December 31, 2010
If everything there was expected to be hunky dory they would not have named the country iWorry Coast !
Presidential election results still causing turmoil in the Ivory Coast...
December 30, 2010
December 29, 2010
The realtor said it is a seller's market, what she meant was that home prices are down in the cellar !
December 28, 2010
84 - 24 = Sexty
December 27, 2010
December 26, 2010
Old German Saying: One Man's Gift Is Another Man's Poison !
December 25, 2010
December 24, 2010
Why do the French love wine? Because finding water in Paris would only be in Seine !
December 23, 2010
December 22, 2010
Mr. Gore, if you need to gather any more evidence about Climate Change, just go to SoCal now also known as SoakAl !
Southern California declares a state of emergency due to flooding and excess rainfall.
US Census results released this week show that New Jersey's population growth has slowed. New Jersey is contesting the results. They claim their citizens were all stuck at airports in Europe!
December 21, 2010
December 20, 2010
Skizophrenia: A situation wherein your left and right skis, each seems to have a mind of its own and ends up giving YOU a split personality!
December 19, 2010
How did Larry King manage to hang around for 25 years? Suspenders!
December 18, 2010
What's the difference between the Queen and the rest of England? The rest of England has a stiff UPPER lip!
What is the difference between taxes and sex? One you pay-as-you-go the other you pay-as-you-come!
December 17, 2010
Did you hear? Body Browsing is addictive! You could run out of Cache!
December 16, 2010
December 15, 2010
GOMEZ!
December 14, 2010
How can Microsoft kill the iPad? Release Microsoft Office for iOS4.
December 13, 2010
Oxymoron: OpenLeaks
December 12, 2010
How would world leaders like Assange served? Julienned !
December 10, 2010
At the airport, where is it most likely you'd find a diplomat? The Frequent Liar Lounge !
China offers peace prize in Liu of Nobel !
December 9, 2010
What did the art connoisseur get when he carried home a $23 Million Marble Bust? Bust Marble...!
December 8, 2010
Consumer Reports named AT&T the worst mobile carrier in the US. I disagree! AT&T is not a carrier, it's a dropper.
December 7, 2010
In ancient Rome, what did the nuclear scientist say to the politician? "Urcranium is up Uranium!"
December 6, 2010
Old Middle Eastern Definition - Cheer Leader : Someone who flatters the regime !
December 5, 2010
What is the difference between football and the KGB? The pitch of your scream when a ball is kicked !
December 4, 2010
Alp! Alp!
Political secrets we all get to learn,
It's now underground,
Too hard to be found.
For if you went there you'd just have to Bern.
Chinese train for world "speed" record. Unfortunately they were too high to recieve it !
Where is the drug enforcement agency when you need them?
December 3, 2010
(Denial Of Service) DOS: Technology that brings a computer to its knees. MS-DOS: Microsoft's first attempt !
December 2, 2010
December 1, 2010
November 30, 2010
November 29, 2010
North Korea says it means no harm, its missiles were just Seoul Searching !
November 28, 2010
VickyLeaks: A site that reveals Victoria's Secrets !
November 27, 2010
Old concrete jungle saying: At the stroke of 12, the Mall shall become the Maul...
November 26, 2010
...he actually got injured, trying to grab the last 65" LCD TV at Walmart !
Bargain Hunting: A ritual in the United States where people frantically run around the city trying to gain more bars on their AT&T based iPhones.
November 25, 2010
November 24, 2010
Security Tip: Something you pay a TSA official if you enjoy the experience !
November 23, 2010
November 22, 2010
What type of engagement ring can an irishman afford? One with a shamrock !
November 21, 2010
Men shouldn't cover their heads in holey places.
November 20, 2010
Airport security goes high-tech. Avaliable at an airport near you: Touch Screams !
Security pat downs causing quite a riot !
November 19, 2010
November 18, 2010
Why would a bank ban mobile phones? Because they profit when you wire more not wireless!
A city in Argentina bans using cell phones in banks. 15 days in jail. You though will be allowed 1 phone call before you're imprisoned.
November 17, 2010
Why did the prince go on disney to propose to his fiancé? Because dat knee was hurting!
November 16, 2010
November 15, 2010
November 14, 2010
November 13, 2010
Mail Man.........well is there any other type of man?
November 12, 2010
You have been selected to volunteer !
November 11, 2010
What happens to a ship when it stops working? It becomes a Sale Boat !
November 10, 2010
Incentivize: Someone who is wise in scents !
Rumor has it, Google is giving its employees a 10% hike!
November 9, 2010
What came after The Big Bang? The FBI !
Did you read George W. Bush's new book? No, but I did see the pictures...
November 8, 2010
Befriended the Queen on Facebook today and gave her a friendly poke, the secret service broke down my wall they disliked the joke !
November 7, 2010
Apple iTouché
The difference between Gaudy and Gaudi is an i .... for beauty !
November 6, 2010
What did President Obama enjoy in India that he could never have in the US? A Tea Party !
November 5, 2010
November 4, 2010
"Pouch! Pouch! Pouch!..." - A female kangaroo in labor !
Qantas Airbus 380 blows an engine en route to Sydney...Pouch!
November 3, 2010
November 2, 2010
Google offers cash to users who uncover bugs. New Yorkers rake in millions without leaving their beds!
November 1, 2010
October 31, 2010
Airports to increase pat downs. I believe it's the down and not the pat that has got people concerned!
October 30, 2010
How do you truly experience 3G on Mount Everest? You jump off the cliff !
October 29, 2010
Why was Madame Butterfly pulled off a plane? She had a suspicious package !
October 28, 2010
What will a white iPhone get that a black iPhone doesn't ? Better Service !
October 27, 2010
Bed bugs have spread from NYC to the United Nations. So for the record NYC brought the bugs to foreigners not the other way around!
October 26, 2010
His legendary vision put them behind the eight ball, so along with their beer today the Germans ate Paul.
October 25, 2010
October 24, 2010
Since Melinda Gates said her home was no place for Apple, Steve Jobs is rebuilding his home, this time without windows or gates!
October 23, 2010
What happens when wikileaks? A politician get sweat !
October 22, 2010
Honda has recalled thousands of cars with malfunctioning brakes. They will solve the problem by putting in louder horns!
October 21, 2010
Astronomers are elated that they have spotted the most distant celestial object ever. Women on the other hand say the most distant object by any standards is right here on earth. Men!
October 20, 2010
Why are Apple fans turning criminals? Someone told them they could "face time" in prison!
How do you know the US military means business? They are getting rid of the 'Don't Task, Don't Yell' policy!
October 19, 2010
What do they call tax evasion in China? Duck PayKing !
October 18, 2010
October 17, 2010
Overheard at my local Walmart: Vegetables are good for health because they are a great source of fiber...glass
Oxymoron: French Crude.
October 16, 2010
What is the worst feature of a $8 Million iPhone 4? You still need a $20 plastic bumper to receive a decent AT&T signal !
October 15, 2010
The purple pill from Pfizer is facing stiff competition since a single capsule got 33 men up !
Nestléd.
October 14, 2010
October 13, 2010
October 12, 2010
What should you expect from a phone with Windows? Panes !
October 11, 2010
What is the worst thing about space travel? Miss Universe can no longer be only from earth!
October 10, 2010
Search Engine Optimization: Mercedes recalls cars that a driver can't control. Google tests cars that don't need a driver to control.
