Foot longs for a sock !

Subway in battle over trademarking the term 'footlong'

Why is Greenpeace targeting casinos? Because they are "whale" hunting !

Japan suspends their annual whale hunt because of an anti-whaling group.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_roller

This year, what do you call the day after Valentine's Day? Two'sday

A Valentine's Hangover...

Without U, a rose is a rose is a rose. With U, arouse is arouse is arouse !

Happy Valentine's Day!

If love lifts us up where we belong, why do we FALL in love?

Happy Valentine's Day!

"Bless me Father for I have sinned. It has been years since my last confession. I have taken a byte of the forbidden fruit."

Go ahead, confess! There's an App for it on the forbidden fruit!

How do you freeze an asset? You send it to Switzerland! Preferably to the alps.

Switzerland is freezing assets owned there by Hosni Mubarak.

What was the problem with Mubarak? He had buried his head in the sand !

After ignoring public sentiment for weeks, Egyptian President Mubarak finally steps down...

When are you allowed to eat greasy food? Fryday!

TGIF = Thursday Gone, It's Friday......
Working weekend!

Where do you find the best eggs in the world? AtHens

Greek oil tanker headed to the US is hijacked.

Why did Lindsay Lohan steal a $2,500 necklace? Because she could not get her hands on the $25,000 solitaire!

Lindsay Lohan charged of stealing a $2,500 necklace from a Venice Beach jewelry store...

Why did her personal security officer wipe Chief Minister Mayawati's shoes? He thought she needed some sole cleansing!

In India security officer stoops to wipe of politician's shoes...

Old Chinese Saying: You pay peanuts and the economy just sat ay!

China raises interest rates to fight inflation...

Why did Toyota pick up speed? It wanted to take the company to a new high!

Toyota unintended accelerations to be explained...

What do Chinese astrologers and Playboy models have in common? Bunny Years!

China begins the year of the rabbit...

How did the Egyptian protests gain momentum? It was a Pyramid Scheme!

Egyptians push for Mubarak to step down...

Obesity Doubled !!

In the last 3 decades...

What is an IP Address? Directions to the nearest toilet !

Internet runs out of IP addresses?

Why part of the news does an iPad find funny? OurTickles !!!

'The Daily', the first news publication created solely for the iPad...
Go on, use your fingers...

What is the first thing you'd say when you start using Google Voice on Twitter? Cheap, Cheap!

Google releases voice to twitter messages....