Hot Rod!

Look again!

What is a nanosecond? A low quality iPod nano !!!

Neutrinos faster than light show up in another experiment!

He was the village stud. Teasingly they called him NEIGHbor!

Denture Capitalist: Someone who invests in vampire startups!

A vampire is a sucker for necks !

Twilight: Breaking Dawn

Did you know vampires come in 3 models? 16 Giga Bites, 32 Giga Bites and 64 Giga Bites!

Twilight - Breaking Dawn in theatres...

Why does a vampire grow smarter after drinking blood? Because he is well, red!

Twilight - Breaking Dawn in theatres...

What happens to vampires at dawn? They turn into bankers!

Twilight  - Breaking Dawn in theatres.Blood sucking vampires are at it again!

What do you call a person who mistakenly tweets a compromising picture of his celebrity wife? TOPLESS!

Tori Spelling's husband mistakenly tweets her topless pictures to his followers!He really was topless....in the head that is!!!

Txtng is awsm?

THEN: Buy, Buy Home! NOW: Bye, Bye Home!

ExStinkt !!!

veGun : People who don't agree that Pizza is a vegetable!

Pizza a veggie!!?

DomiKnows best!

In Heinzsight ketchup IS a vegetable!

U.S to classify ketchup on a pizza as a vegetable!

Thumb Suckers: People who text while they drive!

Don't drive while you text!

The U.S. says it's very important that children get the right education to compete in a global market, education that teaches them that pizza is a vegetable!

U.S. congress wants to classify pizza as a vegetable and that pizza can substitute vegetables in school children menus!!!

Eat Green!

It's all about capturing eyeballs!