Public goes Facebook. Facebook goes public!

Facebook may go public as early as October!

He's so short he needs to stand on a stool to comb his own hair !!!

At 60 cms, Guiness names Junrey Balawing the world's shortest man.

Democrats trying to prove they have the balls by cutting off Weiner !

U.S. Democrat representative Anthony Weiner, blamed for inappropriate communications with women online, decides to take leave of absence...

Facebook has new features, unfortunately they belong to my face !!!

Controversy continues on Facebook facial recognition.

Why did it take so long for Alaska to release Sarah Palin emails? It was the Spell Checker!!!

Thousands of Sarah Palin emails, both official and personal to be released today, after years of requests.

Cucumbersome: The German process of proving cucumbers not guilty in the E coli saga!

The E coli outbreak has been narrowed down to sprouts now!

Why doesn't someone hack into credit card companies and steal all the fine print?

Citigroup hacked and customer credit card information compromised.

Old Facebook Saying: If you need software to recognize my face, you ain't no friend of mine!

Facebook launches facial recognition software....if it's a feature, why am I bugged !

Streaming Video: A service that lets you legally R.I.P. your DVDs !!!

Soon DVD ripping will be a crime of the past....

Old Hollywood Saying: Throw salt over your shoulder for good luck, especially when it's Evelyn Salt !!!

Salt 2 in the works?

Why did the bacteria split? Their relationship was asexual and rumor has it she got half of everything !

Rumor has it the E coli bacteria could have been grown in Germany !?

Megh Malhar: Cloud Music

iCloud coming to Apple soon, let the music rain on you...

The apple of my eye is the i of my Apple !

Apple announces tons of cool new features, so now I can officially keep my iPad and get rid of my laptop.....

Short Selling is common at the Underwear Exchange!!!

Ponzi scheme mastermind, Bernie Madoff's underwear auctioned off for $200...
The president was debriefed...!

A count was hacked !!! Please send condolences to countess !!!

Corporate and Goverment networks being hacked....they are still picking up the pieces!!!

Windows 8, so its programs have put on some additional wait !!!

Coming soon.....or is it coming slowly....Windows 8!

Russia says E. coli, the European Union says Eco Lie !

Russia imposes ban on vegetable imports from the EU, The EU protests...

Nokia is Finnish!

Nokia announces very bleak outlook.....shares fall....

Why did Sarah Palin meet with Donald Trump? Someone told her that amongst presidential candidates he was the Hair Apparent!!!

Palin dines with Trump....

W.H.O. says cell phones may cause cancer. Cell phone companies agree!! They say "Who says cell phones may cause cancer?"

World Health Organization says cell phones may cause cancer...