Why do Portu-Geese waddle? Because they have a Spain in their a@# !!!

FIFA 2010. Spain clobbers Portugal !

What is the difference between iPhone III and iPhone IV ? Two bars have become one....especially when Rom'n !

iPhone reception problems continue.

Soon to be, the most used key by porn addicts: X, and the most used key when they are in rehab Ctrl-X - to "cut" the addition.

Porn sites will now have their own domain .xxx

The Ultimate Partnership: To take the spotlight off AT&T's limited 3G coverage, Apple designs a phone that has limited reception...

iPhone 4 reception problems related to the wrap-around antenna.

I regret to inform you that due to safety reasonsI will need to recall my September 2009 Toyota status updates.

Toyota now recalls new Lexus models due to excessive gasoline spill !!!

iPhone 4 users' favorite song: You are my fire, The one desire, Believe when I say, Don't hold it that way !!! - From Blackoutstreet Boys.

iPhone 4 reception problems. Please hold your phones differently to get better reception.

Lessons Unlearnt: What happened to Adam when he bit into the Apple? His Provider locked him in....for eternity!!!

Here comes iPhone 4...

Chrystal Clear !

President Obama asks Gen. Stan McChrystal to clear off !!!!

What happens when Indians start running the US? .......Ahem!....."When"...???

Nikki Haley of Indian descent wins the Republician primary. Bobby Jindal is already there !!!
Word has it, most of it already is run by Indians through outsourcing.....

Hairloom: A device used to hand down hair from generation to generation through the process of weaving!!!

Hey why not!!!

China:USA No longer YuanI

China plans to un-peg the Yuan from the Dollar, kicking off a stock rally!

On Father's Day dads get a grill. The rest of the year they just get grilled!!!

Happy Father's Day!

"Like" is the new Love !!!

In the new world of thumb dominated messaging the thumbs up symbol is turning out to be more valuable than the heart...

Why did KFC sue BP? Because of BP, KFC lost the title of "The Greasiest Birds In The World"

The damage goes on...

After they defeated Germany the football team from Serbia was knighted by the queen of England. They will be called Sir Bien...Très Bien !

FIFA 2010.

What did Mexico say to France? I, Juan. You, Louise!

FIFA 2010. Mexico: France 2:0....what else did you expect.

The future of Campbell's Spaghettios soup is now cloudy with a chance of meatballs!

Campbell Soup Recalls 15 Million Pounds of its SpaghettiOs with meatballs!!!

Harrison Ford had a choice: pop the grand question, or grand pop the question!

The couple is finally coupled!

Mattress sales are on the uptick since UBS agreed to share names of their Swiss bank account holders.

No more secrets....!!!

Is the iPhone getting older? It now has glasses in front of its Retina.

Reting display, glass front and stainless steel bones....the new iPhone already sold out!!!