Microsoft's spanking new search engine Bing brings the same old search results. Yahoo!

Microsoft and Yahoo talk about mergers…again!

Pakistan's national average IQ just went up a few points. Manmohan Singh and Yousaf Gillani have decided to share "intelligence".

India and Pakistan agree to share intelligence to control terrorism.

SatVrn - Apo11o

40th anniversary of the launch of Apollo 11 that blasted off on the Saturn 5 in 1969.

Harry Potter and the anemic prince.

Release of much awaited Harry Potter sequel (Half-blood prince).

Intel, in the chips!

Intel does well at the end of the quarter.

Microsoft rainmaker reaches out to the cloud.

Microsoft to offer collaboration products free of cost in a cloud model.

Madoff - "Mr. Risk", begins a 150 year sentence in a state that is first in "flight"!.....hmmm.

Scam artist begins life long sentence.

Gold, man! Sachs and Sachs of Gold!

Goldman Sachs reports exceptional numbers!

inTELLigence, Mr. Cheney!

Apparently ex-vice president Cheney ordered the CIA to hold intelligence back from the senate.

Kim Jong Il...very il.

News leaks about the North Korean leaders’ health and possibility of pancreatic cancer.

Taro not on the cards in Japan.

Taro Aso, prime minister of Japan loses public appeal.

KING OF POPping pills???

Investigation around Michael Jackson’s death focuses on drug use/abuse.

Palin says, "You've got me all backwards, please don't haraS me."

Governor Sarah (haraS) Palin complains about media harassment linked to her resignation.

Lanc3 ArIIIstrong...

Lance Armstrong now at 3rd place in ongoing Tour de France.

BrUNO

Sacha Barron Cohen’s Bruno does exceptionally well at the box office opening weekend.

The Bull is back !!!.......Encierro!

While the Bull remains elusive on wall street, Spaniards are being chased by the bulls in Pamplona Spain.

Finding Neverland? Look in Shanghai!

China to build a replica of Michael Jackson’s Neverland.

King of Pop, meet Emperor of Copy!

China to build a copy of Michael Jackson’s Neverland.

Brand New GM: Government Motors.

GM emerges out of bankruptcy as a new leaner company albeit with a lot of government assistance.

Sperm created in lab - Are we evolving from Human to WhoMan?

British claim of creation of the human sperm raises a lot of questions!

Climate Change: In this case cc means FYA and not just FYI.

Climate Change on the list of hot topics being discussed at the G8 summit.

Berlustconi !

Italian prime minister Berlusconi’s private life comes to center stage during the G8 summit.

Chrome slated!

Google’s Chrome browser to be offered on mobile devices.

G8 needs some V8

Disorganized Italian G8 summit needs US intervention and assistance in organization.

Straphangars!

Airlines to offer “standing” spots on flights!!!

WimbleDON

Roger Federer wins the Wimbledon.

Palin micro-blogging at www.quitter.gov

Governor Palin being labeled as a quitter after her resignation.

Serial Ciller

Serial killer apprehended in (SC) South Carolina.

Be czar Palin?

Is governor Palin’s resignation part of her bid to run for presidency?

Rogered!

Andy Roddick loses Wimbledon to Roger Federer.

The difference between in dependence and independence is unity.

July 4th. American independence day.

Debbie Jean is not my lover, she's just a girl who claims that she is the one and the kid is yes her son.

Rumors begin about Michael Jackson’s ex-wife Deborah Jeanne Rowe plan to claim custody of their children.

Alaska celebrates independence ... a day early!

Alaskan governor Sarah Palin deciding to step down a year before her term ends.

The latest craze at Moscow casinos: Russian roulette!

Russia closes down Moscow casinos, moving them off to Siberia!!

So what's the least favorite music genre in North Korea? Seoul!

Korean tensions mount again.

California : The gold-done state

California officially runs of money and starts offering IOUs to creditors.

Small Cars = Big Deal: Small cars = small trunks = smaller grocery packages = smaller refrigators = smaller impulse buys = smaller portions = smaller people = smaller health care = bigger quality of life = Big Deal .....

US debates about the transition to and manufacture of smaller cars in Michigan.

Ice Age: Yawn of the Dinosaurs.

Ice Age 3 opens way below expectations. Personally it was quite a letdown.

Unfortunately lately headlines seem more like dead-lines. Housing market, Economy, Morale, Celebrities, Disasters...

Another celebrity death: Billy Mays, crash of Yemeni airliner in the Indian ocean, metro accident in Washington D.C. and a train disaster in Italy.

