Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: A movie about Daniel Radcliffe's drinking problems!

Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe reveals alcohol problem.

What technique do you need to win the Wimbeldon? A very strong Serb!

Serbian, Novak Djokovic wins the 2011 Wimbeldon.

Nada.....l

Novak Djokovic defeats Rafael Nadal winning Wimbeldon 2011

Why is the love triangle a geometric impossibility? Because it has 3 obtuse angles!

Maria Shriver files for divorce from Arnold Schwarzenegger.

With the amount of cars being recalled General Motors will now call them drop offs instead of pick ups!

General Motors to recall thousands of pick ups with faulty transmission components.

Facebook announces an awesome event next Wednesday, you will not just love it, you will Like it!!!

Facebook event coming!

Picture This: The Pope was gifted a Tablet today, with a set of instructions: The 10 Commands!

Pope sends out first tweet from his Apple iPad!

Mumbai Special: Mumbai, The city that never sweeps!

Mumbai Special

What does the Pope do on Twitter? PR, Ay!!!

Pope sends out first Tweet!

Generation Facebook doesn't care much about "my space"

MySpace up for sale?

Mumbai Special: What do I miss most in Mumbai? Bombay!

Mumbai  Special

Mumbai Special: It's so hot in Mumbai that when it rains it pores!

Mumbai Special

What would you call the day you celebrate U.S. debt? O Mega day!

June 28 - Tau Day as if Pi day was not enough!

dOS: Operating system for phones that don't sweat!

Sweat resistant phones coming soon...

Monarchy is not about high genes. I just read Queen Mary too has hygene problems!

Cruise Ship Queen Mary 2 runs into hygene problems in her latest inspection!

Why are casinos flocking to New York? They heard GayMing is now legalized!

New York legalizes same sex marriage.

Wizards are good at spelling !

Pottermore is here!

Why is Facebook banned at Hogwarts? Wall de Mort !!! (The Wall of Death!)

Pottermore released, the online world of Harry Potter. Digital books and more...

Facebook hired him as an investigator. They loved the way he poked around!!!

The Winklevoss twins give up their legal battles against Facebook.

In airline lingo, the process of raking in money is called "check-in"! How convenient!!!

Spirit Airlines will now charge $5 to print a boarding pass......


Check or Cash accepted...

Remember the guys who hacked into the Sony Playstation network, well, they were just Gaming ConSouls!

Police arrest 19 year old hacker in connection with the attack on Sony...

New domain name for the Greek Finance Ministry: gr.eek

New domain names coming!!!

What do Greek banks have in common with a Central European circus? Bouncing Czechs !!!

The Greek financial crisis continues...

Why did the Greek cross the road? He was marking everything that was up for sale!

Greece prepares to sell assets owned by the state including airports and highways!

Never going out of fashion: A pair of genes! I have the same ones as my dad and his dad and....

Happy Father's Day!

How does a hacker spend his time off? A day at the breach!

Citi, CIA, SEGA, the list grows on, with corporate and government networks being breached, hacked and compromized.

What was the favorite Arabian ride? A Lamb-or-genie !!!

Saudi women defy the women motorists ban.

How do you feel when you have 20,000 fans? Cool.....Very Very Cool !!!

funabridged reaches 20,000 Facebook Fans
www.facebook.com/funabridged

They are investigating why "the s**t has hit their fans", no wonder they are called Research In Motion !!!

Blackberry manufacturer Research In Motion shares drop after announcement of a dissapointing future. Whatever happened to the "Fans" of Blackberry?

What type of car does a Saudi woman drive? A Coupe !!!

Coup of the week!!!
Saudi women drive to defy ban on women motorists.

Why are the streets of Finland covered in poop?! 1 Million Angry Birds download per day!!!

Finnish game maker, Rovio announces Angry Birds game has hit 1 million downloads per day!

Now Playing In Greece: Owe₤¥₥₱€₡ Games !

Who can bailout Greece?
They owe the world !!!

eClips: Clips used on webpages !

Total Lunar eclipse today.

Why is it so hard to unlock an iPhone? It has no keys......duh!!!

Apple now selling unlocked iPhone 4 !!!

Why are the Brits leaving Facebook? They suddenly realized - to be on this network they had to be social !!!

Facebook sees severe drop in UK users!

Old Facebook Saying: What happens when you don't care about privacy? You just go public!

