Why do Portu-Geese waddle? Because they have a Spain in their a@# !!!

FIFA 2010. Spain clobbers Portugal !

What is the difference between iPhone III and iPhone IV ? Two bars have become one....especially when Rom'n !

iPhone reception problems continue.

Soon to be, the most used key by porn addicts: X, and the most used key when they are in rehab Ctrl-X - to "cut" the addition.

Porn sites will now have their own domain .xxx

The Ultimate Partnership: To take the spotlight off AT&T's limited 3G coverage, Apple designs a phone that has limited reception...

iPhone 4 reception problems related to the wrap-around antenna.

I regret to inform you that due to safety reasonsI will need to recall my September 2009 Toyota status updates.

Toyota now recalls new Lexus models due to excessive gasoline spill !!!

iPhone 4 users' favorite song: You are my fire, The one desire, Believe when I say, Don't hold it that way !!! - From Blackoutstreet Boys.

iPhone 4 reception problems. Please hold your phones differently to get better reception.

Lessons Unlearnt: What happened to Adam when he bit into the Apple? His Provider locked him in....for eternity!!!

Here comes iPhone 4...

Chrystal Clear !

President Obama asks Gen. Stan McChrystal to clear off !!!!

What happens when Indians start running the US? .......Ahem!....."When"...???

Nikki Haley of Indian descent wins the Republician primary. Bobby Jindal is already there !!!
Word has it, most of it already is run by Indians through outsourcing.....

Hairloom: A device used to hand down hair from generation to generation through the process of weaving!!!

Hey why not!!!

China:USA No longer YuanI

China plans to un-peg the Yuan from the Dollar, kicking off a stock rally!

On Father's Day dads get a grill. The rest of the year they just get grilled!!!

Happy Father's Day!

"Like" is the new Love !!!

In the new world of thumb dominated messaging the thumbs up symbol is turning out to be more valuable than the heart...

Why did KFC sue BP? Because of BP, KFC lost the title of "The Greasiest Birds In The World"

The damage goes on...

After they defeated Germany the football team from Serbia was knighted by the queen of England. They will be called Sir Bien...Très Bien !

FIFA 2010.

What did Mexico say to France? I, Juan. You, Louise!

FIFA 2010. Mexico: France 2:0....what else did you expect.

The future of Campbell's Spaghettios soup is now cloudy with a chance of meatballs!

Campbell Soup Recalls 15 Million Pounds of its SpaghettiOs with meatballs!!!

Harrison Ford had a choice: pop the grand question, or grand pop the question!

The couple is finally coupled!

Mattress sales are on the uptick since UBS agreed to share names of their Swiss bank account holders.

No more secrets....!!!

Is the iPhone getting older? It now has glasses in front of its Retina.

Reting display, glass front and stainless steel bones....the new iPhone already sold out!!!

Design flaw: Watercrafts being recalled. Arizona discovers that citizenSHIPS have an issue with ANCHOR babies!!!

Arizona hopes to pass even tougher immigration laws. Babies of illegal immigrants cannot get US citizenship.

Why did Meg Whitman get so popular, politically? It's her name! W Hit Man !!

Nominated in the republican primaries for governor of California.

...and we are confident the British can stop something as fast and slippery as......let's say......oil !!!

England:USA 1:1 tie, when the ball bounces off the hands of British goalkeeper Robert Green.

Why does FIFA come once in four years? With all the ball kicking, what else DID you expect?

Excitement, once every four!!!

What anti-apartheid message does FIFA send the world? Put black and white together and you can really have a ball !

FIFA 2010 in South Africa.

Why should people with Alzheimer's go work for car manufacturers? Because once they're there, they'll recall everything!!!

BMW and VW are the latest in the line of car manufacturers, recalling cars.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He got a kick out of it !

Enjoy FIFA 2010

van der Sloot's favorite sport: SockHer !

In the news Mr. van der Sloot and FIFA 2010!

When kicked, do footballs spin counter clockwise in South Africa?

FIFA 2010 - South Africa !

Why did AT&T introduce a limited data plan? So that hackers could download fewer iPad owner email addresses!!!

Hackers exploit security gap to download email addresses of iPad owners from AT&T.

Carlifiorina - The Golden State

2010 Republican Nominee for the US Senate from California is Carly Fiorina ex CEO of HP

Why is Lady Gaga so pleased with Arizona? Starting July you won't find any illegal copies of Alejandro there! Right?

The new immigration law kicks in July '10

Note to BP: It's spelled Ocean not O Shun !

The spill is contained, the spill is contained not, the spill is contained, the spill is contained not......

Latest Recall: Universities and Business Schools are recalling 1 Million CEOs.

Another million cars recalled, this time by GM. Maybe we need to recall the guys responsible for the problems.

MmmmmTV Awwwwards: Did you turn Scarlett?

Q-tips' sales have sky rocketed since Apple announced a front-facing camera on the iPhone. Now you need clean ears before you call a friend!

Behold the new iPhone 4. Cameras on the back and front!!!

Now Chrysler recalls cars. Their new tagline: Dodge or Ram!

Chrysler recalls are on the upswing now. Can you believe it: Sticky Pedals!!!

Height of Decency: Apple does not support websites that Flash!!!

Will the new iPhone being released tomorrow be a bit more friendlier to Adobe Flash?

Why do Indians win the spelling bee? Well, have you seen our names? Anything short of 14 characters is probably a nickname!

Anamika Veeramani of Indian descent win the spelling bee in the US.

McDonalds worried about the health of our kids recalled Shrek glasses that contain Cadmium. The BadMeYumm in their food is of no concern!!

McDonalds today recalls its Shrek glasses. There is a very slim chance that Cadmium in the paint could cause health hazzard.

Oxymoron: Truth about the Rig.

If it is rigged how can it be true!!!

40 Years ToGetHer ! Man was he slow!

Al and Tipper 40 years!

Why did G. W. Bush join Facebook? Access to millions of private and personal conversations without the cost and controversy of wiretapping. Hey! Why not?

GW joins FB

Will they recount the Gorey details? Did something Tip'er off? Was there a climate change? An inconvenient truth? Or a precedent of vice?

Al and Tipper Gore decide to separate after 40 years together!

Why are vegetarians leaving Facebook? There is Poke on the menu!

Are people leaving Facebook because of privacy concerns? Apparently not!

I too am planning to sue Google. I requested for eating places near me and Google suggested McDonalds. the food gave me a bad heartburn!!!

Woman sues Google after her car hit her as she was walking on a highway, directions were given to her by Google Maps and she followed them to the T !!!