April 30, 2012

Ex-quiz-it

Ex-quiz-it!

Billionaire to build the Titanic II. Funny part is that he is from "down under!"

04/30/2012: Australian billionaire to build a new Titanic.

April 29, 2012

U.S. Secret Service agents are respornsible citizens!

04/29/2012: U.S. secret service scandal, more cloak less dagger!

April 28, 2012

Spain has no capital!

04/28/2012: Spain's credit rating dropped. Spain has no capital!

April 26, 2012

MeteoRight: Left when a meteor hits earth.

04/26/2012: Meteorites hit California.

April 25, 2012

My decision to move to the cloud is up in the air.

04/25/2012: Google announces free and paid cloud service.

April 24, 2012

Life Lesson 31: The longest distance between two points is an argument.

...and the shortest distance between two points is align!

What is the difference between a steroid and asteroid? Space!!!

04/24/2012: Google backs plan to mine asteroids for precious metals.

History is boring. It repeats itself!!!

April 23, 2012

My One And Only

I'm more than qualified for a government job. I spend more than I earn.

04/23/2012: The Dutch government now under fire for not being able to curb spending.

April 22, 2012

Please don't noseth around with me! - earth

04/22/2012: Celebrate Earth Day!

April 21, 2012

Which lock is also a key? Caps Lock

04/21/2012: HTC moving away from QWERTY keyboards. 

April 20, 2012

Oxymoron: Lamborghini SUV

04/20/2012: Lamborghini to announce a new SUV

Oxymoron: Veggie Burger

04/20/2012: McDonalds reports higher revenue and profits.

April 19, 2012

April 17, 2012

April 16, 2012

Jurassic Pork!

What was the first model of the Titanic called? Trytanic

04/16/2012: It's been a 100 years since the Titanic took its maiden voyage.

April 15, 2012

Symbolic? U.S. tax day coincides with the sinking of the Titanic!!!

04/15/2012: A 100 years ago the Titanic hit an iceberg and sank.

Under the C

04/15/2012: A 100 years ago the Titanic hit an iceberg and sank.

April 13, 2012

April 12, 2012

What happens when the market cracks a joke? Stocks are in splits!

4/12/2012: Google announces a stock split.

Airplane Wisdom: Life vests under your seat!

Please remain seated with your seat belt fastened.

April 11, 2012

Intellecture: Remember the last time you heard one?

Batman has balls.

04/11/2012: New Batman movie "The Dark Knight Rises" gets a PG-13 rating.

April 10, 2012

Facebook buying Instagram for 1 billion dollars is like.

04/10/2012: Facebook buys Instagram......me Like!

April 9, 2012

Fairy tale princesses in spire!

It would seem you need to be in spire to inspire!

Businesses that do "well" are mostly "boring"...

04/09/2012 Businesses' first quarter results expected to be down!

April 8, 2012

April 5, 2012

What did Spain bring to the European Monetary Union? Pay S.O.S.

04/05/2012: Spanish debt brings pain to the E.U. again!