Facebook to go public !

Public goes Facebook. Facebook goes public!

Facebook may go public as early as October!

He's so short he needs to stand on a stool to comb his own hair !!!

At 60 cms, Guiness names Junrey Balawing the world's shortest man.

Democrats trying to prove they have the balls by cutting off Weiner !

U.S. Democrat representative Anthony Weiner, blamed for inappropriate communications with women online, decides to take leave of absence...

Facebook has new features, unfortunately they belong to my face !!!

Controversy continues on Facebook facial recognition.

Why did it take so long for Alaska to release Sarah Palin emails? It was the Spell Checker!!!

Thousands of Sarah Palin emails, both official and personal to be released today, after years of requests.

Cucumbersome: The German process of proving cucumbers not guilty in the E coli saga!

The E coli outbreak has been narrowed down to sprouts now!

Why doesn't someone hack into credit card companies and steal all the fine print?

Citigroup hacked and customer credit card information compromised.

Old Facebook Saying: If you need software to recognize my face, you ain't no friend of mine!

Facebook launches facial recognition software....if it's a feature, why am I bugged !

Streaming Video: A service that lets you legally R.I.P. your DVDs !!!

Soon DVD ripping will be a crime of the past....

Old Hollywood Saying: Throw salt over your shoulder for good luck, especially when it's Evelyn Salt !!!

Salt 2 in the works?

Why did the bacteria split? Their relationship was asexual and rumor has it she got half of everything !

Rumor has it the E coli bacteria could have been grown in Germany !?

Megh Malhar: Cloud Music

iCloud coming to Apple soon, let the music rain on you...

The apple of my eye is the i of my Apple !

Apple announces tons of cool new features, so now I can officially keep my iPad and get rid of my laptop.....

Short Selling is common at the Underwear Exchange!!!

Ponzi scheme mastermind, Bernie Madoff's underwear auctioned off for $200...
The president was debriefed...!

A count was hacked !!! Please send condolences to countess !!!

Corporate and Goverment networks being hacked....they are still picking up the pieces!!!

Windows 8, so its programs have put on some additional wait !!!

Coming soon.....or is it coming slowly....Windows 8!

Russia says E. coli, the European Union says Eco Lie !

Russia imposes ban on vegetable imports from the EU, The EU protests...

Nokia is Finnish!

Nokia announces very bleak outlook.....shares fall....

Why did Sarah Palin meet with Donald Trump? Someone told her that amongst presidential candidates he was the Hair Apparent!!!

Palin dines with Trump....

W.H.O. says cell phones may cause cancer. Cell phone companies agree!! They say "Who says cell phones may cause cancer?"

World Health Organization says cell phones may cause cancer...

In Germany cucumbers are in a pickle!

E Coli outbreak in Europe linked to contaminated cucumbers...

Germany will be nuclear power free by 2022. G. W. Bush adviced them to convert to "nucular power" instead!!!

You say nuclear, I say nucular !!!

USPS is facing a tough reality: The U.S. does not P.S. anymore!

United States Postal Service at the brink of extinction, no one's writing anymore...

What's the difference between Pampalona and Barcelona? At Pampalona they have the balls to run the bulls, at Barcelona they have the bulls to run the balls!!!

Barça: Winners of the 2011 UEFA Champions League football, defeating Manchester United...

What is the most popular dance in Israel? The Gaza Strip Tease !!!

President Obama calls for Israeli-Palestinian negotiations based on pre-1967 boundaries !

Hillary Clinton concludes trip to Pakistan, at least that's what the U.S. says. Pakistan denies she was ever there!!!

Hillary visits Pakistan...

What would happen if Sarah Palin ran for President? He would run faster !

Palin's back???

Untouchable: A cell phone with no touch screen !!!

How do you avoid a hangover? Don't stop drinking !!!

Hangover II out in theatres, I'm still hungover from Hangover I !!!

Abhishek Bachchan was overheard saying, "The world stops when my wife gets angry, she just erupts!, sometimes we call her Volcanic Ash!"

Volcanic ash from Iceland's  Grimsvotn volcano grounding flights in Europe now...

French Open, Love All

After she successfully brought down the behemoth, Lady Gaga was officially proclaimed the Amazon Woman!

99c download offer for Lady Gaga's album "Born This Way" brings Amazon servers/network to its knees. Let the music wars begin...

