O pelease!

GM in talks to sell Opel brand in Europe to Fiat who earlier entered a deal with Chrysler.

ATT = Arkansas Texting Tutorials

AT&T acknowledges handing out cell phones and conducting tutorials to Kris Allen fans in Arkansas on power texting options for the controversial American Idol vote.

7 and 7 is 7

:)

O beautiful for heroes proved in liberating strife. Who more than self their country loved and mercy more than life!

Memorial Day 2009.

The Facebook behind the veil

In preparation for upcoming elections Iran blocks access to Facebook.

PeloCIA

Nancy Pelosi accuses the CIA of lying during briefings.

Overheard credit card executives today in the elevator. Said one to the other “The section is in fine print, because that’s where the fines are printed. For crying out loud isn’t it a CONtract!”

President Obama releases plan to overhaul Credit Card operations.

Liddyup!

Liddy to step down as interim CEO of AIG.

Simon says…

General anticipation and prediction of Idol judges that Adam Lambert will be the next American Idol.

Slambert!

Kris Allen defeats Adam Lambert and becomes the next American Idol.

If it is intended to hit a target, why do we call it a miss-ile?

North Korea tests another missile.

Join the Miles High Club!

New MPG standards suggested by President Obama, will you join the band wagon?

Easter eggs in May? It's WolframAlpha at play.

It’s not a search engine but a Computational Knowledge Engine??? With a lot of hidden features ….. Easter Eggs!!!

Biden’s BunkErr!

VP Joe Biden reveals location of secret Vice Presidential bunker.

The only choices I value are those in lIFe.

President Obama speaks at the University of Notre Dame raising concerns about him being pro-choice. Personally the only choice I value are those in life not ABOUT life.

Indian Idol - Our man Mohan sings!

Election results coming in. Manmohan Singh could win another term leading India.

dealershiPirate.

Dealerships are irate about the uncertainty of their future with Chrysler and GM planning massive shutdowns.

Los Angeles & Des Moines it will paint every town, You've cyan red it thanks tan brown!

Angels & Demons: Much anticipated movie based on Dan Brown novel debuts.

craigslust.org

Scandal around adult and sex services being advertised on craigslist.org makes headlines. Craigslist announces a revamp of their categories.

Saturn does a Pluto.

GM announces the Saturn brand will be discontinued.

For Closure!

It’s high time we get the foreclosure mess behind us.

DOW in dust. Real?

The Dow plunges. Again!

Wanda Yikes!

Wanda Sykes makes a killing at the White House Correspondents’ dinner with her shocking speech taking jabs at Rush Limbaugh and Sarah Palin.

Unemployment is up, the market is down and in the news today Miss California keeps her crown!?

In the midst of the global financial crisis we still have time to worry about Miss California keeping her crown.

Hubble Trubble!

NASA prepares Atlantis for space trip to repair the Hubble telescope.

Standard & Very Poors

S&P drops and the general gloom continues to hover over the economy and life in general.

WOW

Mother’s Day 2009. When the world seems upside down, who turns it into a WOW? MOM ofcourse…turned over reads WOW!

'M always there for you....ever wonder why in most languages the word mother begins with "M"!......dads on the other hand are literally all over the place ;)

Eve of Mother’s Day 2009.

WinFree Coupons!

Oprah Winfrey announces coupons for free KFC Chicken, both her website and KFC restaurants are clogged causing chaos followed by apologies.

What odd piece of bedroom furniture brought senator John Edwards' home crumblin' down? ... One nightstand!

Elizabeth Edwards, wife of Presidential candidate John Edwards talks about amongst other things his affair.

Resistance is futile...

Go for it! The new Star Trek movie.

...to boldly go where they have already gone before.

New Star Trek movie takes us back to the beginning.

Would you call a virus on the Kindle a bookworm or just a newsance?

Amazon releases new version of its Kindle book and newspaper reader.

ManHe's Dodgy!

Manny Ramirez of the Los Angeles Dodgers is suspended after testing positive for performance enhancing drugs.

"Beam me BACK Scotty!"

Coming Soon! Star Trek Prequel.

Pakistaliban.

Taliban issues escalate in Pakistan. Many question if they are one and the same?

Ken ya?

Women in Kenya withhold sex in bid to end the political feud....Can you? ;)

Apple loses Jobs; Microsoft cuts jobs...Hhhmmmm!

Steve Jobs return delayed at the same time Microsoft cuts more Jobs.

Sicko de Mayo!

The Swine Flu pandemic constrains Cinco de Mayo celebrations in Mexico.

Do you prefer berries over apples?

Blackberry sales beat the iPhone.

cHECK the box.

President Obama targets offshore tax havens in an effort to reverse the Clinton era “check the box” policy.

B-ofA+, C-, UB+S, HSB-C+, RB-S....

Government to release financial institutions’ health check score card. How will your bank fare?

"I'm the best there is at what I do, but what I do isn't very nice..."

X-Men Wolverine does well at the box office on its opening weekend inspite of high quality illegal downloads available 30 days prior to official release.

The Vice President's healthy diet = Avoid Blimpies and Subway!

Vice President Joe Biden in context of the Swine Flu advices people to avoid flights and subways !!!! The White House then issues a correction.

The Hunt begins......my preciousss!

Lord Of The Rings fan movie The Hunt For Gollum releases over the web. Free streaming amidst controversy over copyrights.

MAY ONE worker's day be another's work day one.

May 1st: Workers’ Day. Hoping that the employment numbers improve.

MUMbai.

Bombayites prefer to remain quiet. Very low voter turnout in elections.

In August we could be in 7th heaven!!!...go ahead, grab a Windows seat!

Rumors that Microsoft will release feature rich new version of Windows: Windows 7 in August.

