Apple's best product is now in the cloud.

Steve Jobs passes.

I ordered my new iPhone but it won't obey me!!!

The new iPhone apparently obeys you....

That's what you get when you compare Apples to Apples!

So tell me again, what exactly the difference between iPhone 4 and iPhone 4S?

When is an ounce meant to weigh more than a ton? When it's an Apple announcement!!!

 Apple announcement awaited today.....

iPhone + iPatch = iPirate

New iPhone coming tomorrow?!
Let the Jail Breaking begin...

What do you call a food fight at an Indian restaurant? Naan Violence!

India celebrates Gandhi's birthday!

Capital Punishment: Apple killing the iPod Classic because it killed the competition!

Rumor has it Apple will terminate the iPod Classic and Shuffle.

Old Chinese Saying: Eat, Drink and Be Many !!!

Largest population in the world and growing...

Dr. Murray confessed! He said he misunderstood when Michael Jackson said he wanted an asthetic medicine to help him fall asleep.

Trial on for Dr. Conrad Murray on the administration of a powerful anesthetic Propofol to address Michael Jackson's insomnia.

If Hysenberg's Uncertainty Principle were true, I'd never get a speeding ticket. Either I was not there or you wouldn't know how fast I was going!!!

Par-Tickle Physics!

What is the capital of Greece? Hey the last time I checked, Greece had no capital.

Germany to help Greece get out of its financial woes!

Books are getting shelved!

Amazon introduces the new Kindle Fire.....digital media continues to trump print media....

He-brew: Ancient code word for beer!!!

Google brings the Dead Sea Scrolls online...

October 4th it is. The world will be having its i on the Phone!

iPhone 5 out October 4?

What did Google do on its 13th birthday? Got rid of the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button!

Google is 13

What greeting card do you give someone who lost their job? Get Well-fare Soon!!!

Hallmark releases sympathy cards for people losing jobs!

Question The Obvious!!!

Warp the truth?

Scients at CERN state they have discovered a subatomic particle that travels faster than light.
Though Star Trek fans maybe excited, some others are doubting the truth!!!!

Home A Loan: Movie about people owing more than their homes are worth!

The U.S. Fed lowers long term interest rates, but will that improve the housing market?

Famous Last Words: "I wouldn't recognize a satellite if it were to hit me on the head!"

NASA satellite comes crashing down...

Holy Scrap! The satellite fell in my backyard!

Debris from defunct NASA satellite falls to earth.

Facebook Time Lyin': New feature introduced by Facebook that captures the time you spend lyin' around glued to FB!

Coming soon to a life near you....Facebook Timeline.

HP says "Buy Now" to CEO Leo Apotheker!

HP fires second CEO in 2 years and brings in Meg Whitman. (ebay)

What's on my mind? Maybe I should log in to Facebook to find out!

Facebook is now my face...

Tons of Facebook users are complaining about the new feature called "Top Story." Apparently most of them are bald!!!

Facebook rolls out new features to its News Feed. Some are already complaining...

Think twice before you call 6.5 tons of metal, hurtling towards earth a Satelight!

Between late September and early October a defunct NASA satellite will plunge to earth.

Will I always find money, when I search for it in my new Google Wallet?

Google launches Google Wallet....Finding money will never be a problem again!

Monetary Union: The process of marrying for money ... for example Greece and Germany !

The Euro under threat!

You can't enjoy Lion King 3D without a couple of glasses! Hic!

In theaters now: Lion King 3D.....even more depth than the original.

Scarcity of tomatoes has forced the organizers of La Tomatina festival in Bangalore, India to hurl cans of tomatoes at each other! Ouch!

Bangalore decides to fight world hunger by throwing tomatoes!

How do women return defective birth control pills? They throw up!

An Alabama pharmaceutical company is recalling birth control pills.

Technogeek: Someone who gets turned on by Tablets!

Tablet computers rule.....Microsoft 8 debuts!

A planet with two suns may sustain life, but surely no nightlife!!!

Astronomers confirm evidence that planets with two suns exist.

