February 28, 2013

WARNING!


Nope: We have No Pope!

02/28/2013: The Pope steps down today.

February 27, 2013

Yahoo! Work!

02/27/2013: Yahoo! employees need to get to the office every day.

February 26, 2013

Oh FGH!


Yahoo! Work from home.

02/26/2013: Yahoo employees now are not supposed to work from home.

February 25, 2013

Argo.

02/25/2013: Argo: Best Picture at Oscars.

February 24, 2013

A.K.A.Dummy

02/24/2013: Oscars tonight.

February 23, 2013

Moody's downgrades U.K.

02/23/2013: Moody's downgrades U.K. credit rating from AAA to AA1.

February 22, 2013

Pride cometh before a fall...


Overheard at Nike headquarters...

02/22/2013: Oscar Pistorius, another Nike protege falls.

Who for sure got an Oscar?

02/22/2013: Oscar Pistorius guilty?

Why are women around the world mourning?

02/22/2013: Microsoft axing Hotmail for Outlook.

February 21, 2013

February 20, 2013

Ancient cellphone wisdom

02/20/2013: Apple rumored to release cheaper iPhone.

February 19, 2013

Somebody's watching me!


Internet porn...

02/19/2013: Iceland wants to ban internet porn.

February 18, 2013

What is an angry passenger on a plane called?

02/18/2013: American Airlines and U.S. Airways chugging along on merger.

February 17, 2013

Life Lesson 41: Laugh


What's for breakfast at the Vatican?

02/17/2013: We may have a new Pope sooner than expected.

February 16, 2013

Which shake can help you lose weight?

02/16/2013: Are you Harlem Shaking?

Just Do It.

02/16/2013: Oscar Pistorius arrested for premeditated murder.

What really happened in Russia.

What really happened in Russia.

What happened to the car that got hit by an asteroid?

02/16/2013: Asteroid debris lands in the Russian Ural mountains.

February 15, 2013

Nobody's Perfect


Why should bachelors flock to Russia?

02/15/2013: Meteorite fragments hit Russian town.

February 14, 2013

Happy Valentine's Day.

02/14/2013: Happy Valentine's Day.

February 13, 2013

Happy Valentine's Day!

02/14/2013: Happy Valentine's Day!

iLibrary

iLibrary.

What is the day before Valentine's?

02/13/2013: Happy Valentine's Eve.

February 12, 2013

Wheee!

Wheeee!

Time is a Man-Ager!

2/12/2013: Rumors of Apple working on a smart watch.

February 11, 2013

The world's biggest cover-up?

02/11/2013: CBS mandates strict dress-code for Grammys, no show of breasts, buttocks or genitals!!!

February 10, 2013

Listen

Do you hear me now?

How to win a Grammy?

02/10/2013: Grammy Awards 2013, today.

February 9, 2013

I could have skied...

02/09/2013: Snow blizzard "Nemo" pounds the northeast United States.

February 8, 2013

Why do snakes have successful marriages?

02/08/2013: China rings in the Year Of The Snake.

February 7, 2013

Seize 'er!

Seize 'er

The eve you're about to enjoy...

Humor at Starbucks!

Mickey Mouse skull soup!

Today's lunch: Mickey Mouse skull soup.

What are the most common shoes worn in the desert?

02/07/2013: Shoes hurled at Iranian President Ahmadinejad in Cairo.

February 6, 2013

Somebody's watching me.

I've got a feeling, somebody's watching me!

Pin-up girl!

Pin-up girl!

Why does the postman always ring twice?

02/06/2013: United States Postal Service decides to stop service on Saturday. Except for packages!

February 5, 2013

Why are animal rights activists criticizing Beyonce's Super Bowl outfit?

02/05/2013: Beyonce criticized for wearing a python & iguana outfit at the Super Bowl show.

February 4, 2013

Name a car that anyone can buy?

02/04/2013: Skeleton of King Richard III found under parking lot.

February 3, 2013

Chefs love Twitter

2/3/2013: Twitter hacked!

February 2, 2013