Twit

11/30/2017: Trump retweets anti-Muslim videos.

#Trump #Funabridged #TrumpHateTweets #DonaldTrump #Humor

NP

11/29/2017: North Korea claims it’s a nuclear power.

#NorthKorea #NorthKoreaMissile #Funabridged #NuclearPower

Charming

11/28/2017: Ivanka Trump visits Hyderabad.

#Hyderabad #Funabridged #Charminar #IvankaTrump #InvankaInIndia

Marry

11/27/2017: Prince Harry engaged.

#PrinceHarry #PrinceHarryEngaged #Funabridged #PrinceHarryMeghanMarkle #PrinceHarryAndMeghan

Sunday

11/26/2017: Good night Sunday.

#SundayFunday #Sunday #Funabridged

Twenty One

11/25/2017: Messi signs Barcelona deal until ‘21

#LionelMessi #Funabridged #FCBarcelona #Messi2021

Ivanka

11/24/2017: Ivanka Trump to visit India.

#IvankaTrump #DonaldTrump #Funabridged #Outsourcing #Humor

Why?

11/23/2017: U.S. celebrates Thanksgiving.

#Thanksgiving #Thanksgiving2017 #Funabridged

She

11/22/2017: Meg Whitman steps down as CEO of HPE

#MegWhitman #Funabridged #HPE #Funabridged

Google Maps

11/21/2017: British Airways to board passengers based on money spent on ticket.

#GoogleMaps #Funabridged #BritishAirways #BA #Humor #Airlines

70th Anniversary

11/20/2017: Queen Elizabeth celebrates her 70th wedding anniversary.

#Funabridged #Queen #QueenElizabethII #RoyalAnniversary #70thAnniversary #70thWeddingAnniversary

Toilet Selfie

11/19/2017: World Toilet Day

#WorldToiletDay #Funabridged #WorldToiletDay2017 #Selfie #Humor #Pun Toilet #Toilet Selfie

Time

11/18/2017: Germany bans some children’s watches due to privacy concerns.

#Smartwatch #Apple #Wearables #WearableTech #Funabridged #AppleWatch

Tesla truck

11/17/2017: Tesla announces an electric truck

#funabridged #Tesla #Car #Cargo #ElectricVehicles #TeslaSemi #TeslaSemiTruck

Trains

11/16/2017: Japanese train departs 20 seconds early. Authorities apologize.

#Train #Funabridged #JapanTrain #TokyoTrain #JapanNews

Value of time

11/15/2017: Apple is the top “Wearable” company.

#Apple #Wearables #AppleWatch #Funabridged #WearableTech 

Children

11/14/2017: India celebrates Children’s Day.

#ChildrensDay #Funabridged #Humor #India

LOTR

11/13/2017: Amazon announces Lord of the Rings TV series.

#Funabridged #Frodo #Amazon #LordOfTheRings #AmazonLOTRPitches 

Shut

11/12/2017: Happy Sunday Night.

#Sunday #Monday #Funabridged #Humor #God

Corrupt

11/11/2017: United Airlines cancels flights to Delhi due to pollution.

#Delhi #Funabridged #DelhiPollution #DelhiAirPollution #DelhiSmog #Corruption

Murder

11/10/2017: Murder on the Orient Express at a theatre near you.

#MurderOnTheOrientExpress #Funabridged #AgathaChristie #OrientExpress #BulletTrain  #OrientExpressMovie

Sean Parker

11/9/2017: Sean Parker says Facebook was designed to exploit.

#Facebook #SeanParker #Funabridged

Indigo

11/8/2017: India's Indigo Airlines' employees assault passenger.

#Indigo #IndigoAirlines #TarmacTerrorTape #Funabridged

Naughty

11/7/2017: Indonesia wanted to block WhatsApp due to obscene messages

#WhatsApp #Funabridged #Notification #Humor

Shop

11/6/2017: Amazon to drop prices for the Holidays.

#Funabridged #Amazon #Humor

SuMo

11/5/2017: Happy Sunday.

#Sunday #Monday #Funabridged 

Thor

11/4/2017: At a theatre near you: Thor.

#Thor #Funabridged #ThorRagnorak #Pun

Deleted

11/3/2017: Twitter employee deactivates Trump’s Twitter account.

#Trump #Twitter #Funabridged #AadharCard #India

iPhoneX

11/2/2017: iPhoneX coming to a store near you tomorrow.

#iPhoneX #Funabridged #Diet #LoseWeight #Dieting #Humor

Upright

11/1/2017: Delta passengers caught having oral sex on plane.

#Delta #DeltaAirlines #Funabridged  #Humor #AirlineHumor