. Billions more...

You have been selected to volunteer !

‎2010 Christmas Tree arrives at the Rockefeller Center in New York. This year chopped down and brought in from Mohopac, NY.

What happens to a ship when it stops working? It becomes a Sale Boat !

Stranded passengers on disabled cruise ship Carnival Splendor return to shore.

Incentivize: Someone who is wise in scents !

Rumor has it, Google is giving its employees a 10% hike!

What came after The Big Bang? The FBI !

Scientists at the Large Hadron Collider, Geneva created a series of mini Big Bangs to reproduce conditions that existed minutes after the creation of the universe...

Did you read George W. Bush's new book? No, but I did see the pictures...

G W. Bush's book - Decission Points releases today...

Befriended the Queen on Facebook today and gave her a friendly poke, the secret service broke down my wall they disliked the joke !

The British Royal Family is now on Facebook...

Apple iTouché

Apple's renaming its product line. Without a signal it's not a phone. Without an alarm it's not a clock. Without Flash it's not a browser.
Apple alarm clock features do not recognize Daylight Savings Time !

The difference between Gaudy and Gaudi is an i .... for beauty !

Pope Benedict dedicates the Sagrada Familia chucrh designed by Antoni Gaudi.....some say it's very gaudy, others say it's totally Gaudi !

What did President Obama enjoy in India that he could never have in the US? A Tea Party !

Barack Obama visits India in the wake of US mid-term elections...

How does President Obama increase his visibility? He visits India during the festival of lights !!!

Do you see me now ?!!!

"Pouch! Pouch! Pouch!..." - A female kangaroo in labor !

Qantas Airbus 380 blows an engine en route to Sydney...Pouch!

D-votee: A person who votes Democrat.

US mid-term elections results out...

Google offers cash to users who uncover bugs. New Yorkers rake in millions without leaving their beds!

Google to offer cash to users who discover security loopholes and such...

Chinese Checkers: Census officials in China.

China to count its population