Rogue Trader????? Aren't all traders rogues?

A $2 billion rogue trading reported at UBS - Swiss Bank

Why does Miss Universe always come from Earth?

Leila Lopes, first Angolan woman to win Miss Universe pagent.

Greek ruins will become one of the wonders of the modern world!

Greece's financial woes seems to be bringing down more of Europe!

How safe is it booking a flight on a site called "Search Engine"? Wonder if it will take off!!!

Google launches Google Flight...

Bank: A place you go, to C ash!!!

Bank of America to layoff 30,000 employees.

U.S. still Open......beat that!!!!

9/11 10th Anniversary.
U.S. Open underway....

If Yahoo! has such a great search engine, why haven't they found a CEO yet?

The search is on to replace ousted Yahoo! CEO...

A roving i could change marital art into martial art!

Mark Anthony and Jennifer Lopez collaborate on fashion line after their marital split!

What happens if Porsche gets bought over by Volkswagen? A car-nivore becomes a herbie-vore!!! Bleah!

Volkswagen buyout of Porsche may fall through!
Herbie goes bananas!

Once upon a long time ago, people wrote letters. 2day ppl wrt in lttrs!!!

Is the U.S. postal service going to shut down?

When is going to the Academy Awards very much like going to prison? When a Beverly Hills Cop greets you in!!!

Eddie Murphy to host 2011 Oscars

Dear Microsoft: Honda is recalling Fit because of problem with Windows. You should recall Windows because of problem with fit!

Honda to recall 1 million Fit and other cars due to problems with power windows and computers.

"I want it all....and I want it now" - Queen Of England !!!

Rock Band, Queen's Freddie Mercury's birthday! 

A highway is not a "High"way without a few "Pot"holes?!!!

Dear Apple: You developed "Find My iPhone" to allow people locate their iPhones, so why do you keep losing a spanking new iPhone every year?

Police now helping Apple locate the lost iPhone prototype!

What do you call someone who shares his PIN with everybody? A Prick!!!

Why are men fleeing in hordes from Facebook to Google+? Because Oprah is coming live to FB!!!

Oprah Winfrey to chat live on Facebook!

Physics defines "Power = Amount of work performed during a period of time", in real life however, you can work...and work...and work.....

Zero jobs created in the U.S. in the month of August...

Why did I go bar hopping? To gesh my hansh on the nesh iPhone....hic!

Upcoming iPhone prototype lost again at a bar!

Daryl Hannah got arrested and that made a Splash 2!!!

Daryl Hannah arrested at a White House protest.

Socialies: Making more than 200 friends on Facebook!

Facebook pays you to hack into their network.

Weather: We can't predict it, so why not just call it Whether?

Irene was not as exciting as we thought she would be!!!

Irene: She came, she saw, she conquered.....she left me and half of the east coast powerless!

Without power for more than 24 hours now!
Hurricane Irene was a wash!

Oxymoron: Non-violent Strike!..........Strike by definition is violence.....!!!

Playing in New York today: Me, Myself & Irene !

Hurricane Irene chugging up the U.S. east coast.

Question: If you're not supposed to pass the word around, why then, is it called a password?

Men are from Mars women are from PSR J1719-1438 !

Planet made of diamonds discovered. After all diamonds are a girl's best friend!
Pulsar PSR J1719-1438

Hey Mr. S&P! How 'bout downgrading the hurricane?

Hurricane Irene moving up the U.S. east coast to New York!

LinuXX

Linux celebrates its 20th brithday!

Guess an Apple a day doesn't keep the doctor away!

Has Steve Jobs' health contributed to his stepping down at Apple?
I'm going to burn in hell for this one!

Guess fans won't be needing an iPhone anymore! They are speechless!

Steve Jobs steps down as CEO of Apple.

Look at the brighter side: S&P upgraded the U.S. debt rating. Things were moving fast in Washington D.C. today!

5.9 Earthquake hits Washington D.C. area.

What do they call Gadhafi's sons? Dic-Tater-Tots !!!

