Why did I go bar hopping? To gesh my hansh on the nesh iPhone....hic!

Upcoming iPhone prototype lost again at a bar!

What kind of sexual activity is considered to be a big security risk on an airplane? A blow job!

Cathay Pacific delays an ad campaign with the slogan, "meet the team who go the extra mile to make you feel special." after a scandal relating to crew members engaged in a sex act goes viral.

What would you call the day you celebrate U.S. debt? O Mega day!

June 28 - Tau Day as if Pi day was not enough!

Governor: Someone who sleeps with the governess!

Arnold Schwarzenegger former Governor of California outs a 10 year old love child from housekeeper...

After all the planning and rehersals, at the end of the day, Prince William and Kate Middleton's honeymoon will be, A Royal Screw Up!

The Prince claims to be a bit nervous!

Why do women go topless for Tiger Woods? Because with him, everything starts with a Tee Off !!!

Tiger has a new girlfriend....

Problem: Adult films lack depth. Solution: Broadcast them in 3D.

Penthouse to launch world's first 3D porn television channel.

Winter's Boner: A movie about how Old Man Winter screwed most of the U.S. and Europe this year.

Oscar Special!

King's Peach: A movie about King George's secret love affair...

Oscar Special !

How do they celebrate Oscar night at the police station? Movies and Copporn !

Oscar night is here!

Without U, a rose is a rose is a rose. With U, arouse is arouse is arouse !

Happy Valentine's Day!

The church said, Silvio Berlusconi should rediscover his spiritual roots. When faced with temptation again, he should lock himself in a room and play the organ.

The Pope weighs in on Itialian Prime Minister, Silvio Berlusconi's sex scandal...

When in Rome, do ass. The Romans do!

Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi faces inquiry into allegations he paid for sex with a teenager.

Old farmhouse saying: Today the sun leaves the ram and enters the bull !

 Ophiuchus becomes the 13th Zodiac sign !!?

Which of Santa's reindeers has been very naughty? That would be North Pole Dancer !

Happy Holidays...

What's the difference between the Queen and the rest of England? The rest of England has a stiff UPPER lip!

England under a big freeze...

What is the difference between taxes and sex? One you pay-as-you-go the other you pay-as-you-come!

Cash strapped city in Germany enforces a sex tax!

Men shouldn't cover their heads in holey places.

The Pope says condoms may be justified in very specific situations....

Mail Man.........well is there any other type of man?

United States Postal Services reports losses. Billions more...

Why was Madame Butterfly pulled off a plane? She had a suspicious package !

Suspected bomb found on UPS cargo plane flying to the US.http://www.japanreview.net/review_madame.htm