October 9, 2010
It has taken 2 months to reach them. Chilean minors now groan !
After almost 2 months the rescue drill finally reaches the Chilean miners...
October 8, 2010
Should Mark Zuckerberg get the peace Nobel? He's filled the world with millions of likes, billions of friends and no dislike button....yet !
Chinese dissident, Liu Xiaobo, wins 2010 Nobel for peace.
October 7, 2010
I like IT on a private cloud !
Cloud computing is the buzz, hey wait a minute, isn't the "I like it..." cancer awareness campaign also creating a bigger buzz on Facebook?
October 6, 2010
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October 5, 2010
Text tube baby: Children belonging to the texting & youTubing generation !
Robert Edwards pioneer of the "test-tube baby" gets awarded the Nobel for medicine.
Solar panels coming to the White House. Does that mean the president will lose "power" everytime dark clouds gather over him?
The White House will soon adopt solar energy.
October 4, 2010
US and Japan adviced their citizens against travelling to Europe. Given the economic situation I wonder who has the cash to visit Europe?
October 3, 2010
Officials in New Delhi have confessed to corruption! They said the Metro project was such a success only because of the "underground connections!"
October 2, 2010
How do you double your miles per gallon? You request the galon your car to lose half her weight!
October 1, 2010
Why am I sitting in a traffic jam, when almost every car manufacturer has recalled their cars?
September 30, 2010
The difference between worship and warship is a character.
Scientists have found an earth like planet. They spotted oceans, plants, animals, a house and outside it a Jehovah's Witness
September 29, 2010
With all the bribery, corruption and greed it seems like the "common wealth" games have started much before the Commonwealth Games!
September 28, 2010
Does a tablet get approved by the FCC or the FDA? Especially one that is an Apple or a Blackberry or an Orange...
September 27, 2010
AAI LUV: Hmmm, A lot of thought went into this merger decission, looks like no one can hate it!!!
Southwest Airlines to buy Air Tran ...
September 26, 2010
Design Revolution! Hyundai gets rid of left and right mirrors, blinkers and side windows!! If the steering wheel does not work, who needs to turn?
Hyundai recalls Sonatas due to problems with the steering mechanism...
September 25, 2010
The "other" movie released this week: Social Networth !
September 24, 2010
September 23, 2010
How do you recall infant formula? You burp the baby!
September 22, 2010
Did you hear? There was no Sunrise today in Florida: The Sunshine State !!!
September 21, 2010
How does a church launder money? Holy Water !
September 20, 2010
Mark Hurd and HP kissed and madeup. Really? Isn't it all the kissing and making up that got him out of HP in the first place?
September 19, 2010
BP today announced that the oil well at the bottom of the ocean is now dead. What they meant is that all that was well at the bottom of the ocean is now officially dead.
BP announces success. The well spilling oil at the bottom of the ocean is sealed and dead.
September 18, 2010
Why did Pakistan refuse to take financial aid from India? India was offering cash not cashmir !
Pakistan reluctant to accept aid from India to assist victims of the devestating floods!
September 17, 2010
Why did the monk undress? He had a dirty habit!
Pope Benedict visits London amongst protests against clergy abuse.
September 16, 2010
Why is New York called "The city that never sleeps?" Bed Bugs !
Here a bug, there a bug, everywhere a bug bug bug !
Bed bugs raid New York and many other US cities.
Bed bugs raid New York and many other US cities.
September 15, 2010
Mexico was born in 1810. Lawn mowers were invented in 1830. Hmmmm...
Mexico celebrates its 200th birthday!
September 14, 2010
For the MTV Video Music Awards Lady Gaga wanted to wear something very rare. Her designer got her a steak !
Lady Gaga wears a raw meat dress to the MTV VMA...
Some say well done others call her Miss Steak !
Some say well done others call her Miss Steak !
With all the pain and suffering around the world, France votes to abolish the veil not the wail !
France votes to abolish the veil...
September 13, 2010
Hammeroids: Pain in the a@* experienced by Apple and caused by the hammering it's getting from Andriod !!!
Google's Android takes Apple head-on....
September 12, 2010
What would you find on Adolf Hitler's Facebook page that you wouldn't find anywhere else? The Dislike Button!
People apparently are now spending much more time on Facebook than Google...
September 11, 2010
Term used for someone who leaves Microsoft to marry Nokia? Elop
Stephen Elop leaves Microsoft to become the CEO at Nokia...
September 10, 2010
Why did Ryanair scrape the bottom? Because their pilot was flying SoLow !!!
Discount airline Ryanair's CEO wants to eliminate co-pilots!
Talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel!
Talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel!
September 9, 2010
What is the term for sexual harassment at Oracle? A Job Description.
Mark Hurd ousted from HP due to allegations of sexual harassment joins Oracle as co-President...
September 8, 2010
Find and you shall search....Google's new tagline!
Google introduces Instant Search. It almost finds things even before you search....
What would happen if one asteroid hit earth? I would be dead. And then what would happen if a second asteroid hit earth?
A rare event today: Two asteroids pass close to earth on one single day.
September 7, 2010
Fish don't like it when we meddle with their eggs! In their world it's called Sea Roe Tolerance!
First genetically modified animal to be approved for human consumption: A Salmon.
September 6, 2010
What do you call someone who recalls dog food? A Retriever !
Tons of dog food recalled in the US, related to a risk of salmonella.
September 5, 2010
In its effort to censor the Adult Services section craigslist.org is thinking of getting rid of the "or G" in its name!
No more orgies on Craigslist.org.....
September 4, 2010
What do Tony Blair and George W Bush have in common? An extra pair of shoes!
Tony Blair gets pelted with shoes and eggs at his book signing. When he called his buddy GW, the former president said: "Been there, Done that!"
Latest movie being shot in New Zealand: Lord of the Ring of Fire!
7.0 Earthquake hits New Zealand: Location of the filming of Lord of the Rings. New Zealand also sits on the ring of fire...
September 3, 2010
Storms at the Outer Banks! ...Wait a minute...What is this? A weather headline or a financial headline. Do I need to frantically buy or sell?
Hurricane Earl bashes North Carolina Outer Banks...
And we aren't over the bashing we have been taking at our banks so far...
And we aren't over the bashing we have been taking at our banks so far...
September 2, 2010
What do you call the reincarnation of the Bhagvad Gita? aNewGita !
India spreading the message of Anugita.
Anugita part of the 14th book of the Mahabharat is about Krishna reviving the teachings of the Gita in a newer context.
Anugita part of the 14th book of the Mahabharat is about Krishna reviving the teachings of the Gita in a newer context.
September 1, 2010
How do you get rid of the "I have this tune stuck in my head" feeling? You move your head away from the music streaming feature of your new Apple TV!
Apple announces new and improved Apple TV and more...
With all this music streaming around, somethings gotta stick...
With all this music streaming around, somethings gotta stick...
Why couldn't California ban plastic bags from their grocery stores? Because then only men would be allowed to enter and shop!
California senate votes against a ban of plastic bags in grocery stores in the Baywatch state!
August 31, 2010
Why does Bollywood star John Abraham want to insure his rear end? He 'firmly' believes this ass-et increases his lie-ability with Indian women!
Just seen on CNN: John Abraham tries to insure his butt for Rs. 100 Million!
August 30, 2010
Earl grey and brewing over the US. Time for a Tea Party ?!!!
