In Germany cucumbers are in a pickle!

E Coli outbreak in Europe linked to contaminated cucumbers...

Germany will be nuclear power free by 2022. G. W. Bush adviced them to convert to "nucular power" instead!!!

You say nuclear, I say nucular !!!

USPS is facing a tough reality: The U.S. does not P.S. anymore!

United States Postal Service at the brink of extinction, no one's writing anymore...

What's the difference between Pampalona and Barcelona? At Pampalona they have the balls to run the bulls, at Barcelona they have the bulls to run the balls!!!

Barça: Winners of the 2011 UEFA Champions League football, defeating Manchester United...

What is the most popular dance in Israel? The Gaza Strip Tease !!!

President Obama calls for Israeli-Palestinian negotiations based on pre-1967 boundaries !

Hillary Clinton concludes trip to Pakistan, at least that's what the U.S. says. Pakistan denies she was ever there!!!

Hillary visits Pakistan...

What would happen if Sarah Palin ran for President? He would run faster !

Palin's back???

Untouchable: A cell phone with no touch screen !!!

How do you avoid a hangover? Don't stop drinking !!!

Hangover II out in theatres, I'm still hungover from Hangover I !!!

Abhishek Bachchan was overheard saying, "The world stops when my wife gets angry, she just erupts!, sometimes we call her Volcanic Ash!"

Volcanic ash from Iceland's  Grimsvotn volcano grounding flights in Europe now...

French Open, Love All

After she successfully brought down the behemoth, Lady Gaga was officially proclaimed the Amazon Woman!

99c download offer for Lady Gaga's album "Born This Way" brings Amazon servers/network to its knees. Let the music wars begin...

How do you increase traffic to your website, facebook or twitter page? You friend many, many, many cars!!!

Toyota and Salesforce.com partner to develop social networking platform for drivers and their cars...

Global investors do not understand the European financial crisis. It is all Greek to them!

U.S. stocks tumble on concern around Europe, fueled by rating drops for Greece and Italy...

Print media should have seen the writing on the wall. After eBooks comes fBooks!!!

Amazon sells more eBooks than paper.
Paper bookes are officially f*

Doomsday? What happens At World's End? You get On Stranger Tides !!!

Pirates of the Caribbean 4 in theatres now......for those who are left behind, that is...

What do you do on judgement day? You ♥ court ♥ !!! Happy Courting !!!

Some believe the world ends on May 21, 2011....Enjoy!!!

Rain dance goes best with cloud music!

Apple to offer cloud based music services...

Strauss-Kahn resigns IMF looking to get head ! (Please punctuate to taste)

 IMF Head Strauss-Kahn resigns. IMF looking for a new head.

Governor: Someone who sleeps with the governess!

Arnold Schwarzenegger former Governor of California outs a 10 year old love child from housekeeper...

Donald Trump backs out of president...............ial race!

Trump leaves of 2012 U.S. presidential race.

In this friendly place called life, her popularity ratings will spike. WTF! thought a man and his wife, let's just name our little daughter Like!!!

Israeli couple names their daughter "Like" after the Facebook button...

IMF: International Monetary Fun......duh!

Dominique Strauss-Kahn head of the International Monetary Fund charged with attempted rape after he apparently chased a housekeeping employee in New York.

"I'm all charged up today!" "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm positive!"

Subtitle: Respectful name given to a Subway sandwich!

2011 Cannes Film Festival underway....

Yes, Oui, Cannes!

2011 Cannes Film Festival underway.
Aspiring contestants flaunt the Yes We Can attitude...

GagaVille: Proves there's nothing Gaga won't !!!

Lady Gaga and FarmVille join hooves to bring online game GagaVille...

Pakistan condemns U.S. actions. If the U.S. had not raided, OBL would not have been found and Pakistan's innocence would have been proven.

Pakistani parliment orders international investigation...

What do you mean Google's music service is new? I....ahem...my "friends" have been using Google to download music for years!!!

Google releases Google Music Beta, cloud based music service...

The person Pakistan assigned to locate bin Laden was Haider Miah. With a name like Haider he could never be a Finder !!!

 Pakistan still claims they could not have found him!

Why does princess Beatrice wear such atrocious hats? To avoid comments about her atrocious looks!!!

Princess Beatrice to auction her hat on eBay!

Old Skype saying: Call quality increases when you stand close to Windows!

Microsoft buys Skype...

Coca Cola lessons for life: Don't bottle it up if you can!

Coke celebrates 125 years.

Why were Pakistani officials not paying attention? Hey! They don't pay, they just get paid!!!

Pakistani loyalties in question...

If your life were a News Feed, Mom would be clicking "Like" after "Like" after "Like"....no matter what!

Happy Mother's Day!

Why did Mark Zuckerberg take so long to find a home? He was looking for a property with many walls but absolutely no privacy!!

Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of Facebook buys his first home....

The toilet paper was blamed, though some felt it was asphalt !!!

University sues toilet paper manufacturers. Say their product is dangerous!!!

ALT + OIDS: The shortcut you use to kiss someone over the internet...

Japanese firm invents internet "French Kissing" machine...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altoids

What is Pakistan's intelligence agency called? Actually they are not called! People prefer to do the work themselves...

Pakistan sour that they were not informed about OBL capture plans...

The Pakistani Intelligence Agency was looking for intelligence......literally....and they are quite pissed the U.S. didn't share any!

Pakistan's involvement with OBL under question...

Some say, fire has been the spark that ignited human evolution. 2 million years ago we ate grass, today we smoke it !!!

Recent study shows that early humans "the Nutcracker Man" ate grass like cows.....

Donald Trump wants to see the death certificate!

OBL dead....

Apple has confirmed, it is only tracking movements of Black iPhones. Movements of White iPhones, and they repeat, White iPhones will not be tracked!

Apple in muddle over privacy concerns around tracking iPhone locations...

If France can ban the veil, U.K. should surely consider banning hats!

The royal wedding seemed like the mad hatter's tea party!