Iranian authorities say - Partial recount shows election is valid. I guess it all depends on what you mean by "Partial"

Is the recount partial towards president Ahmadinejad or was it a partial recount? ...The jury is out.

Emit no. CA.

The emission controls in California will surely bring about cooling any which way you see it. Yes it will be an AC on time!!

Pawn-zi schemes need a check, mate!

Bernard Madoff sentenced to 150 years in prison. Have we put checks in place to prevent future Ponzi schemes?

Automatics drive Manuel shift in Honduras.

The military in Honduras storms president Manuel Zelaya’s palace and exiles him to Costa Rica.

Ahmadinejihad?

Killings and brutality. Is there a holy war being raged in Iran by president Ahmadinejad?

Madoff to give up $3000 cell phone for a phone by the cell.

Millionaire financier Bernard Madoff sentencing slated for Monday. The debate is whether he’ll get 150 years in prison or the 12 years requested by his attorneys.

Ruth less Madoff!

Ruth Madoff wife of financier Bernard Madoff to give up her fortune in wake of the financial scam that destroyed the lives of hundreds.

Angel & King.

The death of two showbiz icons: Farrah Fawcett known for playing one of the Angels in Charlie’s Angels and Michael Jackson the King of Pop.

The seat belt of Orion!!

GM to manufacture small cars in the Orion township of Michigan rather than Wisconsin or Tennessee.

I ran to Argentina for a fair closure.

In the news: Iran and Argentina. Iranian citizens looking for a fair closure to their elections. Governor Mark Sanford’s trip to Argentina apparently was to get closure on his affair.

Wonder why Craigslist (including adult gigs) is available in China, but Google is apparently blocked?

China tries to block Google due to concerns on access to adult content.

Cavalier Shaq?

Shaquille O’Neal to be traded to the Cleveland Cavaliers. Is it a good decision? On a lighter note is Shaq a cavalier?

Boeing 7wait7 - InYourDreamsLiner!

Boeing once again delays indefinitely the release of the Boeing 787 Dreamliner due to structural issues.

Ar gent in a secret trip.

South Carolina governor Mark Sanford makes a secret trip to Argentina to visit his mistress. Neither his office or his family claim to be aware of his whereabouts.

Nike : Just doo it.

Nike revenue projections and stock plummet.

Pakistan : Wicket not Wicked! At least for a moment this week.

Pakistan wins the T20 cricket championship earlier that week.

Supreme leader of the land, no wonder he's called Mr. Aay-Tol-Ya Ha-many (times)

Ayatollah Khomeini the supreme leader of Iran speaks out about the Iranian presidential elections.

John and Kate minusate.

John and Kate of the reality show John and Kate Plus 8 decide to separate (minusate).

Shroud your IP, proxy your Facebook, Twitter and Email. The voice of Iran is thriving behind the electronic veil.

The Iranian citizens find ways to send news about happenings there through social networking sites and creative masking of their identities and locations after the government clamps down on the internet.

The burqa denies an equal right to woo men.

President Nicolas Sarkozy of France calls to the ban of the burqa being worn by Muslim women.

...and the lifetime achievement award for the best producer* goes to Dad! Happy Father's Day, All.

*Co-Producer: Happy Father’s Day to all fathers from their productions!

The girls love to listen to "...but you love me daddy". Happy Father's Day, All.

Happy Father’s Day.

pivot...pitot...pilot. Buffalo...Brazil...Belgium.

Apparently the Buffalo plane crash was caused by the autopilot causing the plane to pivot, the Brazil crash is most probably due to faulty pitots and the day before a pilot died midway from Belgium to the US.

Does the word PaRent imply that the father is not intended to be "always there" or "completely committed" or ... ?

Father’s Day coming up.

Looney Tunes : A mission to the moon and a new iPhone....could it get any better?

Release of a new iPhone and a NASA mission to the moon (unmanned).

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's A MES.

NASA AMES to launch unmanned probe to the moon.

So what's the discussion about same-sex marriages? Aren't most marriages today "the same" sex marriages?

President Obama proposes benefits to same-sex couples.

M:I IV MMXI

Tom Cruise movie Mission: Impossible IV planned release in 2011.

Will the Endeavour saga Eavourend?

Space shuttle Endeavors’ launch cancelled again due to fuel leakage issues.

Porsche's approach to fuel efficiency = Partner with an oil rich nation!......Hhhmmmmm!

Qatar to invest upto 25% stake in car manufacturer Porsche.