Hurricane Earl strengthening over the eastern seaboard.
Tea Parties also active from a political perspective...
Tea Parties also active from a political perspective...
August 29, 2010
Why was Paris Hilton released after being caught smoking marijuana? The police who sniffed out the drugs in her car were too high to testify!
Las Vegas police arrested Paris for having cocaine in her purse. The police had pulled over her car after they smelled marijuana.
So if I get this right, they were following the smell of marijuana and then pulled over the car, they really must have been quite high themselves....right?
They had to let her go...
So if I get this right, they were following the smell of marijuana and then pulled over the car, they really must have been quite high themselves....right?
They had to let her go...
The Saudi Arabian employer finally confessed that after watching American television, he thought it was really cool to "nail the maid!"
Saudi employer and wife in anger, hammer 24 nails into their Sri Lankan maid.
August 28, 2010
A terror suspect sang on Canadian Idol. He was a hit man !!
Canadian terror suspect Khurram Syed Sher auditioned for “Canadian Idol” in 2008.
He was charged this week with conspiracy to knowingly facilitate a terrorist activity.
He was charged this week with conspiracy to knowingly facilitate a terrorist activity.
August 27, 2010
How do you tell the difference between the real Lady Gaga and her wax statue at Madame Tussauds? Poker Face !
Madame Tussauds museums will now have a wax replica of Lady Gaga.
Women rejoice. Gee! Male Calls...
Google kicks off Gmail calls.
Now you have fewer excuses for not calling back !
Now you have fewer excuses for not calling back !
August 26, 2010
Screw the iPhone ! There's a smoking hot new gadget on the market. The Garmin GPS, it's HOT, and yes, it's Smokin' !
Garmin recalls a million GPS units. Battery overheats and yes it catches fire!!!
Will go well with that recalled Toyota you've been driving.
Will go well with that recalled Toyota you've been driving.
What could be the worst feature of the Katrina Kaif Indian Barbie Doll? Salman Khan as Ken!!!
Barbie to release Indian Barbie modelled after superstar Katrina Kaif...
August 25, 2010
India and China are much more than third world countries....Much more than a third of the world lives there!
When the economy booms so does the population and China is slated to be the No. 2 economy of the world...
How did China's monster traffic jam dissapear overnight? I'm not sure but I heard someone say, "One minute Yuan the road and the other minute you're off !"
The traffic jam that was to last for weeks or even months is seemed to have resolved itself overnight...
August 24, 2010
Why do people who continuously send text messages make good gardners? They have green thumbs!
Melissa Thompson of Salford, England, has the new Guinness World Record for fastest typing on a phone.
She typed the sentence "The razor-toothed piranhas of the genera Serrasalmus and Pygocentrus are the most ferocious freshwater fish in the world. In reality they seldom attack a human." in a whopping 25.94 seconds.
She typed the sentence "The razor-toothed piranhas of the genera Serrasalmus and Pygocentrus are the most ferocious freshwater fish in the world. In reality they seldom attack a human." in a whopping 25.94 seconds.
August 23, 2010
Pro-verb of the day: A Tiger does not change his strifes !
Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren are now divorced !
Intel's getting into the health food business! Merger with McAfee will give us chips that are healthy
Intel plans to acquire antivirus/security provider McAfee...
August 22, 2010
Why did Princess Jasmine of Agrabah sue Disney? Because they won't let her wear a scarf. She and beau Aladdin have hired the best lawyer in town. Goofy!
Woman in California sues Disneyland because the company dress code won't let her wear a scarf, now that she has decided to wear it.
August 21, 2010
After stationing moles WikiLeaks founder is charged with molestation!!
Julian Assange, founder of WikiLeaks (a whistle blowing website), is charged with rape and molestation,
August 20, 2010
August 19, 2010
Why did 380 million eggs get recalled in the US? Hey, it's Primaries' season and we don't want rotten eggs flying around now, do we?
Huge egg recall in the US as the FDA investigates cases of salmonella.
August 18, 2010
American Airlines introduces "Depress Seats". At a $50 discount, you could enjoy the cozy feeling of an extra slim middle seat.
American Airlines introduces Express Seats at a premium coach passengers can sit and board ahead of the rest of coach....
Bugs around the world are rejoicing. The Web is dead.....
Wired magazine reports the World Wide Web is dead as the Internet chugs along....
Welcome a whole new breed of bugs....
Welcome a whole new breed of bugs....
August 17, 2010
Unlike Jet Blue, Colombian flight attendants are very jovial. In a recent bad weather landing they had the entire aircraft in splits!
Unfortunate accident causes a Colombian aircraft to split upon landing...
August 16, 2010
Venice will now have female gondoliers because there was a boat load of tourists missing after male gondoliers refused to stop and ask for directions?
Giorgia Boscolo may be Venice's first female gondolier ever...
August 15, 2010
China denies breast development was a "side effect" of their milk powder. It was a front effect !!!
If it were a side effect, breasts would hang under your armpits !
What did India say when the British left 60+ years ago? Let's catch up soon...the rest is history!
India celebrates Independence Day.
August 14, 2010
Why is Pakistan not interested in monitoring BlackBerry messages? Because they can't handle intelligence !!!
India threatens to ban BlackBerry services if there is no work around the "too secure" issue.
August 13, 2010
My BlackBerry is so secure, it gives me an insecurity complex !!!
More countries threaten to ban the BlackBerry due to security reasons. It is too secure...
August 12, 2010
Latest airline fees: A surcharge if you'd wish for an attendant to serve you and an additional premium if you'd wish them to be polite.
Disgruntled flight attendants...
No wonder people who travel a lot are called "warriors".
No wonder people who travel a lot are called "warriors".
August 11, 2010
Flight AttendAunt: An age inappropriate lady who serves you goodies on the plane.
It seems flight attendants can't tolerate passengers. Ha!
August 10, 2010
August 9, 2010
Covered with blood, shouldn't they be called Diemonds?
Charles Taylor the former president of Liberia is accused of funding a civil war in Sierra Leone using blood diamonds.
August 8, 2010
Why did Julia Roberts become a Hindu? Holy Cow!!! Did she...?
Julia Roberts officially converts to Hinduism. Guess she loved the Indian version of the song Pretty Woman...
August 7, 2010
Why did Californians vote to ban same sex marriages? They wanted to get out of the rut of "the same sex"...
Being dull and boring could have been illegal !!!
August 6, 2010
Have you Hurd? HP's Chief Sexecutive Officer has resigned!!!
HP CEO Mark Hurd resigned after a sexual harassment claim against him.
August 5, 2010
August 4, 2010
Why did Saudi Arabia ban the Blackberry? They thought Research In "Motion" was using the devices to monitor their stools.
United Arab Emirates talks about banning the Blackberry due to, get this, too much security on the device!!!
August 3, 2010
Did Hillary Clinton really pay attention to Bill's wedding vows? "...and darling Hillary have no worries or concerns, I vow ye to love, to hold and to cherish in turns...!"
Chelsea Clinton daughter of Bill and Hillary Clinton weds long time beau. Did Hillary pass on some pearls of wisdom??? You bet !!!
August 2, 2010
Why did Dick Cheney's heart surgery take 8 hours? It took 60 minutes for the actual procedure and 7 hours to find his heart!
Dick Cheney out of ICU after heart surgery. What!!!! Does he actually have a heart?!!
