Picture This: The Pope was gifted a Tablet today, with a set of instructions: The 10 Commands!

Pope sends out first tweet from his Apple iPad!

Mumbai Special: Mumbai, The city that never sweeps!

Mumbai Special

What does the Pope do on Twitter? PR, Ay!!!

Pope sends out first Tweet!

Generation Facebook doesn't care much about "my space"

MySpace up for sale?

Mumbai Special: What do I miss most in Mumbai? Bombay!

Mumbai  Special

Mumbai Special: It's so hot in Mumbai that when it rains it pores!

Mumbai Special

What would you call the day you celebrate U.S. debt? O Mega day!

June 28 - Tau Day as if Pi day was not enough!

dOS: Operating system for phones that don't sweat!

Sweat resistant phones coming soon...

Monarchy is not about high genes. I just read Queen Mary too has hygene problems!

Cruise Ship Queen Mary 2 runs into hygene problems in her latest inspection!

Why are casinos flocking to New York? They heard GayMing is now legalized!

New York legalizes same sex marriage.

Wizards are good at spelling !

Pottermore is here!

Why is Facebook banned at Hogwarts? Wall de Mort !!! (The Wall of Death!)

Pottermore released, the online world of Harry Potter. Digital books and more...

Facebook hired him as an investigator. They loved the way he poked around!!!

The Winklevoss twins give up their legal battles against Facebook.

In airline lingo, the process of raking in money is called "check-in"! How convenient!!!

Spirit Airlines will now charge $5 to print a boarding pass......


Check or Cash accepted...

Remember the guys who hacked into the Sony Playstation network, well, they were just Gaming ConSouls!

Police arrest 19 year old hacker in connection with the attack on Sony...

New domain name for the Greek Finance Ministry: gr.eek

New domain names coming!!!

What do Greek banks have in common with a Central European circus? Bouncing Czechs !!!

The Greek financial crisis continues...

Why did the Greek cross the road? He was marking everything that was up for sale!

Greece prepares to sell assets owned by the state including airports and highways!

Never going out of fashion: A pair of genes! I have the same ones as my dad and his dad and....

Happy Father's Day!

How does a hacker spend his time off? A day at the breach!

Citi, CIA, SEGA, the list grows on, with corporate and government networks being breached, hacked and compromized.

What was the favorite Arabian ride? A Lamb-or-genie !!!

Saudi women defy the women motorists ban.

How do you feel when you have 20,000 fans? Cool.....Very Very Cool !!!

funabridged reaches 20,000 Facebook Fans
www.facebook.com/funabridged

They are investigating why "the s**t has hit their fans", no wonder they are called Research In Motion !!!

Blackberry manufacturer Research In Motion shares drop after announcement of a dissapointing future. Whatever happened to the "Fans" of Blackberry?

What type of car does a Saudi woman drive? A Coupe !!!

Coup of the week!!!
Saudi women drive to defy ban on women motorists.

Why are the streets of Finland covered in poop?! 1 Million Angry Birds download per day!!!

Finnish game maker, Rovio announces Angry Birds game has hit 1 million downloads per day!

Now Playing In Greece: Owe₤¥₥₱€₡ Games !

Who can bailout Greece?
They owe the world !!!

eClips: Clips used on webpages !

Total Lunar eclipse today.

Why is it so hard to unlock an iPhone? It has no keys......duh!!!

Apple now selling unlocked iPhone 4 !!!

Why are the Brits leaving Facebook? They suddenly realized - to be on this network they had to be social !!!

Facebook sees severe drop in UK users!

Old Facebook Saying: What happens when you don't care about privacy? You just go public!

Facebook to go public !

Public goes Facebook. Facebook goes public!

Facebook may go public as early as October!

He's so short he needs to stand on a stool to comb his own hair !!!

At 60 cms, Guiness names Junrey Balawing the world's shortest man.

Democrats trying to prove they have the balls by cutting off Weiner !

U.S. Democrat representative Anthony Weiner, blamed for inappropriate communications with women online, decides to take leave of absence...

Facebook has new features, unfortunately they belong to my face !!!

Controversy continues on Facebook facial recognition.

Why did it take so long for Alaska to release Sarah Palin emails? It was the Spell Checker!!!

Thousands of Sarah Palin emails, both official and personal to be released today, after years of requests.

Cucumbersome: The German process of proving cucumbers not guilty in the E coli saga!

The E coli outbreak has been narrowed down to sprouts now!

Why doesn't someone hack into credit card companies and steal all the fine print?

Citigroup hacked and customer credit card information compromised.

Old Facebook Saying: If you need software to recognize my face, you ain't no friend of mine!

Facebook launches facial recognition software....if it's a feature, why am I bugged !

Streaming Video: A service that lets you legally R.I.P. your DVDs !!!

Soon DVD ripping will be a crime of the past....

Old Hollywood Saying: Throw salt over your shoulder for good luck, especially when it's Evelyn Salt !!!

Salt 2 in the works?

Why did the bacteria split? Their relationship was asexual and rumor has it she got half of everything !

Rumor has it the E coli bacteria could have been grown in Germany !?

Megh Malhar: Cloud Music

iCloud coming to Apple soon, let the music rain on you...

The apple of my eye is the i of my Apple !

Apple announces tons of cool new features, so now I can officially keep my iPad and get rid of my laptop.....

Short Selling is common at the Underwear Exchange!!!

Ponzi scheme mastermind, Bernie Madoff's underwear auctioned off for $200...
The president was debriefed...!

A count was hacked !!! Please send condolences to countess !!!

Corporate and Goverment networks being hacked....they are still picking up the pieces!!!

Windows 8, so its programs have put on some additional wait !!!

Coming soon.....or is it coming slowly....Windows 8!

Russia says E. coli, the European Union says Eco Lie !

Russia imposes ban on vegetable imports from the EU, The EU protests...

Nokia is Finnish!

Nokia announces very bleak outlook.....shares fall....

Why did Sarah Palin meet with Donald Trump? Someone told her that amongst presidential candidates he was the Hair Apparent!!!

Palin dines with Trump....

W.H.O. says cell phones may cause cancer. Cell phone companies agree!! They say "Who says cell phones may cause cancer?"

World Health Organization says cell phones may cause cancer...