Bond

5/22/2019: Daniel Craig injured on sets of Bond.

#JamesBond #DanielCraig #Bond25 #Funabridged

Jet

3/4/2019: jetBlue entices you to delete ALL your Instagram pictures. 

#jetBlue #AllYouCanJetSweepstakes #Funabridged #Instagram #Snap

Pig

2/5/2019: Chinese ring in the new year. The year of the pig.

#Chinese #Funabridged #ChineseNewYear #YearOfThePig

Boo

10/31/2018: Happy Halloween!

#HappyHalloween #Funabridged #Pun

Caps and crowns.

10/27/2018: While hoping to steal the crown from Apple, Amazon loses market cap.

#MarketCap #Amazon #AmazonEarnings #Funabridged

Robbed

10/8/2018:  Banksy’s painting self-destructs.

#Banksy #Banksyed #Funabridged #BanksySothebys

Bench!

10/7/2018:  U.S. Supreme Court judge nominated amongst controversy

#SupremeCourtJustice #SupremeCourtJusticeBrettKavanaugh #BrettKavanaugh

Fold

9/5/2018:  Samsung to release a foldable phone.

#Foldable #Samsung #Funabridged

wish

7/13/2018:  President Trump ruffles feathers in London.

#Funabridged #TrumpUKVisit #Brit #British #Humor #WordPlay

Spoiler alert!

7/7/2018:  Ant-Man and The Wasp in a theatre near you.

#Spoiler #Funabridged #AntManAndTheWasp #Pun 

Click!

6/28/2018:  Instagram Lite, coming to a phone near you.

#Instagram #InstagramLite #Funabridged #Pun

Ball

6/16/2018:  FIFA-Day 3: France beats Australia

#France #Australia #Funabridged #FIFAWorldCup #FIFAWorldCup2018 #AUSVFRA

Rush

6/15/2018:  FIFA World Cup 2018.

#Russia #Funabridged #FIFAWorldCup #FifaWorldCup2018 #Football

Speed

6/8/2018:  IBM builds world’s fastest computer.

#IBM #Supercomputers #Funabridged #Pun

Solo

5/28/2018:  Star Wars Solo opens low at the box office.

#StarWars #StarWarsSolo #Funabridged #Pun

Fitness

5/24/2018:  Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi accepts fitness challenge.

#fitnesschallenge #Funabridged #Pun #Humor #Fitness

H&M

5/19/2018:  Harry weds Meghan.

#HM #RoyalWedding #RoyalWedding2018 #HarryAndMeghan #Funabridged

YorL

5/16/2018:  What do you hear, Yannyor Laurel?

#Yanny #Laurel #Funabridged #YannyOrLaurel #LaurelOrYanny #YannyVsLaurel #LaurelVsYanny

T-Shirt

5/15/2018:  GAP apologizes for incorrect map of China printed on T-Shirts.

#GAP #China #Taiwan #Funabridged #Tshirts

Cash

5/12/2018:  Walmart buys online retailer Flipkart.

#Walmart #Flipkart #FlipkartAcquisition #Funabridged #WalmartFlipkartDeal #WalmartFlipkart