How do you increase traffic to your website, facebook or twitter page? You friend many, many, many cars!!!

Toyota and Salesforce.com partner to develop social networking platform for drivers and their cars...

Global investors do not understand the European financial crisis. It is all Greek to them!

U.S. stocks tumble on concern around Europe, fueled by rating drops for Greece and Italy...

Print media should have seen the writing on the wall. After eBooks comes fBooks!!!

Amazon sells more eBooks than paper.
Paper bookes are officially f*

Doomsday? What happens At World's End? You get On Stranger Tides !!!

Pirates of the Caribbean 4 in theatres now......for those who are left behind, that is...

What do you do on judgement day? You ♥ court ♥ !!! Happy Courting !!!

Some believe the world ends on May 21, 2011....Enjoy!!!

Rain dance goes best with cloud music!

Apple to offer cloud based music services...

Strauss-Kahn resigns IMF looking to get head ! (Please punctuate to taste)

 IMF Head Strauss-Kahn resigns. IMF looking for a new head.

Governor: Someone who sleeps with the governess!

Arnold Schwarzenegger former Governor of California outs a 10 year old love child from housekeeper...

Donald Trump backs out of president...............ial race!

Trump leaves of 2012 U.S. presidential race.

In this friendly place called life, her popularity ratings will spike. WTF! thought a man and his wife, let's just name our little daughter Like!!!

Israeli couple names their daughter "Like" after the Facebook button...

IMF: International Monetary Fun......duh!

Dominique Strauss-Kahn head of the International Monetary Fund charged with attempted rape after he apparently chased a housekeeping employee in New York.

"I'm all charged up today!" "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm positive!"

Subtitle: Respectful name given to a Subway sandwich!

2011 Cannes Film Festival underway....

Yes, Oui, Cannes!

2011 Cannes Film Festival underway.
Aspiring contestants flaunt the Yes We Can attitude...

GagaVille: Proves there's nothing Gaga won't !!!

Lady Gaga and FarmVille join hooves to bring online game GagaVille...

Pakistan condemns U.S. actions. If the U.S. had not raided, OBL would not have been found and Pakistan's innocence would have been proven.

Pakistani parliment orders international investigation...

What do you mean Google's music service is new? I....ahem...my "friends" have been using Google to download music for years!!!

Google releases Google Music Beta, cloud based music service...

The person Pakistan assigned to locate bin Laden was Haider Miah. With a name like Haider he could never be a Finder !!!

 Pakistan still claims they could not have found him!

Why does princess Beatrice wear such atrocious hats? To avoid comments about her atrocious looks!!!

Princess Beatrice to auction her hat on eBay!

Old Skype saying: Call quality increases when you stand close to Windows!

Microsoft buys Skype...

Coca Cola lessons for life: Don't bottle it up if you can!

Coke celebrates 125 years.

Why were Pakistani officials not paying attention? Hey! They don't pay, they just get paid!!!

Pakistani loyalties in question...

If your life were a News Feed, Mom would be clicking "Like" after "Like" after "Like"....no matter what!

Happy Mother's Day!

Why did Mark Zuckerberg take so long to find a home? He was looking for a property with many walls but absolutely no privacy!!

Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of Facebook buys his first home....

The toilet paper was blamed, though some felt it was asphalt !!!

University sues toilet paper manufacturers. Say their product is dangerous!!!

ALT + OIDS: The shortcut you use to kiss someone over the internet...

Japanese firm invents internet "French Kissing" machine...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altoids

What is Pakistan's intelligence agency called? Actually they are not called! People prefer to do the work themselves...

Pakistan sour that they were not informed about OBL capture plans...

The Pakistani Intelligence Agency was looking for intelligence......literally....and they are quite pissed the U.S. didn't share any!

Pakistan's involvement with OBL under question...

Some say, fire has been the spark that ignited human evolution. 2 million years ago we ate grass, today we smoke it !!!

Recent study shows that early humans "the Nutcracker Man" ate grass like cows.....

Donald Trump wants to see the death certificate!

OBL dead....

Apple has confirmed, it is only tracking movements of Black iPhones. Movements of White iPhones, and they repeat, White iPhones will not be tracked!

Apple in muddle over privacy concerns around tracking iPhone locations...

If France can ban the veil, U.K. should surely consider banning hats!

The royal wedding seemed like the mad hatter's tea party!