Koenigsegg geared to sweden the Saab deal!

Swedish sports car manufacturer - Koenigsegg to take over Saab from GM.

Equality? Apparently male votes did not count either in Iran!

Apparently vote counting was rigged in Iran (…female and male votes…) .

Apparently oil is not the only thing rigged in Iran.

The people of Iran believe the presidential elections were rigged.

Fall Street!

Wall Street stumbles.

Six Flags Theme Parked!

Six Flags Theme Parks files for bankruptcy protection.

Lemon Mousavi

The Iranian presidential election turns out to be a lemon for Mousavi.

Theyran to vote today. Ahmadinejad says "I SLAM dunk this election."

Iran to vote. Ahmadinejad believes he will be victorious with his conservative Islamic agenda.

Doesn't Digital imply we use all our digits, not just our thumbs? And aren't we glad people can't get Analog anymore?!

US television broadcast to go all Digital.

Missed California.

Miss California finally loses her crown.

50,000 apps and growing, built in GPS and compass, video and still camera, email, messaging, web browsing, audio-book, music and movie player. So why do we still call it a phone?

With all the bells, whistles and sirens on mobile devices today, why do we still insist on calling them phones?

Google's favorite game lately....Bing-go!

Google reacting to the latest “Search” offering from Microsoft called Bing.

So will it be Chryslerati or Chryslerari? In any case it would need the magic touch of a Chryslergini!

I wonder if the combined brands of Chrysler and Fiat will create magic?

Chrysler stay. Fiat go.

A stay order to Chrysler given by the US courts could mean Fiat walks away from the deal.

...and the Teny goes to Billy Elliot!

Billy Elliot picks up Ten Tonys at the award ceremony.

iPhone 3G yeS!

Apple announces the rumored newer and faster iPhone 3G S.

Bienvenue, Monsieur Federer!

Roger Federer wins his first French Open title.

What is the difference between Eminem and the Economy? Well, one of the two seems to have seen bottom recently.

Sacha Baron Cohen surprises the audience and Eminem at the MTV awards, with an up, close and personal experience of his bottom!!!

Tête-à-Têtris

The popular game Tetris that has grabbed attention and a huge fan following, turns 25.

Will people Sprint for the Palm Pre, or "Were Eyes On" the upcoming new ATT iPhone?

Palm releases the nifty Pre through Sprint, will consumers bite or are they awaiting the rumored new iPhone through ATT or the rumored iPhone on Verizon?

Die Frau Merkel hat gedacht, dieser Besuch bringt sie Macht, jetzt weißt sie nicht ganz OB AM Anfang ist es nur ein Stepptanz.

Chancellor Merkel is hoping that President Obama’s visit will improve some of the declining glory of Germany in the European Union, especially in comparison to France. But after his speech she could be left guessing?

Walk the walk like an Egyptian!

Can President Obama deliver on the commitments he makes in Egypt.

Pyramid Scheme!

President Obama visiting Cairo with an intent to grab attention of the Muslim world.

Bing: It's not just eew!

Microsoft plans the marketing campaign for its new decision engine – Bing. Targeting the flaws in current search engines that return an overload of information, the campaign focuses on “It’s not just you”. Bing simultaneously comes under the lens of Google followers.

Announcing the new ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXBox .... Y? ...Zzzz.

Microsoft planning a new Xbox which would do everything except make coffee for you….Is that practical and necessary?

HuJ in Taon? Timothy Geithner

Timothy Geithner makes a trip to China to meet the Chinese leadership (Hu Jintao) and discuss the global Financial crisis.

The Dow says, "Telecommute". GM out, Cisco in !

GM gets edged out of the DOW Industrial and gets replaced by Cisco.

GM: Loses WOW, takes a BOW from the DOW, what NOW?

GM on the verge of bankruptcy, will be inched off the Dow. Who shall replace GM on the Dow Industrial?

Are you suffering from online SICKurity problems? Soon you could visit the DOCS: Department Of Cyber Security.

President Obama announces the position of a Cyber Czar to manage Cyber Security.

Britain’s got Diversity.

The group Diversity outshines Susan Boyle as the winner of Britain’s got Talent.

Chapter 11 Scene 27: The hero looks into the eyes of the people holding him and says, with aplomb, "My name is bond - GM's bond."

GM and its bond holders cannot reach an agreement. This is expected to drive GM to seek Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection.

Sonia yet so far!

Sonia Sotomayor inches step by step forward to her Supreme Court nomination confirmation.