Phew Finally!!! Pilots of the Northwest flight that overshot a runway by 100 miles have confessed. They weren't chit-chatting, distracted or asleep. It was the gas pedal!

Day by day the "gas pedal" fiasco gets messier! Now it may be much more than the gas pedal...

The FBI is raiding Toyota dealerships. Word on the street's that dealerships were first selling Speed and now you could go get a Fix!

A whole new High!

World's best marketing. Best hype creation. Known for their "absolutely no leaks" marketing. No wonder they named their next product iPad.

The name still has the world scratching its head in a Whiskey Tango Foxtrot moment!!!

Best Chamber Performance, Best Large Ensemble Performance, Best Instrumental Com Position, Best Around Country Performance (Duo or Group), Best Hip Hopping, Best Large Jizz Ensemble, Best Urban Alternatives Performance, Best Solo Performance, Best Con (Temporary), Best Hard Rock Instrumental Performance (Duo or Group), Best Gossipel Performance, Best Instrumental Soloist Performance, Best Oral Performance, Best Remix, Best Special Limited Edition Package, Best Bad Record of the Year. The Lifetime Achievement Grammy Award today goes to: Tiger Woods.

Musick!!!!

Explosive News!!!! iPhones and iPads banned on airplanes.....after all they are considered to be A TNT device !

When will Apple shed the AT&T exclusivity???
Any sight of Verizon on the Apple horizon?

Fujitsue !!!

Apparently they own the name iPad.

Toyota also announced their most advanced technology in a magical and revolutionary device: iPaddle even if you don't !

The latest Toy ota.
A sticky pedal.

My medical insurance responded to my earlier query. They would have reimbursed a tablet, but a Pad...no way!.....Well I tried.

Apple announces the iPad....Wow!!!

Will my medical insurance cover an Apple tablet, if I have a prescription from my psychiatrist? Apparently generics won't do.

Apple rumord to announce the touch screen computer (tablet) today!
Can I have one please?

So how does one, between driving, eating, drinking, channel surfing, shaving, reading, emailing, GPS'ing and calling, find time for texting?

Maybe we need a keyboard that wraps around the steering wheel....ya?
Texting to be banned soon.....why not sooner?

Pakistan's unemployment drops. High ranking Pakistani officials now moonlight as models in India!!!

India runs a series of ads, erroneously including pictures of Pakistan's former air force chief Tanvir Mahmood Ahmed.

It seems bin Laden released a new tape, but given his extremely poor ratings, Al Jazeera decided to move the airing from prime time to late night...very late night...along with all the other comedies.

Out there comedies have a whole new meaning.....Come Dies!

Charles E. Phillips served as president Obama's economic recovery ADVISOR. I guess the billboard ADs have now really made us WISER!

Charles E. Phillips' affair splatterd across billboards. Until now they were just billbored...

Note to comedy fans, you win some, you lose some. NBC loses Conan O'Brien, FOX gains Sarah Palin!

Conan O'Brien broadcasts last Tonight Show on NBC.....no sweat guys. Sarah is on, on FOX!

How do you 'regulate' bank executives? Prune .......... their appetites!

President Obama's announcements on regulations for financial institutions results in a plunge in the stock market.

Tonighty Night!

Conan O'Brien bids farewell to the Tonight Show.

Mass. Victory!!!

GOP victory in the MA senate race, has more implications than meet the eye!

Who says people don't care? Today I was touched! Experienced the new airport security process......first hand......then......

Security screenings are never going to be the same again!!!

Color less or Color full?

The United States celebrates Martin Luther King Jr.
Would you prefer a world that does not see color or a world that flourishes under the diversity of color?
The US did take "u" out of "colour"!

The Human Bond: A country shaken. The world stirred.

Prayers for the people of Haiti devestated by the earthquake. People around the world pitch in to assist.

Google won't put on a Goggle, especially one made in China!

In this case U, V filters are not good for the Is

Did you hear Microsoft is converting A Text Message into A Text-Mess Age

Microsoft mobile devices are apparently receiving messges from the future!!! A technology glitch!

