Did you hear? Body Browsing is addictive! You could run out of Cache!

Google releases Body Browsing...
TSA officials are officially out of a job now !

How do you avoid future spills? "Sew" BP !

US to sue BP on oil spill...

GOMEZ!

Time Magazine nominates Mark Elliot Zuckerberg, co-founder of Facebook as Person Of The Year 2010.Go MEZ !

How can Microsoft kill the iPad? Release Microsoft Office for iOS4.

Microsoft to relase iPad killer tablet...

Oxymoron: OpenLeaks

Former WikiLeaks members form rival site OpenLeaks.org.
Question: If it were closed would it be a leak?

Naval Drill: A tool used for liposuction !

South Korea to conduct naval drills.

How would world leaders like Assange served? Julienned !

Julian Assange founder of Wikileaks is on a lot of "take out" menus!

Simplicity is highly complicated.

At the airport, where is it most likely you'd find a diplomat? The Frequent Liar Lounge !

Indian Ambassador to the US gets a pat down at Jackson-Evers International Airport in Mississippi.

China offers peace prize in Liu of Nobel !

China established and offered the Confucius Peace Prize to counter the Nobel Peace Prize offered to Chinese dissident Liu Xiaobo.

What did the art connoisseur get when he carried home a $23 Million Marble Bust? Bust Marble...!

A marble bust of Antinous companion of  Roman Emperor Hadrian auctioned for over $23 million, at Sotheby's.

Consumer Reports named AT&T the worst mobile carrier in the US. I disagree! AT&T is not a carrier, it's a dropper.

Consumer reports deems AT&T worst mobile carrier in the US.

In ancient Rome, what did the nuclear scientist say to the politician? "Urcranium is up Uranium!"

France and India sign a major nuclear deal...

Old Middle Eastern Definition - Cheer Leader : Someone who flatters the regime !

Qatar wins the bid to host the 2022 Football World Cup !

What is the difference between football and the KGB? The pitch of your scream when a ball is kicked !

Russia wins bid to host the 2018 World Cup.

Alp! Alp!

Wikileaks is a global concern,
Political secrets we all get to learn,
It's now underground,
Too hard to be found.
For if you went there you'd just have to Bern.

Chinese train for world "speed" record. Unfortunately they were too high to recieve it !

Chinese train breaks world speed record.
Where is the drug enforcement agency when you need them?

(Denial Of Service) DOS: Technology that brings a computer to its knees. MS-DOS: Microsoft's first attempt !

Denial of Service attacks attempt to shutdown WikiLeaks...

Why did the Queen vist the UAE? Dubai gifts for the upcoming wedding!

QE visits UAE...

Responding to WikiLeaks, Pakistan dismissed fears that its nuclear material could fall into the hands of terrorists....It already is !

How do you plug a leak?