Internet Explorer Nein!

Microsoft rolls out IE9

The iPod had my Angry Birds, what did the Zune have? MyCrowSoft !

Microsoft decides to pull the plug on Zune!

Auto Pilot: According to Air India is someone who goes from driving an auto rickshaw to flying a plane...overnight!

Air India caught in controversy over unqualified pilots!!!

Air India says it's no big deal that many of its pilots are not qualified to fly, after all the contraptions they fly are not qualified to be planes either!

Air India pilots flying with fake papers!!!

Use the word 'Dublin' in a sentence. "After 8 pints of Irish beer the weak start Dublin' up!"

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Outside the general area of circles, people who know the value of pi are square !

3/14 celebrated this week as pi day!
Mathematicians around the world will work 22/7 this week...

Why was cocaine found at NASA? Given the skyrocketing fuel prices, scientists needed a cheaper alternative to "go into orbit!"

Cocaine discovered at the Kennedy Space Center!

Marketing: A fine line between Soul Doubt and Sold Out!

Apple's marketing engine's cranking....iPads are Sold Out!

What did the iPad say to the computer? What happens in VGAs stays in VGAs !

iPad2 making the computer & laptop obsolete?

Early to bed and early to rise, and your social life is collecting flies !

US Daylight Savings Time.....we've lost an hour !

Fast Food: You'd rather fast than eat that food!

Subway surpasses McDonald's as the worlds biggest fast food chain....
Rumor has it, they are a foot longer!!!

How do you re-view an iPad? You walk past the window display once, turn around and walk past it again....and again...

iPad 2 out and about!

"Mel Gibson charged with battery" I wonder where they plugged in the electrodes?

Mel Gibson charged with misdemeanor with his former girlfriend....

Apple believes, there are two types of people in the world. Those who get an iPad and those who just don't get it!

iPad2 out today!

What was an intelligent and busy man like Isaac Newton doing standing for hours under a tree? He was waiting for the next apple to be released!

Tomorrow at 5PM EST comes the iPad 2...Let the wait begin...

Why did the DOW fall? It slipped over oil !

US stocks fall due to concerns around Saudi Arabia and OIL!

What do you grow on oil fields? Cash Crops!

US stocks fall due to concerns around Saudi Arabia and OIL!

Latest European tourist destination: The Euro Falls!

Euro falls on concerns over Spain

What is the Gadhafi family's favorite grocery store? Cash And Carey!

Mariah Carey and others sang for the Man and raked in tons of Cash!

GadhaFee: The surcharge you pay on oil as long as Gadhafi remains in power!

Oil prices continue to soar, fueled by middle east unrest...

Why did Monday and Wednesday have a very uncomfortable flight? Because they had a Fat Tuesday between them!

Happy Mardi Gras!!!

DoughKnots (aka Pretzels): Dough strapped airlines tying themselves in knots over penny sized snacks!!!

Continental Airlines cuts Pretzels in coach!

Why are pigs fleeing Farmville? Because Angry Birds are coming to Facebook!!!

Popular game Angry Birds coming to Facebook...

Buglari: The company formed after LVMH takes over a controlling stake in Bulgari...

Louis Vuitton Moet Hennessy takes over stake in Bulgari, the Italian luxury goods retailer!

Fuel Cap: Entrance to the Gas Chamber......of your car!

Gas prices continue to soar!

I wish my car were recalled! I can't afford the gas anymore!

Gas prices soar...

Facebook attracts a big chunk of online advertising, making Google one of the most Ad mired companies in the world!

Apple tops the list, Google comes second on Fortune's list of Most Admired Companies in the world...

You say Admired. I say Ad mired !!!

What would happen if you were not supposed to use any mobile device for a day?

US, National Day of Unplugging...

IE6 retires Microsoft...

Microsoft begins countdown to retire Internet Explorer 6

What did Queen Elizabeth II say to the people of Ireland? I rish, you poor!!!

I very very rish, you very very poor.....
The Queen plans a visit to Ireland...

What did Mike Myers' wedding cost? ONE MILLION DOLLARS! And the divorce? ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS!

Mike Myers married!

Jobs outlook brightens in the US, unfortunately despite the phenomenal sales, not at Apple Inc. They are seeing lesser Jobs.....Steve Jobs that is!

