February 28, 2010

Hope you get the best Bhang For Your Bhuck today!

Happy Holi.

Hock eh!

Canada and the US in the Olympic Ice Hockey Finals.
The puck stops here!

February 26, 2010

GASPedal !!!

...and other such hidden messages.

February 25, 2010

Another fix for Toyotas on a roll - Retyre them !!!

Mr. Toyoda apologizes.
We're on a roll !!!

February 24, 2010

How do you 'fix' a Toyota with an overactive drive? You put it in Neuter-al !!

Jim Lentz, the president of Toyota Motor Sales in the US apologized yesterday and said we finally have a fix....however....not exactly...there may be more problems..hhmmmmm!

February 23, 2010

February 22, 2010

Lufthansa pilots on strike! NW Airlines has decided to hire them all. Pilots who are not so keen on flying go well with the NW cockpit record!

As long as they can discuss company policy or play solitaire on their laptops in the cockpit, they should be over qualified for Northwest Airlines :)

February 21, 2010

February 20, 2010

I'm sorry. I conquered. I saw. I came.

...and then I conquered more and I saw more....and....and....and...
The TW apology is in...the jury is out!

February 18, 2010

Toyota: Bad Cars. Good Auto Mobiles.

Cars that accelerate, cruise, brake and steer themselves. Shouldn't they be called auto mobiles?!!!

February 17, 2010

Southwest airlines installed toilet seats at all their airport gates. Passengers who do not fit in the seat will not be allowed to board.

Filmmaker Kevin Smith was requested to un-board a flight as he was too overweight.
At Southwest Airlines size does matter!!!

February 16, 2010

Another oxymoron: Windows 7 SmartPhone.

I typically open my windows to enjoy the blue sky not the blue screen....of death!
Now comes the new Windows 7 Phone OS....

February 15, 2010

The other woman on President Obama's mind: Bernadette Soon !

The national deficit's got to be on his mind this President's Day!

February 13, 2010

Updating my resume: Does whistling at the urinal qualify as VoIP experience?

Google now getting into broadband?!!!
Do they have or even need the relevant experience?
How does this align with their overall strategy?
For the non-geeks that would be Voice over I Pee...

February 12, 2010

A call center in Bangalore has issued a formal apology. Snow ordered for the Province of Columbia was sent to the District of Columbia. Oops!

The winter olympics open in Vancouver. Everyone's  there except the snow!!!

What do Nicole Kidman and the Prius have in common? Problems with Cruise Control !!

Not the gas pedal or brakes, now drivers seem to have issues with cruise control on the Prius.
Sounds familiar Ms. Kidman?

February 11, 2010

The snow was flaky!

Seriously was expecting much more, given the media coverage.

February 8, 2010

February 6, 2010

Drive a Prius. Go Green...... in the face!

Accelerator problems now in the Prius

Xes : Did Tiger Woods get it backwards?

He's just out of rehab...Is he cured?

February 1, 2010