May 1st Prank ?!!!...........Starting today you won't be arrested if you poke, follow or invade the President's space.

The White House enters Social Networking with pages on Facebook, Twitter and MySpace.

Want to feel young instantly? Look up 090423.

Oldest object yet in the universe discovered GRB 090423. 13 Billion years old!

Chrysis!

Chrysler seems to have hit road blocks to meet April 30th deadline to avoid filing for bankruptcy protection.

CAIROpracticALI pains pigs!

Egypt decides to slaughter pigs in fear of the Swine Flu.

From Aspen to the Pacific(a), across Town & Country, we PT Cruiser whose parent came under Crossfire and saviors from across the Se bring hope on this April 30 0nine.

Iconic Chrysler files for bankruptcy protection. Here’s the model lineup Aspen, Pacifica, Town & Country, PT Cruiser, Crossfire, Sebring and 300.

Pirates off the aribbean C

Somali pirates continue to be active in the Indian Ocean….Off the Arabian Sea!

Can Lewis

Shareholders vote to “Can” Ken Lewis as Chairman of Bank of America.

BuyPartisanship!

The bipartisanship agenda of President Obama does not seem to be working as planned as he completes 100 days in office.

Phot…ohh!

Low flying plane over Manhattan generates panic and even a dip in the stock market. Oh! It was just a photo shoot!

Whyrus?

Too many questions about the H1N1 (Swine Flu) Virus outbreak emerge.

Famous Pontiac models: Sunbird, Firebird and now the Dodo!

General Motors pulls the plug on the Pontiac brand.

Note to myself: Recheck what the letter 'F' in NAFTA stands for?!

Looks like the Flu virus is being traded freely from Mexico to the US and Canada.

The difference between wit and twit is a character!

How does one get witty without getting “twitty”?

I'll be worried when pigs fly......or is it, when pigs flu?

Swine flu creates fear.

Redoubt my fire…. 110

Redoubt volcano in Alaska gets active….on Twitter!

An app a day makes the iPhone play.

Apple reaches 1 billionth app download!

cREDit.

Credit Card crisis expected to be up next.

Blue Earth. Earth Blue.

Earth Day: Our planet is in peril. What are you doing to address the blues?

What's worse than finding a Worm in an Apple? ...

Virus in the works that could attack MACs?

Anoop They Sigh a Lil this Round.

Anoop Desai and Lil Rounds get eliminated in the first dual-eliminations on American Idol this season.

Ya Who?

Yahoo announces further layoffs due to worsening forecasts. Do they have a future?

Queen of Hearts; King of Clubs; Ace of Spades!

Archeologists think they are close to locating the tombs of Cleopatra and Marc Antony at Taposiris near Alexandria.

Archeological Nilestone?

Will archeologists locate the tombs of Cleopatra and Marc Antony at Taposiris near Alexandria.

KrisTEN Dalton

Kristen Dalton Miss North Carolina wins Miss USA 2009 pagent.

It all Boyles down to Talent.

47 year old Susan Boyle wows world with singing talent.

Yankee StadiYummm!

Spanking new stadium opens with state of the art facilities.

¿ 401 Qué ?

What’s happened to our 401K accounts? Do they exist?

YES WE CANcun.

Obama leaves for Mexico! Will trip deliver results?

Whatadog!

Obama family gets the Portugese Waterdog as a pet. The nation watches!!...Why?

Tax Day - Is your W2 as scary as good ole W?

Tax Day 2009. Taxes and GWBush.

Tax Day - eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeFile!

Tax Day 2009. Hurting financially people prefer to eFile.

ReBait?

Tax Day 2009. What is the real intent of the Tax rebates?

Raj Ramachandran wonders if LoJack could address Hijack?

How do you think can we deal with the piracy off Somalia?

Coming Soon! Earnings and Learnings, Banks and Bankruptcy

Markets brace for bank earnings and GM bankruptcy.

Uovoægeimunaoeufαβγόyumurtaअंडाvajecegghuevoяйцоovo! ..How many did you find?

The word "Egg" in 13 languages. Happy Easter 2009.

Why did the chicken cross the road?...To hide an egg. Happy Hunting

Easter 2009

Chrysler gives up beer for wine. Are they going from Wurst to Bella?

Chrysler is keen on merger with Italian car maker, Fiat. Have they learnt any lessons from their marriage to German car maker, Daimler?

Call FloRida

Rapper Flo Rida shares his mobile number with fans and responds to calls and text messages. Go ahead call him.

Teach the girls cycling while they monitor my recycling.

My 6 year olds show interest in cycling and recycling.

Can we 86 the 83?

Obama requests for another $83 Billion for the wars. I believe we should 86 the request.

I RAQued up a few extra miles on my international trip - O.

Obama makes an unplanned stop in Baghdad on his first international trip.

Reaching out to the MuSLIM world; Obama "Talks Turkey"

Obama talks frankly in a message to the Muslim world in Turkey.

DOWch!!!

DOW falls.

18

:)

Spare A-Rod spoil A-Child.

My thoughts on the Alex Rodriguez (A-Rod) drug scandal.

N. Korea launching "communication" satellite………Communication with whom???

North Korea plans to launch satellite that it claims to be a communication satellite and refuses to talk.

Can G20 brace a 20G economic tailspin?

G20 meet in Europe to address economy

CITI way out in left FIELD?

Citi Field stadium opens in New York with Citigroup paying $20M a year for naming rights in the midst of a financial crisis.

Classic or Touch?

US President gifts British Queen with an iPod. Which one did he pick?

Dow Wow!

DOW hits 8000

Bernie B Madoff : Has confirmed you as a friend on Facebook

April 1st Prank

Seriously. Have we all been APR-ill fooled?

Credit Crunch. APRs affecting individuals.