Billions: I alreay have the bills and am working on the ions!

03/31/2012 Someone in the U.S. won a lottery worth more than half a billion dollars!

How many humans does it take to screw in a light bulb? The bigger question: Why would you want to screw, in a lightbulb!

03/30/2012: Earth hour coming tomorrow. What will you be doing, when the lights turn off?

Are ya?

Castro's heart is in Fidel.

3/29/2012: The Pope meets Fidel Castro.

Facebook users love pokes. Pinterest users love pricks.

I personally would be petrified to fly with an airline that calls itself "Jet Blue!"

3/28/2012: Jet Blue pilot/captain panicks during flight to Las Vegas.

You can count on me!

Can you have a square meal in a round plate?

Mind your language.

The difference between friend and fiend is a character.

3/27/2012: Employers want your Facebook password.

I'm hoping my BMW gets recalled. I can't afford the gas anymore.

3/26/2012: BMW recalls 1.3 million cars.

Somebody's watching me!

Beauty is skin deep....

Bakers knead dough!

Dick Cheney finally, finally has a heart!!

3/25/2012: Former U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney receives a heart transplant.

Mirror, mirror on the wall!

The church is moderninzing. The pope is going to Hav' Ana!

3/24/2012: Pope to visit Cuba...

Ha Ha Highway!

TGIF

To tell you the truth, I just can't stop myself from going on lyin'

3/23/2012: National Unplug Day starts at dusk today (U.S.)

Orthopedic doctors are orthodox!

What Vacation?

The world celebrates Water Day today. I celebrate "Whata day!" everyday.

3/22/2012: World Water Day!

The problem with wooden homes is that, while some things get nailed, mot others are screwed up!

Google spends billions in research, so that we don't have to re-search!

At the moment, real estate is all about lowcation, lowcation, lowcation!

Diamonds are for eve....That explain it all!

Bankers are loansome.

Life Lesson 29: The difference between wit and twit is a character.

Pick up the new iPad because it is hot! Drop it because it is too hot!

3/21/2012: Apple denies claims that the new iPad is overheating!

Comedy!

Tonight is the first night of spring... or foam... or Tempur-pedic!

3/21/2012: The northern hemisphere celebrates the first day of spring.

Stocks are going solo...

3/20/2012: Global stocks slowing down after a strong rally.

Who's advising you, an Economist or an Economissed?

When do you recall a product performing flawlessly and beyond all expectations? When the product is Apple stock!

3/19/2012: In addition to a quarterly dividend, Apple will buy back Stock with it's 100 billion dollar cash reserves.

What is the most popular product Apple created

3/19/2012: Apple to announce plans on how it will "touch" its almost 100 billion dollar cash reserve!

Leadership Lesson 14: All work and no pay makes Jack a dull boy!

Opposite of big bull is a small bullette!

3/18/2012: Stocks entering a bull market, or is it just another bullette?

Fuhgeddaboudit!

Fat-free milk is a cereal killer!

Leadership Lesson 13: Meetings are not MeThings!

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

3/17/2012: Happy St. Patrick's Day!

What is your SPG rating?

Today funabridged is 3!

Life Lesson 28: Meaning in life.

Perspective: It's a new day......It's an ew day......It's a newd ay!

3/16/2012: The new iPad: For some it's WTF, for others it's just F!

Whirld!

Bring your own!

Today, what "is an iPad 2", tomorrow, will become "was an iPad too".....

3/15/2012: The new iPad in stores tomorrow.

Today everyone around me was irrational. Actually they were all celebrating pi day.

3/14/2012   3.14 Pi Day!!!