In Germany cucumbers are in a pickle!

E Coli outbreak in Europe linked to contaminated cucumbers...

Germany will be nuclear power free by 2022. G. W. Bush adviced them to convert to "nucular power" instead!!!

You say nuclear, I say nucular !!!

USPS is facing a tough reality: The U.S. does not P.S. anymore!

United States Postal Service at the brink of extinction, no one's writing anymore...

What's the difference between Pampalona and Barcelona? At Pampalona they have the balls to run the bulls, at Barcelona they have the bulls to run the balls!!!

Barça: Winners of the 2011 UEFA Champions League football, defeating Manchester United...

What is the most popular dance in Israel? The Gaza Strip Tease !!!

President Obama calls for Israeli-Palestinian negotiations based on pre-1967 boundaries !

Hillary Clinton concludes trip to Pakistan, at least that's what the U.S. says. Pakistan denies she was ever there!!!

Hillary visits Pakistan...

What would happen if Sarah Palin ran for President? He would run faster !

Palin's back???

Untouchable: A cell phone with no touch screen !!!

How do you avoid a hangover? Don't stop drinking !!!

Hangover II out in theatres, I'm still hungover from Hangover I !!!

Abhishek Bachchan was overheard saying, "The world stops when my wife gets angry, she just erupts!, sometimes we call her Volcanic Ash!"

Volcanic ash from Iceland's  Grimsvotn volcano grounding flights in Europe now...

French Open, Love All

After she successfully brought down the behemoth, Lady Gaga was officially proclaimed the Amazon Woman!

99c download offer for Lady Gaga's album "Born This Way" brings Amazon servers/network to its knees. Let the music wars begin...

How do you increase traffic to your website, facebook or twitter page? You friend many, many, many cars!!!

Toyota and Salesforce.com partner to develop social networking platform for drivers and their cars...

Global investors do not understand the European financial crisis. It is all Greek to them!

U.S. stocks tumble on concern around Europe, fueled by rating drops for Greece and Italy...

Print media should have seen the writing on the wall. After eBooks comes fBooks!!!

Amazon sells more eBooks than paper.
Paper bookes are officially f*

Doomsday? What happens At World's End? You get On Stranger Tides !!!

Pirates of the Caribbean 4 in theatres now......for those who are left behind, that is...

What do you do on judgement day? You ♥ court ♥ !!! Happy Courting !!!

Some believe the world ends on May 21, 2011....Enjoy!!!

Rain dance goes best with cloud music!

Apple to offer cloud based music services...

Strauss-Kahn resigns IMF looking to get head ! (Please punctuate to taste)

 IMF Head Strauss-Kahn resigns. IMF looking for a new head.

Governor: Someone who sleeps with the governess!

Arnold Schwarzenegger former Governor of California outs a 10 year old love child from housekeeper...