Airports to increase pat downs. I believe it's the down and not the pat that has got people concerned!

Enhanced pat downs go in place...

How do you truly experience 3G on Mount Everest? You jump off the cliff !

3G service now available on Mount Everest. I should remember to take my cell phone along on my weekly trip to the summit! Physics majors yes, yes, I do understand the difference between free fall vs. g-forces..... ;))))

Why was Madame Butterfly pulled off a plane? She had a suspicious package !

Suspected bomb found on UPS cargo plane flying to the US.http://www.japanreview.net/review_madame.htm

What will a white iPhone get that a black iPhone doesn't ? Better Service !

A white iPhone is postponed again.....now could that be racial profiling?

Bed bugs have spread from NYC to the United Nations. So for the record NYC brought the bugs to foreigners not the other way around!

Bed bugs spread to the United Nations.

His legendary vision put them behind the eight ball, so along with their beer today the Germans ate Paul.

Paul the Octopus, the soccer fortune teller is dead. His last words, "Life sucks...!"

1979: Take a Walkman. 2010: Take a walk man !

Sony retires the Walkman...

Since Melinda Gates said her home was no place for Apple, Steve Jobs is rebuilding his home, this time without windows or gates!

The Gates household will tolerate no Apple products.

Low-Fat Milk: A cereal killer !

Swedish authorities hunt a serial shooter...

What happens when wikileaks? A politician get sweat !

Wikileaks reports thousands of civilian deaths in Iraq...

Honda has recalled thousands of cars with malfunctioning brakes. They will solve the problem by putting in louder horns!

Honda recalls half a million cars to fix brake fluid leaks !

Why won't your Toyota stop? It wants to be a roll model !

Toyota recalls cars with faulty brakes !

Who legalizes pot? The High Court !!!

California trying to legalize marijuana ....

Astronomers are elated that they have spotted the most distant celestial object ever. Women on the other hand say the most distant object by any standards is right here on earth. Men!

Astronomers have confirmed the observation of the most distant galaxy. 13.1 billion light years away.

Why are Apple fans turning criminals? Someone told them they could "face time" in prison!

New MacBook Air introduced with Facetime...
An iPad with a keyboard...

How do you know the US military means business? They are getting rid of the 'Don't Task, Don't Yell' policy!

President Obama is urging Congress to repeal the 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' policy...

What do they call tax evasion in China? Duck PayKing !

Chinese interest rate hikes causes global stocks to falter.

Worst Chilean pick up line? "Your place or mine?"

Chilean miners seem to be getting back to life...

Overheard at my local Walmart: Vegetables are good for health because they are a great source of fiber...glass

Walmart recalls frozen vegetables that may contain shreds of glass !

Oxymoron: French Crude.

Worker strikes at French oil refineries cause disruptions across the country.

What is the worst feature of a $8 Million iPhone 4? You still need a $20 plastic bumper to receive a decent AT&T signal !

Stuart Hughes creates a diamond covered iPhone 4 that has a price tag of $5 million pounds !

The purple pill from Pfizer is facing stiff competition since a single capsule got 33 men up !

The rescued Chilean miners are getting all sorts of endorsement offers, including one for sex-aid vitamins !!!

Nestléd.

The worlds longest train tunnel now nestled under the Swiss Alps. The chocolate gets really dark here !

Sexting: When privacy becomes privasee !

Apple releases app that blocks sexting....

What makes the iPhone 4 so addictive? Crack !

iPhone 4 back glass reported to crack...

What should you expect from a phone with Windows? Panes !

Microsoft announces phones with Windows 7.

What is the worst thing about space travel? Miss Universe can no longer be only from earth!

Virgin Galactic makes first manned flight into space...

Search Engine Optimization: Mercedes recalls cars that a driver can't control. Google tests cars that don't need a driver to control.

Daimler Benz recalls cars that have a defect in their steering mechanism.Google tests cars that don't need a driver!
Now that's what I call Search Engine Optimization...

It has taken 2 months to reach them. Chilean minors now groan !

After almost 2 months the rescue drill finally reaches the Chilean miners...

Should Mark Zuckerberg get the peace Nobel? He's filled the world with millions of likes, billions of friends and no dislike button....yet !

Chinese dissident, Liu Xiaobo, wins 2010 Nobel for peace.

I like IT on a private cloud !

Cloud computing is the buzz, hey wait a minute, isn't the "I like it..."  cancer awareness campaign also creating a bigger buzz on Facebook?

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The above post was intended to be written in Koro a newly discovered in India and spoken by a select few, Koro however has no script !

Text tube baby: Children belonging to the texting & youTubing generation !

Robert Edwards pioneer of the "test-tube baby" gets awarded the Nobel for medicine.

Solar panels coming to the White House. Does that mean the president will lose "power" everytime dark clouds gather over him?

The White House will soon adopt solar energy.

US and Japan adviced their citizens against travelling to Europe. Given the economic situation I wonder who has the cash to visit Europe?

US and Japan issue a travel warning to Europe.

Officials in New Delhi have confessed to corruption! They said the Metro project was such a success only because of the "underground connections!"

Commonwealth games kick off in New Delhi. We hope the worst is behind us...

How do you double your miles per gallon? You request the galon your car to lose half her weight!

US car manufacturers may be required to double their fuel economy to 62 MPG by 2025.

Why am I sitting in a traffic jam, when almost every car manufacturer has recalled their cars?

BMW, the latest of car manufacturers to recall its 5, 6, 7 series and certain Rolls Royce models...