So

12/31/2017: Happy New Year’s Eve

#NewYork #NewYearsEve #Funabridged #WinterIsHere

NYE

12/31/2017: Happy New Year’s Eve

#NewYearsEve #NewYearsResolutions #Funabridged

NYE

12/30/2017: Happy December 30th.

#NewYears #NewYearsEve #Funabridged #NewYearResolutions

iPhone battery

12/29/2017: Apple apologizes for battery related slowdown of iPhones.

#Apple #iPhone #Funabridged #iPhoneBattery #BatteryGate

Private Jet

12/28/2017: Apple asks CEO to fly by private jet only.

#Apple #TimCook #Funabridged #PrivateJet

Second

12/27/2017: Poll suggests Trump is the second most admired man in the U.S.

#DonaldTrump #Funabridged

WhatsApp

12/26/2017: WhatsApp to stop working on some smart phones in 2018

#WhatsApp #Funabridged #WhatsAppDown #Blackberry #WindowsMobile

Santa

12/25/2017: Merry Christmas

#Santa #SantaClaus #Amazon #Funabridged #Alexa 

Eve

12/24/2017: Happy Christmas Eve.

#SantaClaus #Funabridged #FakeNews #ChristmasEve

Pain

12/23/2017: Bitcoin’s up, now it’s down, now up again.

#Bitcoin #BitcoinFutures  #BitcoinStrong #BitcoinCrash #Funabridged

Gifts

12/22/2017: Happy Friday

#ChristmasTree #Funabridged #ChristmasGift

iPhone slow

12/21/2017: Apple says it slows down older phones.

#Apple #iPhoneBattery #iPhoneSlow #Funabridged

Personal

12/20/2017: Elon Musk accidentally shares personal number on Twitter

#ElonMusk #Twitter #Humor #Funabridged

Pout

12/19/2017: Facebook now recognizes you in untagged photos!!!

#Facebook #Funabridged #Selfies #FacialRecognition

Lights

12/18/2017: World’s largest airport in Atlanta loses power for 11 hours.

#Funabridged #AtlantaAirport #AtlantaAirportPower #AtlantaPowerOutage

NN

12/17/2017: Are you net neutral?

#NetNeutrality #Humor #WhatsApp #Funabridged

Stalk

12/16/2017: Facebook believes consuming content passively causes depression!

#Facebook #Funabridged #Humor

SWTLJ

12/15/2017: Star Wars: The Last Jedi at a theatre near you.

#StarWarsTheLastJedi #StarWarsTheLastJedi2017 #Funabridged

Net neutrality

12/14/2017: U.S. FCC set to repeal net neutrality.

#NetNeutrality #Emojis #AjitPai #Humor #Funabridged

Artificial Intelligence

12/13/2017: Google to research Artificial Intelligence in China.

#ArtificialIntelligence #Humor #Funabridged #Google

Feminism

12/12/2017: “Feminism” Merriam-Webster’s 2017 Word Of The Year

#Feminism #Webster #MerriamWebster #Funabridged #WordOfTheYear

Theatre

12/11/2017: Saudi Arabia lifts ban on movie theatres.

#SaudiArabia #SaudiMovieTheatreBan #Funabridged #MovieTheatreBan #Humor

Sunday morning

12/10/2017: Happy Sunday

#Sunday #SundayMorning #SundayMotivation #SundayMornings #Funabridged

Pyramid

12/09/2017: Ancient tombs discovered in Egypt.

#Pyramid #Egypt #Funabridged

Bitcoin

12/08/2017: Bitcoin plunges.

#Bitcoin #BitcoinPrice #Funabridged

Shifty

12/07/2017: Trump moves U.S. embassy to Jerusalem.

#Jerusalem #JerusalemEmbassy #DonaldTrump #Funabridged

Dope

12/06/2017: Russia banned from Winter Olympics on doping charges.

#WinterOlympics #Funabridged #RussiaBanned

Tuesday

12/5/2017: Happy Tuesday

#Tuesday #Funabridged #TuesdayThoughts

Generation

12/4/2017: Facebook introducing Messenger for kids.

#Facebook #FacebookMessenger #Funabridged #GenerationGap

Sunday

12/3/2017: Happy Sunday.

#Sunday #Sundays #Funabridged #SundayMorning

Saturday

12/2/2017: Happy Saturday

#Saturday #Friday #SaturdayMotivation #Funabridged

Ties.

12/1/2017: Russian involvement in U.S. elections being investigated.

#Trump #DonaldTrump #RussiaGate #Funabridged #Humor

Twit

11/30/2017: Trump retweets anti-Muslim videos.

#Trump #Funabridged #TrumpHateTweets #DonaldTrump #Humor

NP

11/29/2017: North Korea claims it’s a nuclear power.

#NorthKorea #NorthKoreaMissile #Funabridged #NuclearPower

Charming

11/28/2017: Ivanka Trump visits Hyderabad.

#Hyderabad #Funabridged #Charminar #IvankaTrump #InvankaInIndia

Marry

11/27/2017: Prince Harry engaged.

#PrinceHarry #PrinceHarryEngaged #Funabridged #PrinceHarryMeghanMarkle #PrinceHarryAndMeghan

Sunday

11/26/2017: Good night Sunday.

#SundayFunday #Sunday #Funabridged

Twenty One

11/25/2017: Messi signs Barcelona deal until ‘21

#LionelMessi #Funabridged #FCBarcelona #Messi2021

Ivanka

11/24/2017: Ivanka Trump to visit India.

#IvankaTrump #DonaldTrump #Funabridged #Outsourcing #Humor

Why?

11/23/2017: U.S. celebrates Thanksgiving.

#Thanksgiving #Thanksgiving2017 #Funabridged

She

11/22/2017: Meg Whitman steps down as CEO of HPE

#MegWhitman #Funabridged #HPE #Funabridged

Google Maps

11/21/2017: British Airways to board passengers based on money spent on ticket.

#GoogleMaps #Funabridged #BritishAirways #BA #Humor #Airlines

70th Anniversary

11/20/2017: Queen Elizabeth celebrates her 70th wedding anniversary.

#Funabridged #Queen #QueenElizabethII #RoyalAnniversary #70thAnniversary #70thWeddingAnniversary

Toilet Selfie

11/19/2017: World Toilet Day

#WorldToiletDay #Funabridged #WorldToiletDay2017 #Selfie #Humor #Pun Toilet #Toilet Selfie

Time

11/18/2017: Germany bans some children’s watches due to privacy concerns.

#Smartwatch #Apple #Wearables #WearableTech #Funabridged #AppleWatch

Tesla truck

11/17/2017: Tesla announces an electric truck

#funabridged #Tesla #Car #Cargo #ElectricVehicles #TeslaSemi #TeslaSemiTruck

Trains

11/16/2017: Japanese train departs 20 seconds early. Authorities apologize.

#Train #Funabridged #JapanTrain #TokyoTrain #JapanNews

Value of time

11/15/2017: Apple is the top “Wearable” company.

#Apple #Wearables #AppleWatch #Funabridged #WearableTech 

Children

11/14/2017: India celebrates Children’s Day.

#ChildrensDay #Funabridged #Humor #India

LOTR

11/13/2017: Amazon announces Lord of the Rings TV series.

#Funabridged #Frodo #Amazon #LordOfTheRings #AmazonLOTRPitches