Jobs apparently uptick in the US...

Why is it so easy to implement a no fly zone over Libya? Gadhafi rarely wears pants!

No-Fly zone over Libya being debated.
Oscar for best costumes goes to M. Gadhafi...

Feature or Bug? Mazda recalls sedans equipped with the Web!....Real webs with real spiders....

Mazda recalls thousands of Mazda6 Sedans. Spiders seem to prefer the car and have infested its vents.

What does the iPad 2 cost? An arm and a LAG, especially if you're on the AT&T network!

Faster iPad 2, slower network !!!

Wait Watchers: Apple fans who wait and watch while Apple products get slimmer!

New Slimmer iPad 2...

Why does the iPad 2 have two cameras? One works on AT&T, the other on Verizon!

iPad 2: Front and back cameras.

What happens when Google loses thousands and thousands of emails? Viagra sales drop!

Software glitch causes Google to lose emails of thousands of users.

Gadhafi asked his minister, "How much do my people love me?" "About Tripoli sir, we need to talk...," replied the minister.

Gadhafi claims his people love him with all their hearts!

Problem: Adult films lack depth. Solution: Broadcast them in 3D.

Penthouse to launch world's first 3D porn television channel.

Once upon a time, Oscar audiences used to be young and hip. Today those hips have been replaced.

Oscar turnout: Very low!

Colin goth hith firth awarth todhay!

Oscar Special!

While Portman grabbed the Oscar, Anette Bening looked Star Bored!

Oscar Special!

Live from California: A CA Dummy Awards...

Oscar Special!

How do you know the Oscars are archaic? They are hosted at the Kodak theatre....you know, the guys who made films...that went into cameras...24...36...

Oscar Special!

A viral movie is nothing to sneeze at!

Oscar Special!

New category for next year's Oscars: Most Downloaded Movie.

Oscar Special!

A. R. Rahman rocks!!! No wonder he was picked as the music director of 127 Hours. A movie filmed between a rock and a hard rock place!

Oscar Special: Muse and Music...

If Mark Wahlberg hosted the Oscars, we would get a blow by blow account of the show?

Oscar Special: The fighter churns up a hit...

Will they piqué Natalie Portman or will they passé her up for someone else?

Oscar Special: The ballerina dances on...

If Colin Firth won the Oscar, would they let him stutter his speech for more than 45 seconds?

Oscar Special! The stuttering king.....

"And the Oscar goes too!" After the LP, Tape, CD, DVD, Newspaper, Book...the Oscar goes too...

Oscar Special: Who's watching feature films these days?

SoC.I.A Network: A movie about the C.I.A cutting jobs! Everything people do and know is now posted on a wall. Who needs agents!!!

Oscar Special!

Toil Story 3: A movie about BP's 3rd attempt to plug the leak at the bottom of the ocean with.....yes....Toys!

Oscar Special!

The Kids Are All Right: A movie about a mother and her children trapped in an unstoppable Toyota!

Oscar Special!

True Grits: A movie about a town in the deep south that builds a wall to stop Mexicans coming in and adding jalapenos to their traditional recipes of grits!

Oscar Special!

Inn-ception: A movie about the hotel industry in a bad economy, luring customers with soft beds, fluffy pillows and mind blowing dreams!

Oscar special!

The Phiter: A movie about President George W. Bush's lifelong struggle to be accepted as a member of the Phi Beta Kappa society, inspite of his intellectual challenges.

Oscar Special!

Winter's Boner: A movie about how Old Man Winter screwed most of the U.S. and Europe this year.

Oscar Special!

1 to 7 Hours: A movie about a man who chops off his hand that holds the remote, waiting for the cable guy to show up, sometime between 9 AM and 4 PM.

Oscar Special!

Blacks wan: A movie about civil rights....Blacks get wha blacks wan !

Oscar Special !

King's Peach: A movie about King George's secret love affair...

Oscar Special !

How do they celebrate Oscar night at the police station? Movies and Copporn !

Oscar night is here!

Reproducer: A Bollywood producer who is very "inspired" by Hollywood hits...

Oscar weekend...

Whenever the middle east suffers an indigestion, the world has a gas problem!!!

Gas prices rise as clouds loom over the middle east...

SiteSeeing: Planning your next vacation.....Online!