August 1, 2010
Why did Ellen Degeneres quit American Idol? She had mistaken it for an "Eye Doll" contest!!
Ellen announces she will leave American Idol after just one season as judge.
July 31, 2010
How did confidential US military information become public? The Department of Defense apparently uses Facebook.
WikiLeaks leaks military information related to Afghanistan.
July 30, 2010
July 29, 2010
What Indian invention has got Pfeizer very worried? A 35 dollar tablet that will make the soft ware giant a hard ware giant!
India announces a $35 tablet PC for the masses.
July 28, 2010
It is now legal to jailbreak an iPhone. With a few bars already missing on the phone, who can blame the jailbreakers?!!
Jailbreaking a smartphone now seems to be legal!!!
July 27, 2010
BP to get a new CEO. Or as they call it Cheat Environment Officer...
Rumor has it that BP will have a new CEO, we hope he's better aligned to the environment.
July 26, 2010
President Hugo Chavez said he would cut all the oil from Venezuela to the US. Hmmm...shouldn't BP have hired him as their chief stop-the-oil-flow consultant!
Chavez can stop an an entire country's oil flow by the flip of a switch. Now wouldn't that be something BP would have liked more than anything else in this world?
July 25, 2010
Oxymoron: Handheld iPhone. Apparently once it's held, it's no longer a phone!
iPhone reception woes continue, especially if you hold it!
July 24, 2010
What problem do the Financial & Immigration reforms have in common? A lien, especially the illegal one
A little space creates a big difference !!!
July 23, 2010
Why did Lindsay Lohan sign up with AT&T? More bars in more places, hey why not?
Lindsay Lohan and her DUI related prison term all over the news these days!!!
July 22, 2010
Scientists at England's University of Sheffield have discovered a monster star...They promptly named it Mel.
Exceptionally large start discovered by astronomers in the UK while another famous star behaves like a monster...
July 20, 2010
To overcome the reception problems with the iPhone 4, Apple is giving out free Android phones to all its customers. Do you hear me now?
Free bumpers....to make it work...
July 19, 2010
Coming soon to a theatre near you. The John Edwards movie titled Sex, Lies and Videotape.
Movie announced on the life and times of John Edwards...
July 18, 2010
What is the difference between her dad and Paris Hilton? He has many friends in high places. She has high friends in many places!
Paris Hilton got busted at Corsica airport with pot in her purse !
July 17, 2010
What do iPhones and men have in common? Reception Problems...
Apple has Antennagate conference to discuss reception problems with the iPhone4
July 16, 2010
"I've taken a leak and cleaned up the mess." - Tony Hayward, CEO BP
BP seems to have capped the oil leak....
July 15, 2010
The European Space Agency's Rosetta spacecraft is sending back never before seen pictures. Soon, it will fly by Uranus....Beware!!!
Rosetta sends back high quality pictures of asteroids, etc..
July 14, 2010
What does an iPhone have in common with a blonde? Awesome features; Challenged on function !!!
A duct tape can fix your iPhone woes....
What is the difference between a woman and an iPhone? You use duct tape to make an iPhone talk.....
Solution for iPhone reception issues.....Duct Tape...
July 13, 2010
Why is Hugh Hefner buying back Playboy company shares? To bring more skin to the game !!!
Hugh Hefner announces stock buy back plan...
Playboy Share Buy-back: Hugh Hefner has requested his loyal readers not to be so hard on him. Hhmmm! isn't that what created the problem in the first place?
Hugh Hefner decides to take Playboy private....
July 12, 2010
The US has agreed to pay BP $20 billion to move all their equipment to Los Angeles and try and cap the toxins spewing out of Mel Gibson's mouth.
Mel Gibson apparently caught on tape ranting racial slurs against his ex-girlfriend.
His new career: Paulitics !
Who needs gurus, exit polls and surveys. Paul the octopus has it cut out for him...
July 11, 2010
Why doesn't Lindsay Lohan want to go to prison? She suddenly realized that being "behind bars" does not give you unlimited access to booze !!!
Lindsay sentenced to prison under DUI charges...
July 10, 2010
Iran ¦ narI
Iran in controversy again about treatment of women....
Nari = Woman in some indian languages.
Nari = Woman in some indian languages.
July 9, 2010
July 8, 2010
What do Germany and an octopus have in common? Both suck at the cup!
Germany loses at the FIFA world cup as predicted by Paul the octopus?
July 7, 2010
Why do New Yorkers call Queen Elizabeth the Icemaiden? Because she comes once in 53 years...
The Queen visits New York after 53 years...
What did the queen say to the real estate moghul? "We have sold many of our properties, Mr. Trump, but for the past 900 years the monarchy has passed Windsor!!!"
The Queen visits New York. The Windsor Castle is the oldest inhabited castle they say...
July 6, 2010
What is Queen Elizabeth doing in New York? Shopping !!! Since her spending was cut she was advised to visit the House of Woodbury Commons and the House of Lords & Taylor.
Queen Elizabeth's spending budget is tightned.
July 5, 2010
July 4, 2010
General Motors is planning an IPO. I guess if things don't work out they will just recall the shares.
Mid August IPO for General Motors.
July 3, 2010
Why doesn't BP care about turtles? Because they won't separate from Shell !!!
Turtles amongst the fauna drastically affected by the BP oil spill.
July 2, 2010
When Apple said the iPhone "raised the bar" for smart phones they forgot to mention it was a software glitch!!!
Apple claims it has erroneously calculated the formula which displays signal bars on the iPhone, and therefore the iPhone has been showing too many bars in areas with weak signal strength.
Motto of the Finnish Digital Revolution: Liberty, Equality, Connectivity.
Finland proposes to make broadband a legal right.
July 1, 2010
What happens when BP messes with Mother Nature? We have to face God and the wrath of his Hari Cane !!!
Hurricane Alex adds to the complexity of the BP oil spill dissaster.
In India Hari is a name associated with God.
In India Hari is a name associated with God.
June 30, 2010
Why do Portu-Geese waddle? Because they have a Spain in their a@# !!!
FIFA 2010. Spain clobbers Portugal !
June 28, 2010
What is the difference between iPhone III and iPhone IV ? Two bars have become one....especially when Rom'n !
iPhone reception problems continue.
Soon to be, the most used key by porn addicts: X, and the most used key when they are in rehab Ctrl-X - to "cut" the addition.
Porn sites will now have their own domain .xxx
June 27, 2010
The Ultimate Partnership: To take the spotlight off AT&T's limited 3G coverage, Apple designs a phone that has limited reception...
iPhone 4 reception problems related to the wrap-around antenna.
June 26, 2010
I regret to inform you that due to safety reasonsI will need to recall my September 2009 Toyota status updates.
Toyota now recalls new Lexus models due to excessive gasoline spill !!!
June 25, 2010
iPhone 4 users' favorite song: You are my fire, The one desire, Believe when I say, Don't hold it that way !!! - From Blackoutstreet Boys.
iPhone 4 reception problems. Please hold your phones differently to get better reception.
June 24, 2010
June 23, 2010
What happens when Indians start running the US? .......Ahem!....."When"...???
Nikki Haley of Indian descent wins the Republician primary. Bobby Jindal is already there !!!
Word has it, most of it already is run by Indians through outsourcing.....
Word has it, most of it already is run by Indians through outsourcing.....