Consumers expect banks to pay a fee for the money lent to banks in their time of need? How unethical...Damn the fine print!

Obama to collect fees from banks directly or indirectly benefited by the tax payer funded bailout of banks.

Commission investigates Bonus!

Commission setup to investigate roots of financial crisis and questions CEOs.
Definition of a bank on Wikipedia: A bank is a financial organization Lie-sensed by a government

Google's new logo in China: gOOOgle

They have threatened to move out of China!
Out Of Office literally.

Since Christmas the most popular garment brand in Yemen: Under Armour

Protect yourself from blotched "incidents".

Jay Le No

NBC announces it will axe Jay Leno's prime time slot moving him back to late night.

E coli and other bacteria will soon be too obese and incapable of attacking humans....they have tasted soda....and seem to love it!

Soda fountains found infested with fecal bacteria and E coli!
Either their tastes are improving, or.....

Whatever happened to the fired security guards from the White House banquet? They apparently got a job at the Newark international airport!!

What is with these guys? Letting more people in than keeping them out!

In case you tuned in late.....the women were increasing awearness !!!

Apparently breast cancer awarness, with the bra color campaign going viral !

Oxymoron? Flat screen 3D TV !!!

Paraded at this year's Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas super slim TVs 7mm thick and 3D television, an emerging concept.

I'm color blind. Is there a braille equivalent?

Women all over the web are posting colors, apparently those of their bras!!!
Cash in guys!

It's all about chemistry: Does the Google pH one pass the acid test?

The jury is out!!!

Given that it's a Google phone shouldn't it always FIND a signal?

All the hype, will the Nexus live up to expectations

Imagine! Google Talk -> Google Translate -> Google Talk.....Now we are talking...Globally!!!

Pick up your Google phone, dial a number, pick a language, start talking....the possibilities are endless!

World's tallest real building in a cold market. World's first golf course designed by Tiger Woods. Hhmmm, why is Dubai bankrupt?

Unless of course the losses from one are balanced by the gains from the other!!!

Latest heartthrob: Out of this world, Tall, Dark Blue and some....

Avatar: Raking in billions!

How can TERROR be right, when most of it is ERROR.

Is it the only way out?

New Year's Resolution: 1080p - Preferably on a 55" TV!

If wishes were horses beggars would ride,
If I'm getting a television it better be wide!

Happy Apple Fool's Day!

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Happy New Year 2010 !!!

What Our Fans Say!

2009 Lessons – Climate Change: The earth is grumbling, so are its oceans and crop, As you ring in the new year, please don’t let this ball drop.

Earth Rocks!!!

2009 Lessons – RIP: Whether it was Farrah, Patrick, Natasha or Michael, way too many celebrities the world did recycle.

Stars are now among the stars!!!

2009 Lessons – Plane & Simple: Next time you plan out your yearly summer trip, forget the beach, at the airport you’ll strip.

Better safe than sorry!

2009 Lessons – Sports: The 2016 Olympics were awarded to Rio, Chicago couldn’t wing it even after an appeal from B. O.

It's not about winning, just participating in the games....yeah right!!!

2009 Lessons – Dig-it-all: Paper turns vapor for magazine, news and book, the world is flipping through the Kindle and Nook.

Lesser paper! Is that all in all better for the environment?

2009 Lessons – Airwaves: Two pilots leave an airport and water-land a plane, Two pilots miss an airport and have a lot to explain.

The Hudson heroes. The Northwest zeroes!!

2009 Lessons – Ahmadinejad: Iran gets nuclear, the world skips a beat, president Ahmadinejad gets re-elected, well, did he cheat?

Your votes will be counted if you vote for me !

2009 Lessons – Fashion: CASHmere is out, the economy flips, give up your grey suits, and put on pink slips!

One of the worst years for employment. Hope 2010 brings about a much anticipated change.

