What caused the Big Bang? God was texting and driving!!!

Old Wall Street saying: What happens in 2011 stays in 2011!

What do you call a show where the cast themselves rate each other, on or off the show? Castrated!

No wonder actors are not allowed to rate each other for the Oscars!

How do the rich cut taxes? Using a Swiss knife!

Tax cut bill passes in the U.S.

SillyCone: A breast implant, gone wrong!

France has decided to pay thousands of women to have their unapproved breast implants removed!

The problem with the U.S.: Manufracturing!

Santa is finally online, so please DO NOT DELETE those cookies from your browser!

Counting down to the holidays!

What happens in Facebook strays in Facebook!

Technically speaking a photograph is not a photograph until it is "exposed"?

Facebook glitch exposes users' private photographs!

Germany successfully defused the bomb!!! Unfortunately it was the one where you row not Euro!

2 World War II bombs submerged under the Rhine river were successfully disposed by German officials.
The Euro bomb still ticking...!

ॐG : Hindu version of OMG !

It's a good thing Chariman Mao was never a Leutenant, can you imagine people following a leader called L MAO ?!!!

Euro Bond: Likes the world shaken, not stirred !!!

German Chancellor rules out the possibilty of joint Euro Bonds!

Owners moving from home payment to home pavement!

Housing still up in the air!

Victoria's Secret Fashion Show: Less Fashion, More Show!

Coming this Tuesday to a T.V. near you!

How do you downgrade France? You make them speak English!

Ratings agencies may downgrade France's credit rating!

What do you call debt without a ceiling or roof? Convertible Debt !!!

Netflix to sell convertible debt to raise capital !!!

Cairo-practor: Someone who reduces Egypt's pain!

Egypt's cabinet resigns.

Denture Capitalist: Someone who invests in vampire startups!

What happens to vampires at dawn? They turn into bankers!

Twilight  - Breaking Dawn in theatres.Blood sucking vampires are at it again!