June 22, 2010
June 21, 2010
China:USA No longer YuanI
China plans to un-peg the Yuan from the Dollar, kicking off a stock rally!
June 20, 2010
June 19, 2010
"Like" is the new Love !!!
In the new world of thumb dominated messaging the thumbs up symbol is turning out to be more valuable than the heart...
June 18, 2010
What did Mexico say to France? I, Juan. You, Louise!
FIFA 2010. Mexico: France 2:0....what else did you expect.
The future of Campbell's Spaghettios soup is now cloudy with a chance of meatballs!
Campbell Soup Recalls 15 Million Pounds of its SpaghettiOs with meatballs!!!
Harrison Ford had a choice: pop the grand question, or grand pop the question!
The couple is finally coupled!
June 17, 2010
June 16, 2010
Is the iPhone getting older? It now has glasses in front of its Retina.
Reting display, glass front and stainless steel bones....the new iPhone already sold out!!!
June 15, 2010
Design flaw: Watercrafts being recalled. Arizona discovers that citizenSHIPS have an issue with ANCHOR babies!!!
Arizona hopes to pass even tougher immigration laws. Babies of illegal immigrants cannot get US citizenship.
June 13, 2010
Why did Meg Whitman get so popular, politically? It's her name! W Hit Man !!
Nominated in the republican primaries for governor of California.
June 12, 2010
...and we are confident the British can stop something as fast and slippery as......let's say......oil !!!
England:USA 1:1 tie, when the ball bounces off the hands of British goalkeeper Robert Green.
Why does FIFA come once in four years? With all the ball kicking, what else DID you expect?
Excitement, once every four!!!
June 11, 2010
Why should people with Alzheimer's go work for car manufacturers? Because once they're there, they'll recall everything!!!
BMW and VW are the latest in the line of car manufacturers, recalling cars.
June 10, 2010
Why did AT&T introduce a limited data plan? So that hackers could download fewer iPad owner email addresses!!!
Hackers exploit security gap to download email addresses of iPad owners from AT&T.
June 9, 2010
Carlifiorina - The Golden State
2010 Republican Nominee for the US Senate from California is Carly Fiorina ex CEO of HP
Why is Lady Gaga so pleased with Arizona? Starting July you won't find any illegal copies of Alejandro there! Right?
The new immigration law kicks in July '10
Note to BP: It's spelled Ocean not O Shun !
The spill is contained, the spill is contained not, the spill is contained, the spill is contained not......
June 8, 2010
Latest Recall: Universities and Business Schools are recalling 1 Million CEOs.
Another million cars recalled, this time by GM. Maybe we need to recall the guys responsible for the problems.
June 7, 2010
Q-tips' sales have sky rocketed since Apple announced a front-facing camera on the iPhone. Now you need clean ears before you call a friend!
Behold the new iPhone 4. Cameras on the back and front!!!
Now Chrysler recalls cars. Their new tagline: Dodge or Ram!
Chrysler recalls are on the upswing now. Can you believe it: Sticky Pedals!!!
June 6, 2010
Height of Decency: Apple does not support websites that Flash!!!
Will the new iPhone being released tomorrow be a bit more friendlier to Adobe Flash?
June 5, 2010
Why do Indians win the spelling bee? Well, have you seen our names? Anything short of 14 characters is probably a nickname!
Anamika Veeramani of Indian descent win the spelling bee in the US.
June 4, 2010
McDonalds worried about the health of our kids recalled Shrek glasses that contain Cadmium. The BadMeYumm in their food is of no concern!!
McDonalds today recalls its Shrek glasses. There is a very slim chance that Cadmium in the paint could cause health hazzard.
June 3, 2010
June 2, 2010
Will they recount the Gorey details? Did something Tip'er off? Was there a climate change? An inconvenient truth? Or a precedent of vice?
Al and Tipper Gore decide to separate after 40 years together!
June 1, 2010
Why are vegetarians leaving Facebook? There is Poke on the menu!
Are people leaving Facebook because of privacy concerns? Apparently not!
I too am planning to sue Google. I requested for eating places near me and Google suggested McDonalds. the food gave me a bad heartburn!!!
Woman sues Google after her car hit her as she was walking on a highway, directions were given to her by Google Maps and she followed them to the T !!!
May 31, 2010
Today: Delete Facebook account, tomorrow: close all credit cards, then terminate cellphone, frequent flyer cards, GPS, Google, ATM....I've got back my privacy. Yay!
Today is the "Quit Facebook" Day. Inspired by individuals worried about privacy.
May 30, 2010
May 29, 2010
"Whatchoo Tweetin' 'bout?"
Different Strokes star Gary Coleman dies at 42. His most famous phrase in the T.V. series would of course be "Whatchoo Talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
May 28, 2010
BP is hiring cosmetic surgeons! Someone told HR they were now diversifying into Liposuction.
Top Kill seems to be failing, oil continues to spill into the gulf of Mexico.
May 27, 2010
Insert quarter here → ║ to read tonight's status update.
Monetizing digital content is no child's play
Executives somewhere up there, shove a boat load of shit down the throats of those at the bottom to curb harm spreading to the general environment. BP calls it Top Kill. Others call it management.
BP tries Top Kill approach to curb the oil spill.
May 26, 2010
Side Effects: "Either I take Tylenol or I b profane!"
Tylenol back in the news with adverse side effects and recalls
May 25, 2010
May 24, 2010
Wall street today does not believe that "The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!"
Spanish bank bailout affects the Euro and the US stock markets' futures
May 23, 2010
What is the most popular tourist destination for women in India? Man Galore!
Mangalore in the limelight, though through a terrible tragedy.
May 22, 2010
"No! I did not poke myself with needles to inject performance-enhancing drugs." Floyd Landis has no proof that I lanced my arm strong!
Lantis accuses Lance Armstrong of doping.
May 21, 2010
May 20, 2010
Euro, Euro, Euro your boat gently up s@#&* creek!
The Euro raising global concern around another financial meltdown.
May 19, 2010
Oxymoron? Naked Shorts.
In an effort to protect the Euro, Germany moves to ban the practice of "Naked Short Selling"
May 18, 2010
Lebanese miss USA. Awwwww! We miss them too......
...especially in our headlines!
Rima Fakih of Lebanese origins is crowned Miss USA 2010
Rima Fakih of Lebanese origins is crowned Miss USA 2010
May 17, 2010
General Motors is finally out of the red, Why? Because fortunately we've finally found something that wastes more oil than a GM truck. Unfortunately it lies at the bottom of the ocean!
Gas guzzlers are back in vogue???
GM does well. Finally out of the red.
GM does well. Finally out of the red.
May 16, 2010
Sarah Palin issued an apology to immigrants. When she said Obama should "Secure our Borders" she meant the bookstore where she was signing.
Sarah Palin says the Arizona Immigration Law should be rolled out across the US.
May 15, 2010
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Users are leaving Facebook due to privacy concerns. Point is, you have the option to control what information gets out. Read this status update by alternating characters from the end and begining of the sentence.
May 14, 2010
Why are baby boomers worried about Facebook? There's hardly any "social" security !!!
Data privacy is turning into data piracy at Facebook.
May 13, 2010
Apple learns the hard way : In Vietnam, when someone finds an iPho, you are literally in a soup !!!
Another iPhone 4G prototype located in Vietnam.
May 12, 2010
Uploading Status Update : ████████████░░░░░░ 60% Complete........I need a new cell phone !!!