Finally enjoying some days off!!!

CELEBRATING MY 1000th POST...

Why did NASA retire the space shuttle? It was called Disco very 70s, 80s ish.....

NASA retires the Discovery space shuttle.
No one goes Gaga over Discovery!

Why does Mr. Bieber make the best headlines? Because with him the news is always JustIn !!!

Justin Bieber will get waxed at Madame Tussauds...

Lib, ya!!

Anti-government protests continue in Libya. It's all about liberation, ya!

How does the ICC protect its nads? By putting on a World Cup!!!

Enjoying some cricket....are ya?

What phone does a dictator love? A dictaphone! The conversation is after all one-way!

Gaddafi toughens his stance...

Why was Barack Obama not invited to the royal wedding? They were worried he would keep crossing the aisle!!!

Obamas invited to the William, Kate wedding?....apparently not!

What do they call Moammar Gadhafi's son? Gad-half-i.....after all he's got half of his father's genes!

Gadhafi's son warns of a Libyan civil war.

I got outvited to the Prince William & Kate Middleton wedding !

Invitations are out. Are you in?

What do airlines have in common with cosmetic surgeons? They know how to lose bags right under their eyes !!!

I'm home, my bags are not !!!

What happens when your status is always "In a relation ship"? Soon you'll be see sick!

Facebook adds controversial elements to its Relationship Status.

Oxymoron: Students Pro-test

Protests spread through the middle east.

Why was the Indian cricket team so motivated? They were going to Bang La Desh !

ICC World Cup...India vs. Bangladesh...

Tiger Woods has confessed! It wasn't him, just his spitting image !!!

Tiger Woods fined for spitting during a golf tournament in Dubai...

Bikipedia: A comprehensive library of bikinis and long legs !

Sports Illustrated Annual Swimsuit edition now on newsstands and online...

Foot longs for a sock !

Subway in battle over trademarking the term 'footlong'

Why is Greenpeace targeting casinos? Because they are "whale" hunting !

Japan suspends their annual whale hunt because of an anti-whaling group.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_roller

This year, what do you call the day after Valentine's Day? Two'sday

A Valentine's Hangover...

Without U, a rose is a rose is a rose. With U, arouse is arouse is arouse !

Happy Valentine's Day!

If love lifts us up where we belong, why do we FALL in love?

Happy Valentine's Day!

"Bless me Father for I have sinned. It has been years since my last confession. I have taken a byte of the forbidden fruit."

Go ahead, confess! There's an App for it on the forbidden fruit!

How do you freeze an asset? You send it to Switzerland! Preferably to the alps.

Switzerland is freezing assets owned there by Hosni Mubarak.

What was the problem with Mubarak? He had buried his head in the sand !

After ignoring public sentiment for weeks, Egyptian President Mubarak finally steps down...

When are you allowed to eat greasy food? Fryday!

TGIF = Thursday Gone, It's Friday......
Working weekend!

Where do you find the best eggs in the world? AtHens

Greek oil tanker headed to the US is hijacked.

Why did Lindsay Lohan steal a $2,500 necklace? Because she could not get her hands on the $25,000 solitaire!

Lindsay Lohan charged of stealing a $2,500 necklace from a Venice Beach jewelry store...

Why did her personal security officer wipe Chief Minister Mayawati's shoes? He thought she needed some sole cleansing!

In India security officer stoops to wipe of politician's shoes...

Old Chinese Saying: You pay peanuts and the economy just sat ay!

China raises interest rates to fight inflation...

Why did Toyota pick up speed? It wanted to take the company to a new high!

Toyota unintended accelerations to be explained...

What do Chinese astrologers and Playboy models have in common? Bunny Years!

China begins the year of the rabbit...

How did the Egyptian protests gain momentum? It was a Pyramid Scheme!

Egyptians push for Mubarak to step down...

Obesity Doubled !!

In the last 3 decades...

What is an IP Address? Directions to the nearest toilet !

Internet runs out of IP addresses?

Why part of the news does an iPad find funny? OurTickles !!!

'The Daily', the first news publication created solely for the iPad...
Go on, use your fingers...

What is the first thing you'd say when you start using Google Voice on Twitter? Cheap, Cheap!

Google releases voice to twitter messages....