Crash for Clunkers!

Cash for Clunkers initiative runs out of Cash!!!

When you can't shut your eye, you just hire this guy, he's a Murray. This doc don't come cheap, thinks you're dying to sleep, he's a Murray.

Michael Jackson’s private high-priced doctor allegedly gave him drugs that could have caused his death.

Bing - Yang : Complementary opposites!

Microsoft and Yahoo plan to address the search advertisement market through a complementary collaboration. What do you say Mr. Yang?

Twitter acquires Facelook!

Twitter acquires a new homepage look.

Ways of the world: In the US, Gates is punished for breaking into his own home, in Myanmar Suu Kyi is, for an intruder breaking into hers.

Suu Kyi being tried for break-in to her home where she was under house arrest.

Palin believes she could serve Alaskans better by leaving the office. So I wonder, could she serve Americans better by.....

Governor Palin steps down for the greater good, and rumors about her presidential bid churn.

Clink for Clunk, I hope that translates environmentally to Jink for Junk.

Cash for Clunkers initiative kicks in. Will it actually protect the environment?

TdF: No Spain, no gain!

Alberto Contador of Spain wins the Tour de France.

"Re-imagine Starbucks"...After a lot of re-imagination...Coffee&Tea...more stars...and even more bucks!!

Starbucks tries to reinvent itself with new chain 15th Ave Coffee & Tea.

I'm broke into my own house.

In the news, home foreclosures and Gates arrest for breaking into his own home.

Lance Armstrong bids 'Asta Na Vista'.

Lance Armstrong to leave team Astana and join Team Radioshack.

Legacy! Legacy! Health Care Reform BILL !

The pressure is on to meet the deadline set by President Obama on the healthcare reform, however previous lessons learnt are holding back decisions. A

DOW fords ahead!

DOW surges with positive news from Ford motors.

juPITer.

Space object hits Jupiter creating a scar and debris field the size of the Pacific ocean.

GuantaNoMore?

Ongoing debate on Guantanamo closures.

Continental Airlines pats down Indian ex-President...are they taking president Obama's "reach out to the world" message too seriously?

Indian government demands apology as ex-president is “patted down” as part of a security check.

In a matter of a week the moon has progressed from stealing the limelight to stealing the sunlight!

In the news the moon landing and a total solar eclipse.

His moonwalk was out of this world; He is the King of Rock; He found the best location to ever land; His operation gave mankind a Facelift.

Topping the news: 40 years since Neil Armstrongs walk on the moon and Michael Jackson’s untimely death investigation.

Fend it like Beckham.

David Beckham tries to defend himself amongst booing fans.

American Idle: Paula Abdul

Apparently Paula Abdul (America Idol judge) has no contract extension for the next season.

Palestine Isreal ?

US shares concerns about Israeli settlements.

Breaking News: Mumbai-The Taj Hotel: One floor hijacked by men with guns, host ages under stress, hotel guests cry out "S. O. S." once again.

Security closes down floor of the Taj Hotel in Mumbai as nervous organizers plan the visit of US Secretary Of State: Hillary Clinton.

Fed says, "At the end i call the shots, CIT you are no CITI."

Fed refuses to bailout CIT.

Legs, Benedict !

Pope Benedict gets injured in a fall.

Microsoft's spanking new search engine Bing brings the same old search results. Yahoo!

Microsoft and Yahoo talk about mergers…again!

Pakistan's national average IQ just went up a few points. Manmohan Singh and Yousaf Gillani have decided to share "intelligence".

India and Pakistan agree to share intelligence to control terrorism.

SatVrn - Apo11o

40th anniversary of the launch of Apollo 11 that blasted off on the Saturn 5 in 1969.

Harry Potter and the anemic prince.

Release of much awaited Harry Potter sequel (Half-blood prince).

Intel, in the chips!

Intel does well at the end of the quarter.

Microsoft rainmaker reaches out to the cloud.

Microsoft to offer collaboration products free of cost in a cloud model.

Madoff - "Mr. Risk", begins a 150 year sentence in a state that is first in "flight"!.....hmmm.

Scam artist begins life long sentence.

Gold, man! Sachs and Sachs of Gold!

Goldman Sachs reports exceptional numbers!

inTELLigence, Mr. Cheney!

Apparently ex-vice president Cheney ordered the CIA to hold intelligence back from the senate.

Kim Jong Il...very il.

News leaks about the North Korean leaders’ health and possibility of pancreatic cancer.

Taro not on the cards in Japan.

Taro Aso, prime minister of Japan loses public appeal.

KING OF POPping pills???

Investigation around Michael Jackson’s death focuses on drug use/abuse.

Palin says, "You've got me all backwards, please don't haraS me."

Governor Sarah (haraS) Palin complains about media harassment linked to her resignation.

Lanc3 ArIIIstrong...

Lance Armstrong now at 3rd place in ongoing Tour de France.

BrUNO

Sacha Barron Cohen’s Bruno does exceptionally well at the box office opening weekend.

The Bull is back !!!.......Encierro!

While the Bull remains elusive on wall street, Spaniards are being chased by the bulls in Pamplona Spain.

Finding Neverland? Look in Shanghai!

China to build a replica of Michael Jackson’s Neverland.

King of Pop, meet Emperor of Copy!

China to build a copy of Michael Jackson’s Neverland.

Brand New GM: Government Motors.

GM emerges out of bankruptcy as a new leaner company albeit with a lot of government assistance.

Sperm created in lab - Are we evolving from Human to WhoMan?

British claim of creation of the human sperm raises a lot of questions!

Climate Change: In this case cc means FYA and not just FYI.

Climate Change on the list of hot topics being discussed at the G8 summit.

Berlustconi !

Italian prime minister Berlusconi’s private life comes to center stage during the G8 summit.

Chrome slated!

Google’s Chrome browser to be offered on mobile devices.

G8 needs some V8

Disorganized Italian G8 summit needs US intervention and assistance in organization.

Straphangars!

Airlines to offer “standing” spots on flights!!!

WimbleDON

Roger Federer wins the Wimbledon.

Palin micro-blogging at www.quitter.gov

Governor Palin being labeled as a quitter after her resignation.

Serial Ciller

Serial killer apprehended in (SC) South Carolina.

Be czar Palin?

Is governor Palin’s resignation part of her bid to run for presidency?

Rogered!

Andy Roddick loses Wimbledon to Roger Federer.

The difference between in dependence and independence is unity.

July 4th. American independence day.

Debbie Jean is not my lover, she's just a girl who claims that she is the one and the kid is yes her son.

Rumors begin about Michael Jackson’s ex-wife Deborah Jeanne Rowe plan to claim custody of their children.

Alaska celebrates independence ... a day early!

Alaskan governor Sarah Palin deciding to step down a year before her term ends.

The latest craze at Moscow casinos: Russian roulette!

Russia closes down Moscow casinos, moving them off to Siberia!!

So what's the least favorite music genre in North Korea? Seoul!

Korean tensions mount again.

California : The gold-done state

California officially runs of money and starts offering IOUs to creditors.

Small Cars = Big Deal: Small cars = small trunks = smaller grocery packages = smaller refrigators = smaller impulse buys = smaller portions = smaller people = smaller health care = bigger quality of life = Big Deal .....

US debates about the transition to and manufacture of smaller cars in Michigan.

Ice Age: Yawn of the Dinosaurs.

Ice Age 3 opens way below expectations. Personally it was quite a letdown.