Slow, slow, slow connections...
Playboy announces a "safe for work" website. This your-boss-will-not-know-what-you've-been-doing website will be named www.go-ogle.com.
Safe for work???
Did they get inspired by the ogling going on at the TSA workplace, with the new body scanners, I wonder?
Did they get inspired by the ogling going on at the TSA workplace, with the new body scanners, I wonder?
May 11, 2010
Second Attempt: BP is trying to contain the Gulf of Mexico oil spill with a smaller dome. The operation has been named Dome and Domer !
Another dome to be lowered into the gulf to control the oil spill.
May 10, 2010
What would happen if Apple and Nokia were to merge? The litigation community would go out of business!!!
Law Suit.
Counter Law Suit.
Counter Counter Law Suit.
Counter Law Suit.
Counter Counter Law Suit.
May 9, 2010
Bin Laden, an avid Facebook user, deactivated his account after Facebook announced its new location features. Shoot!!! We were so hoping to book his face.
Now I'm going to tell you where I'm doing that what you have no interest in knowing in the first place.
May 8, 2010
Why did Pakistan test missiles today? After the botched Time Square incident, terrorists don't take them seriously any more!!!
Pakistan tests nuclear capable missiles.
May 7, 2010
TSA: They See All............especially with the new body scanners at airports.
TSA official assaults colleague after his colleague passes comments about what he "saw" or actually could almost not see during a full body scan training.
May 6, 2010
Why did Faisal Shahzad flee the scene? Apparently his Taliban ties did not go well with the soot in his car!
A near miss for New Yorkers. Thanks to a vigilant bystander.
Age old wisdom redefined by Forbes: Try, Try and you WILL be succeeded...
Forbes releases "Worst Words To Say At Work"...."Try" tops the list !
May 5, 2010
Out Of Box Thinking: The BP oil spill could be contained "In The Box"
BP planning to lower a huge box to contain the oil spill. It has been tried before but not at this scale.
May 4, 2010
No Tylenol recall in the Middle East. They don't drink Tylenol. The bottle says "Shake Well Before Use". What happens to the Sheikh after use is quite questionable!!!
Another recall....this time for children's brands.
May 3, 2010
Sign at my "green" BP gas station: It is illegal and dangerous to fill gasoline into an unauthorized container. Is the ocean authorized?
An environmentaly friendly oil spill....
May 2, 2010
United and Continental airlines to merge. The resulting, largest airline in the world will be called Unicon...Yes U N I conned!
Week of mergers and acquisitions, I'd say...
May 1, 2010
April 30, 2010
What did Luke Skywalker say to Sandra Bullock and Jesse James? "May d vorce be wid you."
Star Wars on planet earth...
April 29, 2010
Oxymoron? Risky Securities.
The buzz on Risky Securities is all over, given the incident with Goldman Sachs. Question is how can security be risky :)
April 28, 2010
"Do you know what we can do about the looming housing crisis?" asked his team. "You Bet!" said the CEO of Goldman. They took him literally.
The rest is history.
Goldman Sachs hearings make headlines.
Goldman Sachs hearings make headlines.
April 27, 2010
April 26, 2010
Motivational movie for procrastinators: How to tame your drag on!
Doing well at the box office...could I get some tips on procrastination?
April 25, 2010
How did Avatar and Monica Lewinsky get so popular? Blue Men.
Just released on DVD, the mega mega block buster...
A Spaniard underwent a 24 hour surgery for the world's first full face transplant. He's going to spend the next 24 days updating his online profile pictures.
...and write an autobiography called Face Book.
April 24, 2010
Why did immigrants rush to Arizona for a Green Card? They thought it was "The GC State"
Tougher immigration reforms put in place in The Grand Canyon State.
April 23, 2010
Did you know that Twitter is the most popular restaurant in the world? Millions go there tweet.
Though you're only allowed very small portions.
April 22, 2010
Social Graph: A friendly place where you plot your X against your Y...fe
Welcome to the future. Facebook embarks on it Social Graph journey.
April 21, 2010
Earth to mankind: "Why don't you pack your plastic bags and boldly go where no man has gone before?"
Earth Day.....contemplate!!!
Oxymoron? Iceland Volcano.
Fire and Ice, literally.
The volcano erupts in Iceland and ash disrupts flights over Europe for now an entire week.
The volcano erupts in Iceland and ash disrupts flights over Europe for now an entire week.
April 20, 2010
Someone found a 4G iPhone in a bar but given AT&T's service coverage he said he'd rather have found a bar on his iPhone.
AT&T: More bars in more places....really!!!
4G iPhone prototype lost by an Apple engineer and was found in a bar. The rest is history. Gizmodo.com disects the device over the web.
4G iPhone prototype lost by an Apple engineer and was found in a bar. The rest is history. Gizmodo.com disects the device over the web.
The newest casino on the strip: Goldman Sachs Resorts.........resorts to gambling that is!
All bets are off!
Goldman Sachs under scrutiny for "betting" on derivatives.
Goldman Sachs under scrutiny for "betting" on derivatives.
April 19, 2010
So an airline can give you free inflight WiFi access and then charge you for the carry-on laptop bag you bring into the aircraft?
There's nothing like a free lunch....
April 18, 2010
The US headed to Mars !!! Sweet !!! Hold back on the Snickers guys, next on the list: Milky Way!
President Obama sweetens the space program.
April 17, 2010
Toyota is now getting into the health business. Buy a Toyota Sienna and you'll lose your spare tyres. Guaranteed!!!
...And if you buy one in the next 5 minutes, they'll throw in the brakes, absolutely FREE. You just pay for slipping and bad handling...with your life!
April 16, 2010
What do Liz Taylor and Larry King have in common? Ex-perience !!!
Another marriage, another divorce!
April 15, 2010
April 14, 2010
What happens when a Lexus rolls over? It STOPS!!!!.....Kudos to the Toyota Engineers.
What a brakethrough!!!
April 13, 2010
April 12, 2010
April 11, 2010
April 10, 2010
Parents around the world are now suing their teenagers for the emotional trauma they caused by ignoring their friend requests on Facebook!
Teen sues mother over Facebook access, what next?
April 9, 2010
NASA to launch Space Taxis. Drivers Wanted. In space english is a foreign language, there are no traffic rules and everyone is an alien !
Watch out NYC. Cabs are going to be even harder to find.
April 8, 2010
Stools it is!!! Delta Airlines announced today that they would remove all seatbacks and passengers could get one if they paid a small fee.
Ryan air decided to charge passengers for the usage of restrooms.
April 7, 2010
iPad: Experience the web like never before !!! Especially without a Wi-Fi connection.
The Wi-Fi fix is in!!
April 6, 2010
Toyota got a 16 million dollar speeding ticket. "What about points?", I say. Did they actually get the point?
Or is their licence going to be suspended?
April 5, 2010
Next Big Idea: Sex Rehab Clinics. Especially as an App on a 3 G enabled touchy-feely hand held device!
Celebrities are popping in and out of rehab clinics. Is there a growing market there?
April 4, 2010
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April 2, 2010
April 1, 2010
This just in: Now you can trade an age old laptop for a spanking new iPad - http://tinyurl.com/ykapg9m
Hail the iPad. Happy April Fools Day!
March 31, 2010
The iPhone on Verizon?!!! I can finally get rid of my eye patch cell phone holder!
