84 - 24 = Sexty

Hugh Hefner (84) founder of Playboy magazine engaged to playmate Crystal Harris (24). You fill in the blanks.....literally!

Mother Nature is passing wind our way, no wonder the day stinks!

Blizzard over the Northeast US.

Why do they hate snow in Chinatown, New York? People shoveLing !

Blizzard hits the Northeast US.

Old German Saying: One Man's Gift Is Another Man's Poison !

Time to return your unwanted Christmas Gifts !!!
German Word For Poison: Gift

Why did Santa get arrested? Reindeer sleighing !

Happy Holidays !

Which of Santa's reindeers has been very naughty? That would be North Pole Dancer !

Happy Holidays...

Santa got me 3 Farmville goats...Yay!

Happy Holidays!

Believe: An exotic place where quaint looking little people make toys for kids around the world, delivered by a big old man in red...China!

Made In China

Why do they call him Santa Caus in France? Because he is Father Noel !

Happy Holidays...

Why do the French love wine? Because finding water in Paris would only be in Seine !

Snow continues to paralyze Paris...

Why isn't Santa here yet? It's probably the snow, man!

Come rain or snow...

Oxymoron: Politically Correct

Happy Holidays !??!

Mr. Gore, if you need to gather any more evidence about Climate Change, just go to SoCal now also known as SoakAl !

Southern California declares a state of emergency due to flooding and excess rainfall.

US Census results released this week show that New Jersey's population growth has slowed. New Jersey is contesting the results. They claim their citizens were all stuck at airports in Europe!

US Census results in. Some states may lose seats in the US Congress due to slow population growth...

Europe renames its airports. London-HeatLow, Amsterdam-SkiFall, Madrid-Brrrrajas, Paris-RawIcy, Frankfurt-Frankfurt Amen...

The freeze continues...

Skizophrenia: A situation wherein your left and right skis, each seems to have a mind of its own and ends up giving YOU a split personality!

Snow still creating a havoc in Europe.

Paris Charles de Gaulle airport is entertaining stranded passengers by singing English Carols in French accents: "Zee weather outside eez frightful, But zee fire eez soo delightful, And since we've no place to go, Le tits now, Le tits now, Le tits now..."

Bad weather moves inland Europe...

How did Larry King manage to hang around for 25 years? Suspenders!

Larry King Live comes to an end after 25 years !

What's the difference between the Queen and the rest of England? The rest of England has a stiff UPPER lip!

England under a big freeze...

What is the difference between taxes and sex? One you pay-as-you-go the other you pay-as-you-come!

Cash strapped city in Germany enforces a sex tax!