How did Lady Gaga ring in the new year? She threw her dress on the barbecue and had a party!

Indulge...

How did the iPhone 4 ring in the new year? It didn't ring. It couldn't find a signal...

Desire...

How did the Pope ring in the new year? A goblet of wine began the celebation!

Faith...

How did BP ring in the new year? Throwing confetti into leaking oil wells in the hope of sealing them!

Environment...

How did the Chilean miners ring in the new year? They counted up!

Hope...

How did they ring in the new year in Iran? The men had a blast and the women got stoned!

Freedom...

How did Prince William ring in the new year? He didn't. Couldn't afford anything, let alone another ring this year!

Love...

How did WikiLeaks ring in the new year? Blowing Whistles !

Privacy...

How did Europe ring in the new year? Well, they haven't yet. New Year was delayed due to the snow storm!

Patience...

How did Toyota ring in the new year? We don't know. They said it was too early to recall anything!

Be Safe...

How did North Korea & South Korea ring in the new year? They kissed and made up under the "Missile"toe !

Peace....

How did the terrorist ring in the new year? Sham Pain !!!

Security...

New York is possibly the only city in the world that begins the year by dropping the ball. It can only go upwards from there!!!

Happy New Year!

If everything there was expected to be hunky dory they would not have named the country iWorry Coast !

Presidential election results still causing turmoil in the Ivory Coast...

√excitement = (Times)²

Location, Location, Location...

Ringtone in the New Year!

Happy New Year's Eve...

What comes before New Year's Eve? New Year's Adam !

Happy New Year's Adam!!!

New York, the city that never sweeps!

Cleanup in NY after the blizzard is slow, very slow.

The realtor said it is a seller's market, what she meant was that home prices are down in the cellar !

US home values continue to fall...

Joan Rivers' Greeting : Happy New Ear......Nose.....Face.....Tummy.....Boobs....Butt...

Happy Holidays !