My eye phone could be an iPhone soon...
March 30, 2010
Why is NASA investigating Toyota? They were told there is some Extra Terrestrial-Activity
I'd say the terrestrial activity in the vehicals is a lot extra!
We come in peace, but end up in pieces!
We come in peace, but end up in pieces!
March 29, 2010
How do you speed up your computer? You put it in your car...especially if it is a Toyota!
Had a bad day with my computer today!
March 28, 2010
Sarah Palin, last night asked the US to increase security in Alaska. Russia eliminated 2 timezones and is now even closer to her home!!!
"Rush Ya" she said "or we'll have a price to pay!"
March 27, 2010
March 26, 2010
Syphilis is spreading fast, Guys! this ain't no joke. Facebook may be to blame, so beware who you poke!
British officials are blaming Facebook for the recent uptick in syphilis!!!
March 25, 2010
...and what did Microsoft have to say about the China-Google situation? "When China shuts a door, it opens many Windows!"
Their exact words in Chinese were,"Cha Ching!!!"
March 24, 2010
March 23, 2010
Having problems with your "downloads?" Add some fiber to your diet, Google Fiber that is!
Cities vying for the Google Fiber are roughing it out!
March 22, 2010
March 21, 2010
Jesse James was overheard saying, "I'm a bull not a bullock!"
Though today Sandra would rather make him a bullock!!!
March 20, 2010
March 19, 2010
What is the dress code at Toyota? Pedal pushers and lawsuits.
Dressed to kill !!!
Let the lawsuits begin. Class actions lined up against Toyota.
Let the lawsuits begin. Class actions lined up against Toyota.
March 18, 2010
March 17, 2010
March 16, 2010
Why is Google moving out of China? I heard it's the unruly characters !
I'm told they bite and bite again....
March 15, 2010
March 14, 2010
Electricity is powerful !
Storms hit the northeast US. Power outages for the past 2 days. Behold the power of electricity. Can't even boil a cup of tea !!!
March 13, 2010
March 12, 2010
Today you can pre-order a ticket that gets you a spot at the end of a line 4 blocks away from an Apple store on April 3rd at 2 AM. iPad.Yay!
Pre-order your iPad...the mania begins.. :)
March 11, 2010
Mexico is now constructing a wall along its border to the US to prevent aspiring billionaires running across in the thousands.
World's richest man is now Carlos Slim from Mexico.
March 10, 2010
Lost In Chinese Translation: Pet Food. Pet. Food. Big difference!
China is considering ban on eating dogs and cats.....
March 9, 2010
This just in: Avatar won 9 Academy Awards on the planet Pandora.
Looks like Meryll Streep is moving there too!!!
March 8, 2010
Steve Baldwin could have done a better job!
The Steve Martin - Alec Baldwin combo did not rake in the laughs ABC had expected at last night's Oscars.
March 7, 2010
My designer picks for the red carpet. Meryll Streep: Oscar de la Renta, B Madoff: G Armani, Oprah: Boss Hugo and Tiger should Vera Wang.
The Oscars are here and given that M Streep almost never gets one she should probably rent. Mr. Madoff well gee where's our money? Oprah is switching Channel I heard and Tiger's ...ahem...is in the spotlight!!!
March 6, 2010
While we're debating Full Body Scanners, they are working on Fool Body Scanners!
The aim of the game is to remain one step ahead.
March 5, 2010
Makes you scratch your head and think. There's a reason it's called A Lice in Wonderland.
Or is it technically A Louse ?
In any case enjoy the newest release this weekend!
In any case enjoy the newest release this weekend!
March 4, 2010
Captain Sully Sullenberger retires. Geese hitting the fans is one thing, but air traffic controllers, flying by the seat of their daipers..?
No wonder NY is the city that never sleeps......how could you?
The captain retires, while a scandal develops around a NY air traffic controller bringing his kid to work and having the kid talk to planes.
The captain retires, while a scandal develops around a NY air traffic controller bringing his kid to work and having the kid talk to planes.
March 3, 2010
After a Kansas town changed its name to Google, Beijing calls itself Xerox, LA is now Botox, Paris is Rosetta Stone and London is Victoria's Secret !
Topeka, Kansas will be Google for a month !!!
We can surely come up with many other names....right?
We can surely come up with many other names....right?
March 2, 2010
March 1, 2010
February 28, 2010
February 27, 2010
February 26, 2010
February 25, 2010
February 24, 2010
How do you 'fix' a Toyota with an overactive drive? You put it in Neuter-al !!
Jim Lentz, the president of Toyota Motor Sales in the US apologized yesterday and said we finally have a fix....however....not exactly...there may be more problems..hhmmmmm!
February 23, 2010
Would you change your lifestyle if you were to pay taxes based upon the type of calories you consumed?
Two birds with one stone....Healthcare...Federal Deficit.....or.....?
February 22, 2010
Lufthansa pilots on strike! NW Airlines has decided to hire them all. Pilots who are not so keen on flying go well with the NW cockpit record!
As long as they can discuss company policy or play solitaire on their laptops in the cockpit, they should be over qualified for Northwest Airlines :)
February 21, 2010
FBI investigating if webcams turn on remotely. Investigate? Isn't that what webcams are designed for?...or so I've heard...
FBI probing into student claims that, school turned on his webcam remotely!!!
February 20, 2010
I'm sorry. I conquered. I saw. I came.
...and then I conquered more and I saw more....and....and....and...
The TW apology is in...the jury is out!
The TW apology is in...the jury is out!
February 19, 2010
Screwed up models recall. Hey, wait a minute! Are we talking Toyota or The Tiger?
Today comes the apology!
February 18, 2010
Toyota: Bad Cars. Good Auto Mobiles.
Cars that accelerate, cruise, brake and steer themselves. Shouldn't they be called auto mobiles?!!!
February 17, 2010
Southwest airlines installed toilet seats at all their airport gates. Passengers who do not fit in the seat will not be allowed to board.
Filmmaker Kevin Smith was requested to un-board a flight as he was too overweight.
At Southwest Airlines size does matter!!!
At Southwest Airlines size does matter!!!
February 16, 2010
Another oxymoron: Windows 7 SmartPhone.
I typically open my windows to enjoy the blue sky not the blue screen....of death!
Now comes the new Windows 7 Phone OS....
Now comes the new Windows 7 Phone OS....
February 15, 2010
The other woman on President Obama's mind: Bernadette Soon !
The national deficit's got to be on his mind this President's Day!
February 14, 2010
February 13, 2010
Updating my resume: Does whistling at the urinal qualify as VoIP experience?
Google now getting into broadband?!!!
Do they have or even need the relevant experience?
How does this align with their overall strategy?
For the non-geeks that would be Voice over I Pee...
Do they have or even need the relevant experience?
How does this align with their overall strategy?
For the non-geeks that would be Voice over I Pee...
February 12, 2010
A call center in Bangalore has issued a formal apology. Snow ordered for the Province of Columbia was sent to the District of Columbia. Oops!
The winter olympics open in Vancouver. Everyone's there except the snow!!!
What do Nicole Kidman and the Prius have in common? Problems with Cruise Control !!
Not the gas pedal or brakes, now drivers seem to have issues with cruise control on the Prius.
Sounds familiar Ms. Kidman?
Sounds familiar Ms. Kidman?
