If everything there was expected to be hunky dory they would not have named the country iWorry Coast !

Presidential election results still causing turmoil in the Ivory Coast...

√excitement = (Times)²

Location, Location, Location...

Ringtone in the New Year!

Happy New Year's Eve...

What comes before New Year's Eve? New Year's Adam !

Happy New Year's Adam!!!

New York, the city that never sweeps!

Cleanup in NY after the blizzard is slow, very slow.

The realtor said it is a seller's market, what she meant was that home prices are down in the cellar !

US home values continue to fall...

Joan Rivers' Greeting : Happy New Ear......Nose.....Face.....Tummy.....Boobs....Butt...

Happy Holidays !

84 - 24 = Sexty

Hugh Hefner (84) founder of Playboy magazine engaged to playmate Crystal Harris (24). You fill in the blanks.....literally!

Mother Nature is passing wind our way, no wonder the day stinks!

Blizzard over the Northeast US.

Why do they hate snow in Chinatown, New York? People shoveLing !

Blizzard hits the Northeast US.

Old German Saying: One Man's Gift Is Another Man's Poison !

Time to return your unwanted Christmas Gifts !!!
German Word For Poison: Gift

Why did Santa get arrested? Reindeer sleighing !

Happy Holidays !

Which of Santa's reindeers has been very naughty? That would be North Pole Dancer !

Happy Holidays...

Santa got me 3 Farmville goats...Yay!

Happy Holidays!

Believe: An exotic place where quaint looking little people make toys for kids around the world, delivered by a big old man in red...China!

Made In China

Why do they call him Santa Caus in France? Because he is Father Noel !

Happy Holidays...

Why do the French love wine? Because finding water in Paris would only be in Seine !

Snow continues to paralyze Paris...

Why isn't Santa here yet? It's probably the snow, man!

Come rain or snow...

Oxymoron: Politically Correct

Happy Holidays !??!

Mr. Gore, if you need to gather any more evidence about Climate Change, just go to SoCal now also known as SoakAl !

Southern California declares a state of emergency due to flooding and excess rainfall.

US Census results released this week show that New Jersey's population growth has slowed. New Jersey is contesting the results. They claim their citizens were all stuck at airports in Europe!

US Census results in. Some states may lose seats in the US Congress due to slow population growth...

Europe renames its airports. London-HeatLow, Amsterdam-SkiFall, Madrid-Brrrrajas, Paris-RawIcy, Frankfurt-Frankfurt Amen...

The freeze continues...

Skizophrenia: A situation wherein your left and right skis, each seems to have a mind of its own and ends up giving YOU a split personality!

Snow still creating a havoc in Europe.

Paris Charles de Gaulle airport is entertaining stranded passengers by singing English Carols in French accents: "Zee weather outside eez frightful, But zee fire eez soo delightful, And since we've no place to go, Le tits now, Le tits now, Le tits now..."

Bad weather moves inland Europe...

How did Larry King manage to hang around for 25 years? Suspenders!

Larry King Live comes to an end after 25 years !

What's the difference between the Queen and the rest of England? The rest of England has a stiff UPPER lip!

England under a big freeze...

What is the difference between taxes and sex? One you pay-as-you-go the other you pay-as-you-come!

Cash strapped city in Germany enforces a sex tax!

Did you hear? Body Browsing is addictive! You could run out of Cache!

Google releases Body Browsing...
TSA officials are officially out of a job now !

How do you avoid future spills? "Sew" BP !

US to sue BP on oil spill...

GOMEZ!

Time Magazine nominates Mark Elliot Zuckerberg, co-founder of Facebook as Person Of The Year 2010.Go MEZ !

How can Microsoft kill the iPad? Release Microsoft Office for iOS4.

Microsoft to relase iPad killer tablet...

Oxymoron: OpenLeaks

Former WikiLeaks members form rival site OpenLeaks.org.
Question: If it were closed would it be a leak?

Naval Drill: A tool used for liposuction !

South Korea to conduct naval drills.

How would world leaders like Assange served? Julienned !

Julian Assange founder of Wikileaks is on a lot of "take out" menus!

Simplicity is highly complicated.

At the airport, where is it most likely you'd find a diplomat? The Frequent Liar Lounge !

Indian Ambassador to the US gets a pat down at Jackson-Evers International Airport in Mississippi.

China offers peace prize in Liu of Nobel !

China established and offered the Confucius Peace Prize to counter the Nobel Peace Prize offered to Chinese dissident Liu Xiaobo.

What did the art connoisseur get when he carried home a $23 Million Marble Bust? Bust Marble...!

A marble bust of Antinous companion of  Roman Emperor Hadrian auctioned for over $23 million, at Sotheby's.

Consumer Reports named AT&T the worst mobile carrier in the US. I disagree! AT&T is not a carrier, it's a dropper.

Consumer reports deems AT&T worst mobile carrier in the US.

In ancient Rome, what did the nuclear scientist say to the politician? "Urcranium is up Uranium!"

France and India sign a major nuclear deal...

Old Middle Eastern Definition - Cheer Leader : Someone who flatters the regime !

Qatar wins the bid to host the 2022 Football World Cup !

What is the difference between football and the KGB? The pitch of your scream when a ball is kicked !

Russia wins bid to host the 2018 World Cup.

Alp! Alp!

Wikileaks is a global concern,
Political secrets we all get to learn,
It's now underground,
Too hard to be found.
For if you went there you'd just have to Bern.

Chinese train for world "speed" record. Unfortunately they were too high to recieve it !

Chinese train breaks world speed record.
Where is the drug enforcement agency when you need them?

(Denial Of Service) DOS: Technology that brings a computer to its knees. MS-DOS: Microsoft's first attempt !

Denial of Service attacks attempt to shutdown WikiLeaks...

Why did the Queen vist the UAE? Dubai gifts for the upcoming wedding!

QE visits UAE...

Responding to WikiLeaks, Pakistan dismissed fears that its nuclear material could fall into the hands of terrorists....It already is !

How do you plug a leak?