2009 Lessons – High Seas: Freighters rust in docks with nothing to ship, except around Somalia where pirates are hip.

Pirates, pirates everywhere but nothing to ship

2009 Lessons - Tiger Woods: Early to bed and early to rise, keeping golf clubs at home was not very wise.

When playing with danger, ensure you can't be beaten!

2009 Lessons – Net Worth: Having taken a bashing on their social net worth, people start building their social network.

MySpace, Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn...........Stars of the year!

2009 Lessons – H1N1: This too came across the border, giving politicians a chill, It ended up making a lot of legals ill!

Human Immigration and Virus Migration, big items on political minds this year.

2009 Lessons – Bernie Madoff: You will end up filling someone else’s urns, if you’re constantly chasing 400% returns!

Shouldn't such high returns have raised red flags for the investors!!

2009 Lessons - Sarah Palin: The general message is something you mistook, we were hoping you’d go read, not write a book!

She never fails to surprise us!

2009 Lessons – Joe Biden: Think before you talk, you seem to be failin’, your reputation has gotten worse than Palin!

The VP seems to have made more blunders this year than the would-have-been VP!

2009 Lessons – Bank Executives: It would be necessary, for you to loan us, all of which you raked in as bonus.

The bonuses are in, the earnings are up, so why aren't banks lending?

2009 Lessons - Kayne West: Do you think Beyonce would like, that in her presence a man would jump up and grab Mike?!!!

I'm sure Kayne West has learnt more than just a lesson after grabbing the microphone from Taylor Swift at the VMA.

Google Nexsucks?!!

Pricing details leaked on upcoming google phone.

American Airlines refused to serve alcohol to Jack Nicholson. When asked, a spokesperson said they wanted to avoid a high Jack situation.

Latest buzz on flight restrictions get deeper day by day.

and another friend was not allowed to board her plane when she refused to check in one of the two carry on bags she had.....under her eyes!

What is air travel coming to? Soon we'll need to ship out our things before we get somewhere....but wait, isn't that service available today already?

A good friend got arrested at Toronto airport. The security guard heard her say that she was looking for a plane to Bomb eh! You should've been Mum, bai, you should've been very mum!!!

Given the latest security concerns and issues, everything you say or do will be held against you. Needless to say she did have a blast!!!

Given the latest airline security related inconveniences to passengers, Amtrak is introducing a brand new concept: High Speed? Why-Fly?

No water, no bags; No blankets, no mags; No eating, no standing; No breathing during landing!!!
Seriously ... why fly ?

Passengers flying to the US in addition to dumping their drinking water and baby formula will now also have to dump their explosives...can you imagine that?!!!

So after so much of scrutiny it is impossible to bring a bottle of water aboard, but surely possible to get some explosives....am I missing something?

whatissantawithoutanicecap?

With the polar icecaps gone how is the legend of Santa going to survive?

Passengers on a NW flight had a blast, setting up a 6' christmas tree. Eggnog served at $5 & pilots as usual were not available for comments

So what is it with Northwest airlines, they just don't seem to give up the limelight!

Why isn't Santa here yet? It's probably the rain, dear!

Come rain or shine...

Tim Robbins & Susan Sarandone!

Done!

Did you hear, HP webcams have a Mega Pick Cells problem?

HP Webcams apparently have a problem seeing dark skin!
Some call these cameras "racist"

Mother nature needs to go on a low-carb-on diet. Danish?......yeah right!

Copenhagen climate change talks fall through...what next?

Would it be politically incorrect to wish an elf Happy New Ear?

We wish you a Happy Holiday and a Happy New Ear!!!

So what technology do I need to have my Avatar go to work tomorrow?

Cool Technology - Avatar releases on a snow filled weekend. Can we just stay at home?

Oh the weather outside is frightful, But shopping is so undelightful, & since we've some place to go, Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!

The northeast snow storm is coming...Ready...Get Set...Snow!
Just in time for last minute Holiday Shopping!

