Modern grandma's beauty advice: Every night before going to bed airbrush your face, a hundred strokes!

U.K. Bans two L'Oreal ads for misleading airbrush touchups. Julia Roberts is one of the Miss Leading Ladies!

Note to U.S Treasury: Yes the economy needs Jobs. Jobs can generate cash! Steve Jobs that is!

Apple has more cash reserves than the U.S. Treasury!

Hangout: A place to hang in!

Google+ traffic drops.

People don't want Windows! They want walls. And the more the windows the lesser the wall !

Microsoft releases Mango version of its Windows 7 OS.

Foreign mini-stir caused by Pakistan's new 34 year old female foreign minister!!!!

Hina Rabbani Khar, Pakistan's new foreign minister already has fans worldwide, especially in India !!!

Old social jungle saying: A friend in feed is a friend indeed!

Why is it so hard to communicate over Google+ ? Because everyone is talking in circles!!!

Have you added +?

U.S. - China wedding vows: "...till debt us do part!"

Dollar weakens. No resolution yet In U.S. Debt crisis.

Note to the U.S.: Raising the ceiling implies you will be raising the roof!!!

Financial markets get nervous with no end in sight for the U.S. debt ceiling issue. The more you borrow, the more you party, I say!

Men love to be shaken, women love to be stirred!

Linda Christian, first Bond girl, dies.

Knock, Knock!....Who's there?....Dinosaur....Dinosaur, who?

Jurassic Park 4.....They're baaaack!

Microsoft is going through a tough period. It needs a tablet to stop the bleeding!

Microsoft sales of Windows drop, primarily due to lack of consumer demand for PCs and a strong dominance of Apple and Google in tablets.

How do they secure the space shuttle to the space station? With the help of an astro-knot!!!

Space shuttle Atlantis returns for the last time as NASA ends shuttle program.

Social Networking Mantra: I am so active socially, I have no time to make friends!

Google+ app for iPhone released.

Tiger Woods' favorite movie: Caddy's hack !!!

Tiger Woods fires Longtime caddy Steve Williams.

An Eco-friendly apple product for the elderly: Granny Smith!

Apple overshoots wall street expectations.

What did the hacker get for hacking into the Sun? (a) Rays !!!

Hackers break into the Sun newspaper network.

1 Yard = 3 Feet; 1 Scotland Yard = 2 Cold Feet !

Scotland Yard chief stepping down in possible link to Murdoch scandal.

Japan: Land of the rising daughter!

Japanese women's football team wins the world cup!

Overheard at Venezuelan immigration. Officer: "Hugo?" Passenger: "It is I, Chavez!"

Venezuelan President, Hugo Chavez leaves for Cuba to undergo treatment.

Trance-former: An Autobot who became a famous music DJ !

Transformers 3 breaking the box-office!

What computers do they use at Hogwarts? HP!

Enjoyed the last Harry Potter today.

Netflix customers are screaming instead of streaming!

Netflix raises prices, customers not loving it!

Wizard Of Awes: Harry Potter!

Last film Primeres!

In the EU, U don't bail them out, U ROPE them out !!!

EU financial troubles cause stock market plunge.

What happens when a worm gets on your iPad or iPhone? It crawls!!!

Malware targets iPad and iPhones.

What is the difference between a belly and a Delhi Belly? When you have a belly you gotta run, but when you gotta run you have a Delhi Belly!

 Delhi Belly - in theatres!

Why couldn't E.T. call home? His plan did not include roaming!

NASA ends space shuttle program. Atlantis makes final flight.

News of the World says, smartphones were meant to be tapped, after all they do have touch screens! Right?

Tabloid News of the World caught in phone tapping scandal!

Crapp: An app that no one wants to download!

Apple's store tops 15 billion downloads and counting....

What is the difference between Spain and Portugal? One runs in front of the bull the other behind it!

Running of the bulls kicks off in Spain, while Moody downgrades Portugal's sovereign credit to "junk" status...

Why did Google Plus? To "Mine us" !!!

Google rolls out Google+ beta.....a Facebook nemesis?????
Let the personal data mining begin.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: A movie about Daniel Radcliffe's drinking problems!

Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe reveals alcohol problem.

What technique do you need to win the Wimbeldon? A very strong Serb!

Serbian, Novak Djokovic wins the 2011 Wimbeldon.

Nada.....l

Novak Djokovic defeats Rafael Nadal winning Wimbeldon 2011

Why is the love triangle a geometric impossibility? Because it has 3 obtuse angles!

Maria Shriver files for divorce from Arnold Schwarzenegger.

With the amount of cars being recalled General Motors will now call them drop offs instead of pick ups!

General Motors to recall thousands of pick ups with faulty transmission components.

Facebook announces an awesome event next Wednesday, you will not just love it, you will Like it!!!

Facebook event coming!