January 5, 2011

They serve coffee on a long haul UA flight??? The economy MUST be picking up!!!

United Airlines flight makes an emergency landing after pilot spills coffee in the cockpit, triggering off emergency codes including one for hijack....

January 1, 2011

How did Lady Gaga ring in the new year? She threw her dress on the barbecue and had a party!

Indulge...

How did the iPhone 4 ring in the new year? It didn't ring. It couldn't find a signal...

Desire...

How did the Pope ring in the new year? A goblet of wine began the celebation!

Faith...

How did BP ring in the new year? Throwing confetti into leaking oil wells in the hope of sealing them!

Environment...

How did the Chilean miners ring in the new year? They counted up!

Hope...

How did they ring in the new year in Iran? The men had a blast and the women got stoned!

Freedom...

How did Prince William ring in the new year? He didn't. Couldn't afford anything, let alone another ring this year!

Love...

How did WikiLeaks ring in the new year? Blowing Whistles !

Privacy...

How did Europe ring in the new year? Well, they haven't yet. New Year was delayed due to the snow storm!

Patience...

How did Toyota ring in the new year? We don't know. They said it was too early to recall anything!

Be Safe...

How did North Korea & South Korea ring in the new year? They kissed and made up under the "Missile"toe !

Peace....

How did the terrorist ring in the new year? Sham Pain !!!

Security...

New York is possibly the only city in the world that begins the year by dropping the ball. It can only go upwards from there!!!

Happy New Year!