If everything there was expected to be hunky dory they would not have named the country iWorry Coast !

Presidential election results still causing turmoil in the Ivory Coast...

√excitement = (Times)²

Location, Location, Location...

Ringtone in the New Year!

Happy New Year's Eve...

What comes before New Year's Eve? New Year's Adam !

Happy New Year's Adam!!!

New York, the city that never sweeps!

Cleanup in NY after the blizzard is slow, very slow.

The realtor said it is a seller's market, what she meant was that home prices are down in the cellar !

US home values continue to fall...

Joan Rivers' Greeting : Happy New Ear......Nose.....Face.....Tummy.....Boobs....Butt...

Happy Holidays !

84 - 24 = Sexty

Hugh Hefner (84) founder of Playboy magazine engaged to playmate Crystal Harris (24). You fill in the blanks.....literally!

Mother Nature is passing wind our way, no wonder the day stinks!

Blizzard over the Northeast US.

Why do they hate snow in Chinatown, New York? People shoveLing !

Blizzard hits the Northeast US.

Old German Saying: One Man's Gift Is Another Man's Poison !

Time to return your unwanted Christmas Gifts !!!
German Word For Poison: Gift

Why did Santa get arrested? Reindeer sleighing !

Happy Holidays !

Which of Santa's reindeers has been very naughty? That would be North Pole Dancer !

Happy Holidays...

Santa got me 3 Farmville goats...Yay!

Happy Holidays!

Believe: An exotic place where quaint looking little people make toys for kids around the world, delivered by a big old man in red...China!

Made In China

Why do they call him Santa Caus in France? Because he is Father Noel !

Happy Holidays...

Why do the French love wine? Because finding water in Paris would only be in Seine !

Snow continues to paralyze Paris...

Why isn't Santa here yet? It's probably the snow, man!

Come rain or snow...

Oxymoron: Politically Correct

Happy Holidays !??!

Mr. Gore, if you need to gather any more evidence about Climate Change, just go to SoCal now also known as SoakAl !

Southern California declares a state of emergency due to flooding and excess rainfall.