Toil Story 3: A movie about BP's 3rd attempt to plug the leak at the bottom of the ocean with.....yes....Toys!

Oscar Special!

How did BP ring in the new year? Throwing confetti into leaking oil wells in the hope of sealing them!

Environment...

How do you avoid future spills? "Sew" BP !

US to sue BP on oil spill...

BP today announced that the oil well at the bottom of the ocean is now dead. What they meant is that all that was well at the bottom of the ocean is now officially dead.

BP announces success. The well spilling oil at the bottom of the ocean is sealed and dead.

BP to get a new CEO. Or as they call it Cheat Environment Officer...

Rumor has it that BP will have a new CEO, we hope he's better aligned to the environment.

President Hugo Chavez said he would cut all the oil from Venezuela to the US. Hmmm...shouldn't BP have hired him as their chief stop-the-oil-flow consultant!

Chavez can stop an an entire country's oil flow by the flip of a switch. Now wouldn't that be something BP would have liked more than anything else in this world?

"I've taken a leak and cleaned up the mess." - Tony Hayward, CEO BP

BP seems to have capped the oil leak....

The US has agreed to pay BP $20 billion to move all their equipment to Los Angeles and try and cap the toxins spewing out of Mel Gibson's mouth.

Mel Gibson apparently caught on tape ranting racial slurs against his ex-girlfriend.

Why doesn't BP care about turtles? Because they won't separate from Shell !!!

Turtles amongst the fauna drastically affected by the BP oil spill.

What happens when BP messes with Mother Nature? We have to face God and the wrath of his Hari Cane !!!

Hurricane Alex adds to the complexity of the BP oil spill dissaster.

In India Hari is a name associated with God.

Why did KFC sue BP? Because of BP, KFC lost the title of "The Greasiest Birds In The World"

The damage goes on...

...and we are confident the British can stop something as fast and slippery as......let's say......oil !!!

England:USA 1:1 tie, when the ball bounces off the hands of British goalkeeper Robert Green.

Note to BP: It's spelled Ocean not O Shun !

The spill is contained, the spill is contained not, the spill is contained, the spill is contained not......

BP is hiring cosmetic surgeons! Someone told HR they were now diversifying into Liposuction.

Top Kill seems to be failing, oil continues to spill into the gulf of Mexico.

Executives somewhere up there, shove a boat load of shit down the throats of those at the bottom to curb harm spreading to the general environment. BP calls it Top Kill. Others call it management.

BP tries Top Kill approach to curb the oil spill.

Second Attempt: BP is trying to contain the Gulf of Mexico oil spill with a smaller dome. The operation has been named Dome and Domer !

Another dome to be lowered into the gulf to control the oil spill.

Out Of Box Thinking: The BP oil spill could be contained "In The Box"

BP planning to lower a huge box to contain the oil spill. It has been tried before but not at this scale.

Sign at my "green" BP gas station: It is illegal and dangerous to fill gasoline into an unauthorized container. Is the ocean authorized?

An environmentaly friendly oil spill....