Why is it so easy to implement a no fly zone over Libya? Gadhafi rarely wears pants!

No-Fly zone over Libya being debated.
Oscar for best costumes goes to M. Gadhafi...

Once upon a time, Oscar audiences used to be young and hip. Today those hips have been replaced.

Oscar turnout: Very low!

Colin goth hith firth awarth todhay!

Oscar Special!

While Portman grabbed the Oscar, Anette Bening looked Star Bored!

Oscar Special!

Live from California: A CA Dummy Awards...

Oscar Special!

How do you know the Oscars are archaic? They are hosted at the Kodak theatre....you know, the guys who made films...that went into cameras...24...36...

Oscar Special!

A viral movie is nothing to sneeze at!

Oscar Special!

New category for next year's Oscars: Most Downloaded Movie.

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A. R. Rahman rocks!!! No wonder he was picked as the music director of 127 Hours. A movie filmed between a rock and a hard rock place!

Oscar Special: Muse and Music...

If Mark Wahlberg hosted the Oscars, we would get a blow by blow account of the show?

Oscar Special: The fighter churns up a hit...

Will they piqué Natalie Portman or will they passé her up for someone else?

Oscar Special: The ballerina dances on...

If Colin Firth won the Oscar, would they let him stutter his speech for more than 45 seconds?

Oscar Special! The stuttering king.....

"And the Oscar goes too!" After the LP, Tape, CD, DVD, Newspaper, Book...the Oscar goes too...

Oscar Special: Who's watching feature films these days?

SoC.I.A Network: A movie about the C.I.A cutting jobs! Everything people do and know is now posted on a wall. Who needs agents!!!

Oscar Special!

Toil Story 3: A movie about BP's 3rd attempt to plug the leak at the bottom of the ocean with.....yes....Toys!

Oscar Special!

The Kids Are All Right: A movie about a mother and her children trapped in an unstoppable Toyota!

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True Grits: A movie about a town in the deep south that builds a wall to stop Mexicans coming in and adding jalapenos to their traditional recipes of grits!

Oscar Special!

Inn-ception: A movie about the hotel industry in a bad economy, luring customers with soft beds, fluffy pillows and mind blowing dreams!

Oscar special!

The Phiter: A movie about President George W. Bush's lifelong struggle to be accepted as a member of the Phi Beta Kappa society, inspite of his intellectual challenges.

Oscar Special!

Winter's Boner: A movie about how Old Man Winter screwed most of the U.S. and Europe this year.

Oscar Special!