Why did the Egyptian government shut off the internet? Word is, they didn't want their people to go onLyin'....!

Egypt turns off the internet....

Toyota says: "Please recall, our cars are an icon for quality." We hear: "Please recall our cars, I con for quality!"

More Toyota recalls....

Reporter: "What is Egypt famous for?" President Mubarak: "Denial"

President Mubarak orders his cabinet to resign...We have an entire civilization built around Denial...

How did President Hosni Mubarak spite his cabinet? He pulled out its drawers!

President Mubarak of Egypt asks his cabinet to resign...

Engineers at Toyota love their cars so much they keep recalling them.

Toyota recalls hundreds of thousands of cars.....again!

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeBook - Your favorite horror fiction now goes digital!

Amazon reports for the first time higher sales in digital books than paper versions!

Shove el snow!

Northeast US hit by another snow storm!

Why have the Australian floods surged further? Fans sobbing over Rafael Nadal's loss!

Nadal loses in Australian quarterfinals...

How do they silence protesters in Egypt? They mum-ify them !

Thousands take to the streets in Egypt...

Why doesn't the Pope have any cardinals as friends on Facebook? The button said InWhite Friends!

The Pope appreciates social networking...

Why did Mickey Mouse hope he would not be nominated for an Oscar? That would make him a "No-minee Mouse" !!!

2011 Oscar nominations out!

Appletite: The desire to download apps from the apple store.

10 Billion downloads from the Apple apps store and counting...

When do you know global food prices are really increasing? McDonald's replaces the toy in its Happy Meal with something pricier....6 grapes!!!

McDonald's says its food prices will increase....

...in a whial Crocodial: Embedded mobile phones allow victims make emergency calls from within a crocodile !

Crocodile in Ukraine swallows a mobile phone...

The church said, Silvio Berlusconi should rediscover his spiritual roots. When faced with temptation again, he should lock himself in a room and play the organ.

The Pope weighs in on Itialian Prime Minister, Silvio Berlusconi's sex scandal...

You say A Parent Is, I say Apprentice !

Donald Trump fired up to be a grandfather !

Twitter has a virus. Put on your bird flu masks before you tweet.

Virus spreading through Twitter !

Why did Hu Jintao really come to the US? To drive Eric Schmidt out of Google!!!

Google leaves China.
Chinese President visits the US
Google CEO steps down...

What should you expect to hear in most financial conversations with China? InnYuanDo !

US presses China for currency flexibility...

What is the Chinese President having at the State Dinner tonight ? Beef with Barackoli.

President Hu Jintao is not very happy discussing human rights violations with the US.