Tiger Woods voted PGA Tour player of the year. Let alone PGA Tour, I believe he has proved himself to be THE "Player" Of The Year!!!

Just couldn't let this one pass by me !!

CO2PENHAGEN

Will we reach a consensus on our global climate change approach and the effort to reduce of CO2?

Corporate sponsors can pull out, China on the other hand will have to go ahead celebrate 2010 as the year of the Tiger!

No wonder the Chinese are pissed with the Americans. Last time they were all geared up to celebrate the Year of the Ox (Bull) and we gave them one of the worst recessions.

What are Airbus employees petrified about? Things that go "Boeing" in the night!!!

Boeing's Dreamliner flies....finally!

How about, getting into a restaurant giving your name as "Tiger" and waiting for people to choke on their food when the greeter shouts "Tiger! Party of fourteen!"

The count goes on and on....we will surely reach 18 soon!

Kial?

Why would you need another invented language? Esperanto....or otherwise

The church came after Ber"lust"coni...literally!

And really hit him hard!

After all the media speculation, TW decides to separate................from AOL. For a moment, I haddya, didn't I?

Tiger Woods seems to have hogged the media pushing everything including the Time Warner deal on the back burner.

Heard the Tiger is taking a break from golf. Aren't there other games he should be taking a break from, before he takes one from golf?

Why give up golf, that's not what got you here in the first place!

A-veil the new Face-book privacy settings!

Facebook privacy 2.0

Disney has bagged the rights for an animated feature on Elin Nordegren and Tiger Woods. It is rumored to be titled "The Princess And The Rabbit"

More details available at http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rabbit #5!!!
Announced in time with the release of The Princess And The Frog.

It's a wonderful world: President Obama goes to Norway to receive a Swedish prize bestowed upon him for Peace from a man who invented dynamite!

So why is the Nobel Peace prize awarded in Norway?
Alfred Nobel invented dynamite.......peace eh!

...and the Salahis have yet another invite! This time to the Nobel banquet, tonight in Stockholm. On the menu...Cheese!!

They could be at it again.

Did you hear? Tiger Woods and his wife are moving to Sweden. Their counsellor apparently told them it was the land of the "No Belle."

The Nobel ceremony is underway today. President Obama gets the prize for peace while Tiger's probably hoping for peace.

Gatorade just realized you can't drink and drive!

Gatorade drops the Tiger Woods drink Tiger Focus!

The coolest feature of the $200K per head flight from Virgin Galactic: No Middle Seat!

Virgin Galactic unveils th first commercial passenger spacecraft!

Isn't change the only thing predictable about climate?....or was that weather?

Today the world starts debating...once again...if Climate Change is part of cyclic changes or do we have a lot to worry about.

Question to my rental car company: When I return my hybrid car, does the battery need to be fully charged?

With the Climate Change summit coming up tomorrow. Being green is on everyone's mind.
This really happened yesterday. When I returned my hybrid, the attendant asked me if the tank was full, and then I asked him. Swear to God, he was a trainee and had to check with his manager!!!

Slim Very Fast: Latest diet craze, lose weight, very fast through vomiting and diarrhea.Tagline: Yes you can!

Biological warfare at its best.
Millions of contaminated cans of diet drink Slim Fast!.....very fast indeed.

Which sponsor dropped Tiger Woods like a bad investment? Fidelity

Are the sponsors dropping Woods? Naaaah!

BofA has announced it will repay all of its federal aid. Watch your wallets guys!! It's after all the "Bank of Opportunity."

And they are returning the cash so that they can hire the right executives with the right bonuses!!!

Old Tabloid Saying: You can get the Tiger out of the woods, but apparently you can't get the wood out of the Tiger!

Why can't the tabloids just leave him alone!!!

If the IAEA and U.N. inspectors can't get access to Iran's nuclear facilities, why don't they seek assistance from Tareq and Michaele Salahi?

Well they got into one of the most secure sites in the world, didn't they?

Woods' caddie lacks credibility!

The caddilac raises a lot of questions.
What about privacy?