GM: Loses WOW, takes a BOW from the DOW, what NOW?

GM on the verge of bankruptcy, will be inched off the Dow. Who shall replace GM on the Dow Industrial?

Are you suffering from online SICKurity problems? Soon you could visit the DOCS: Department Of Cyber Security.

President Obama announces the position of a Cyber Czar to manage Cyber Security.

Britain’s got Diversity.

The group Diversity outshines Susan Boyle as the winner of Britain’s got Talent.

Chapter 11 Scene 27: The hero looks into the eyes of the people holding him and says, with aplomb, "My name is bond - GM's bond."

GM and its bond holders cannot reach an agreement. This is expected to drive GM to seek Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection.

Sonia yet so far!

Sonia Sotomayor inches step by step forward to her Supreme Court nomination confirmation.

O pelease!

GM in talks to sell Opel brand in Europe to Fiat who earlier entered a deal with Chrysler.

ATT = Arkansas Texting Tutorials

AT&T acknowledges handing out cell phones and conducting tutorials to Kris Allen fans in Arkansas on power texting options for the controversial American Idol vote.

7 and 7 is 7

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O beautiful for heroes proved in liberating strife. Who more than self their country loved and mercy more than life!

Memorial Day 2009.

The Facebook behind the veil

In preparation for upcoming elections Iran blocks access to Facebook.

PeloCIA

Nancy Pelosi accuses the CIA of lying during briefings.

Overheard credit card executives today in the elevator. Said one to the other “The section is in fine print, because that’s where the fines are printed. For crying out loud isn’t it a CONtract!”

President Obama releases plan to overhaul Credit Card operations.

Liddyup!

Liddy to step down as interim CEO of AIG.

Simon says…

General anticipation and prediction of Idol judges that Adam Lambert will be the next American Idol.

Slambert!

Kris Allen defeats Adam Lambert and becomes the next American Idol.

If it is intended to hit a target, why do we call it a miss-ile?

North Korea tests another missile.

Join the Miles High Club!

New MPG standards suggested by President Obama, will you join the band wagon?

Easter eggs in May? It's WolframAlpha at play.

It’s not a search engine but a Computational Knowledge Engine??? With a lot of hidden features ….. Easter Eggs!!!

Biden’s BunkErr!

VP Joe Biden reveals location of secret Vice Presidential bunker.

The only choices I value are those in lIFe.

President Obama speaks at the University of Notre Dame raising concerns about him being pro-choice. Personally the only choice I value are those in life not ABOUT life.

Indian Idol - Our man Mohan sings!

Election results coming in. Manmohan Singh could win another term leading India.

dealershiPirate.

Dealerships are irate about the uncertainty of their future with Chrysler and GM planning massive shutdowns.

Los Angeles & Des Moines it will paint every town, You've cyan red it thanks tan brown!

Angels & Demons: Much anticipated movie based on Dan Brown novel debuts.

craigslust.org

Scandal around adult and sex services being advertised on craigslist.org makes headlines. Craigslist announces a revamp of their categories.

Saturn does a Pluto.

GM announces the Saturn brand will be discontinued.

For Closure!

It’s high time we get the foreclosure mess behind us.

DOW in dust. Real?

The Dow plunges. Again!

Wanda Yikes!

Wanda Sykes makes a killing at the White House Correspondents’ dinner with her shocking speech taking jabs at Rush Limbaugh and Sarah Palin.

Unemployment is up, the market is down and in the news today Miss California keeps her crown!?

In the midst of the global financial crisis we still have time to worry about Miss California keeping her crown.

Hubble Trubble!

NASA prepares Atlantis for space trip to repair the Hubble telescope.

Standard & Very Poors

S&P drops and the general gloom continues to hover over the economy and life in general.

WOW

Mother’s Day 2009. When the world seems upside down, who turns it into a WOW? MOM ofcourse…turned over reads WOW!

'M always there for you....ever wonder why in most languages the word mother begins with "M"!......dads on the other hand are literally all over the place ;)

Eve of Mother’s Day 2009.

WinFree Coupons!

Oprah Winfrey announces coupons for free KFC Chicken, both her website and KFC restaurants are clogged causing chaos followed by apologies.

What odd piece of bedroom furniture brought senator John Edwards' home crumblin' down? ... One nightstand!

Elizabeth Edwards, wife of Presidential candidate John Edwards talks about amongst other things his affair.

Resistance is futile...

Go for it! The new Star Trek movie.

...to boldly go where they have already gone before.

New Star Trek movie takes us back to the beginning.

Would you call a virus on the Kindle a bookworm or just a newsance?

Amazon releases new version of its Kindle book and newspaper reader.

ManHe's Dodgy!

Manny Ramirez of the Los Angeles Dodgers is suspended after testing positive for performance enhancing drugs.

"Beam me BACK Scotty!"

Coming Soon! Star Trek Prequel.

Pakistaliban.

Taliban issues escalate in Pakistan. Many question if they are one and the same?

Ken ya?

Women in Kenya withhold sex in bid to end the political feud....Can you? ;)

Apple loses Jobs; Microsoft cuts jobs...Hhhmmmm!

Steve Jobs return delayed at the same time Microsoft cuts more Jobs.

Sicko de Mayo!

The Swine Flu pandemic constrains Cinco de Mayo celebrations in Mexico.

Do you prefer berries over apples?

Blackberry sales beat the iPhone.

cHECK the box.

President Obama targets offshore tax havens in an effort to reverse the Clinton era “check the box” policy.

B-ofA+, C-, UB+S, HSB-C+, RB-S....

Government to release financial institutions’ health check score card. How will your bank fare?

"I'm the best there is at what I do, but what I do isn't very nice..."

X-Men Wolverine does well at the box office on its opening weekend inspite of high quality illegal downloads available 30 days prior to official release.

The Vice President's healthy diet = Avoid Blimpies and Subway!

Vice President Joe Biden in context of the Swine Flu advices people to avoid flights and subways !!!! The White House then issues a correction.

The Hunt begins......my preciousss!

Lord Of The Rings fan movie The Hunt For Gollum releases over the web. Free streaming amidst controversy over copyrights.

MAY ONE worker's day be another's work day one.

May 1st: Workers’ Day. Hoping that the employment numbers improve.

MUMbai.

Bombayites prefer to remain quiet. Very low voter turnout in elections.

In August we could be in 7th heaven!!!...go ahead, grab a Windows seat!

Rumors that Microsoft will release feature rich new version of Windows: Windows 7 in August.

May 1st Prank ?!!!...........Starting today you won't be arrested if you poke, follow or invade the President's space.

The White House enters Social Networking with pages on Facebook, Twitter and MySpace.