February 11, 2010
February 10, 2010
February 9, 2010
McDonalds is recalling billions of hamburgers. Apparently once you start eating you just can't stop!!!
Slam the brakes.
Lose some Wait!
Lose some Wait!
February 8, 2010
The world's best-run companies run on SAP. The question is, who runs SAP?
Surprise...Surprise...SAP CEO resigns!
February 7, 2010
What happens to Colts when they die? They become Saints......very offensive Saints.
Super Bowl 2010. Colts vs. Saints.
February 6, 2010
February 5, 2010
Today I ripped off all the BMW logos from my car and replaced them with Toyota logos. Now whenever I get caught speeding.........I collect money!
Every cloud has a silver lining, doesn't it?
February 4, 2010
February 3, 2010
Phew Finally!!! Pilots of the Northwest flight that overshot a runway by 100 miles have confessed. They weren't chit-chatting, distracted or asleep. It was the gas pedal!
Day by day the "gas pedal" fiasco gets messier! Now it may be much more than the gas pedal...
February 2, 2010
February 1, 2010
World's best marketing. Best hype creation. Known for their "absolutely no leaks" marketing. No wonder they named their next product iPad.
The name still has the world scratching its head in a Whiskey Tango Foxtrot moment!!!
January 31, 2010
Best Chamber Performance, Best Large Ensemble Performance, Best Instrumental Com Position, Best Around Country Performance (Duo or Group), Best Hip Hopping, Best Large Jizz Ensemble, Best Urban Alternatives Performance, Best Solo Performance, Best Con (Temporary), Best Hard Rock Instrumental Performance (Duo or Group), Best Gossipel Performance, Best Instrumental Soloist Performance, Best Oral Performance, Best Remix, Best Special Limited Edition Package, Best Bad Record of the Year. The Lifetime Achievement Grammy Award today goes to: Tiger Woods.
Musick!!!!
January 30, 2010
Explosive News!!!! iPhones and iPads banned on airplanes.....after all they are considered to be A TNT device !
When will Apple shed the AT&T exclusivity???
Any sight of Verizon on the Apple horizon?
Any sight of Verizon on the Apple horizon?
January 29, 2010
January 28, 2010
Toyota also announced their most advanced technology in a magical and revolutionary device: iPaddle even if you don't !
The latest Toy ota.
A sticky pedal.
A sticky pedal.
January 27, 2010
My medical insurance responded to my earlier query. They would have reimbursed a tablet, but a Pad...no way!.....Well I tried.
Apple announces the iPad....Wow!!!
Will my medical insurance cover an Apple tablet, if I have a prescription from my psychiatrist? Apparently generics won't do.
Apple rumord to announce the touch screen computer (tablet) today!
Can I have one please?
Can I have one please?
January 26, 2010
So how does one, between driving, eating, drinking, channel surfing, shaving, reading, emailing, GPS'ing and calling, find time for texting?
Maybe we need a keyboard that wraps around the steering wheel....ya?
Texting to be banned soon.....why not sooner?
Texting to be banned soon.....why not sooner?
January 25, 2010
Pakistan's unemployment drops. High ranking Pakistani officials now moonlight as models in India!!!
India runs a series of ads, erroneously including pictures of Pakistan's former air force chief Tanvir Mahmood Ahmed.
January 24, 2010
It seems bin Laden released a new tape, but given his extremely poor ratings, Al Jazeera decided to move the airing from prime time to late night...very late night...along with all the other comedies.
Out there comedies have a whole new meaning.....Come Dies!
January 23, 2010
Charles E. Phillips served as president Obama's economic recovery ADVISOR. I guess the billboard ADs have now really made us WISER!
Charles E. Phillips' affair splatterd across billboards. Until now they were just billbored...
Note to comedy fans, you win some, you lose some. NBC loses Conan O'Brien, FOX gains Sarah Palin!
Conan O'Brien broadcasts last Tonight Show on NBC.....no sweat guys. Sarah is on, on FOX!
January 22, 2010
How do you 'regulate' bank executives? Prune .......... their appetites!
President Obama's announcements on regulations for financial institutions results in a plunge in the stock market.
January 21, 2010
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January 19, 2010
Who says people don't care? Today I was touched! Experienced the new airport security process......first hand......then......
Security screenings are never going to be the same again!!!
January 18, 2010
Color less or Color full?
The United States celebrates Martin Luther King Jr.
Would you prefer a world that does not see color or a world that flourishes under the diversity of color?
The US did take "u" out of "colour"!
Would you prefer a world that does not see color or a world that flourishes under the diversity of color?
The US did take "u" out of "colour"!
January 17, 2010
The Human Bond: A country shaken. The world stirred.
Prayers for the people of Haiti devestated by the earthquake. People around the world pitch in to assist.
January 16, 2010
Google won't put on a Goggle, especially one made in China!
In this case U, V filters are not good for the Is
January 15, 2010
Did you hear Microsoft is converting A Text Message into A Text-Mess Age
Microsoft mobile devices are apparently receiving messges from the future!!! A technology glitch!
Consumers expect banks to pay a fee for the money lent to banks in their time of need? How unethical...Damn the fine print!
Obama to collect fees from banks directly or indirectly benefited by the tax payer funded bailout of banks.
January 14, 2010
Commission investigates Bonus!
Commission setup to investigate roots of financial crisis and questions CEOs.
Definition of a bank on Wikipedia: A bank is a financial organization Lie-sensed by a government
Definition of a bank on Wikipedia: A bank is a financial organization Lie-sensed by a government
January 13, 2010
Google's new logo in China: gOOOgle
They have threatened to move out of China!
Out Of Office literally.
Out Of Office literally.
January 12, 2010
Since Christmas the most popular garment brand in Yemen: Under Armour
Protect yourself from blotched "incidents".
January 11, 2010
January 10, 2010
E coli and other bacteria will soon be too obese and incapable of attacking humans....they have tasted soda....and seem to love it!
Soda fountains found infested with fecal bacteria and E coli!
Either their tastes are improving, or.....
Either their tastes are improving, or.....
January 9, 2010
Whatever happened to the fired security guards from the White House banquet? They apparently got a job at the Newark international airport!!
What is with these guys? Letting more people in than keeping them out!
January 8, 2010
In case you tuned in late.....the women were increasing awearness !!!
Apparently breast cancer awarness, with the bra color campaign going viral !
Oxymoron? Flat screen 3D TV !!!
Paraded at this year's Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas super slim TVs 7mm thick and 3D television, an emerging concept.
January 7, 2010
I'm color blind. Is there a braille equivalent?
Women all over the web are posting colors, apparently those of their bras!!!
Cash in guys!
Cash in guys!
January 6, 2010
Given that it's a Google phone shouldn't it always FIND a signal?
All the hype, will the Nexus live up to expectations
January 5, 2010
Imagine! Google Talk -> Google Translate -> Google Talk.....Now we are talking...Globally!!!
Pick up your Google phone, dial a number, pick a language, start talking....the possibilities are endless!
World's tallest real building in a cold market. World's first golf course designed by Tiger Woods. Hhmmm, why is Dubai bankrupt?
Unless of course the losses from one are balanced by the gains from the other!!!
January 4, 2010
January 3, 2010
January 2, 2010
New Year's Resolution: 1080p - Preferably on a 55" TV!
If wishes were horses beggars would ride,
If I'm getting a television it better be wide!
If I'm getting a television it better be wide!
January 1, 2010
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