Gadhafi's sons targeted by rebels!

Why do people believe that teachers are very mean? Because they're always teaching someone a lesson!!!

Back to school season begins in the U.S.

After years of "I did", Kim Kardashian finally says "I do"

Kim Kardashian ties the knot!

We're talking Lib, ya! Gadhafi must go!!!

It is rumored Gadhafi is leaving Libya...

Iran says hikers can't "take a hike"!!!

Iran sentences U.S. hikers to 8 years in prison.

With market plummeting the way it has been, shouldn't we now call it Fall Street?

Stocks take a dive again...

What can an "A" do? Take a stock from being "a" hit to being hit!!!

Stocks down again, is it still the "A" rating....

Lava-tory: A place you visit after eating exceptionally spicy food!

French actor Gerard Depardieu apologizes after urinating on a plane!

Old Indian Saying: What do you do when your system gets corrupt? You take fast action!!!

Anna Hazare: Anti-corruption activist gets arrested in India on the eve of his "fast to death" action...

EU...EU....EU.....Wall Street really did not like it!

Stocks lower after Germany and France speak...

What kind of sexual activity is considered to be a big security risk on an airplane? A blow job!

Cathay Pacific delays an ad campaign with the slogan, "meet the team who go the extra mile to make you feel special." after a scandal relating to crew members engaged in a sex act goes viral.

IS BIG AY! 15 819 47!

India celebrates Independence Day, 15 8 1947

"Loco" Motive: The crazy intent behind putting high speed trains into operation before fully testing their safety systems!

China recalls high speed bullet trains to check safety systems that caused a severe accident.

Completely Loco!!!!

Why did the Rakhi cross the road? To get to the brother side!

India celebrates Raksha Bandhan.

The World Is Flat. Everyone now belongs to the Third World...

The economy is so bad, no wonder it's taking a beating!

The Dollar stinks!!! After all it is equal to a hundred scents!

Dollar Down!

British PM, David Cameron proposes a social media ban !!! Brits......Social.....hmmmm!

British Prime Minister David Cameron wants to discuss role fo RIM, Facebook and Twitter during an outbreak of violence!

Oxymoron: Economy Class....What's so classy about the economy?

Global financial nervousness exposing the dirty side of our economies!

U 'K?

Things are not OK in the UK!

Dress code at Wall Street: Shorts and a Market Cap !

Apple briefly hits top spot in U.S. companies Market Cap and exceeding Exxon for a short period...

Stock Broker: Someone who helps you invest in stocks to that you get broker and broker....

Global stock markets plunge...Investors lose 1 trillion dollars in a single day.

Food For Thought: Are we celebrating World Friendship Day or World Friendship Weak?!!

Strengthen those bonds!
World Friendship Day...

Why do airlines love the Boeing Dreamliner? It runs on peanuts !!!

Boeing finally releases the super fuel efficient 787.

Mr. President, "You got some 'splainin' to do!"

U.S. credit rating downgraded.
And it's also Lucille Ball's 100th birthday.

Finance 101: What is the difference between Stocks and Shares? Like the word says, Stock you hoard, Share you sell !!!

World stock markets uneasy...

The U.S. treasury's social network: AA+, maybe now we all can +1 its credit rating!

S&P downgrades the U.S.' credit rating from AAA to AA+

Lager Than Life !!! Happy International Beer Day !

Burp!

The one phrase Wall Street cannot bear? "Don't give me that bull !"

The U.S. stock market plunged more than 4% !!

How is President Obama going to celebrate his 50th? Raising The Roof !!!

President Obama turns 50.

Want to avoid the heat wave? Go to the one place in the U.S. that is just not heating up: Wall Street, NYC !!!

Stocks continue to tumble!!!

iCloud: It will be "mon" soon !!!

iCloud in beta, mon ami!

Oxymoron: Gas Tank.......I don't remember the last time gas actually tanked!

Ford recalls a million pickups due to gas tank issues.

Smurfy's Law: Anything that can go long, will go long. The rest will be Smurfs!!!

Smurfs The Movie....