January 31, 2012
What would have been an absolute fashion no no for Amazon women? A double-breasted jacket !!!
Amazon shares drop 10%.
January 30, 2012
With hospitals attached to factories, in China, women go directly from labor to labor!!!
Apple says an iPad can be manufactured efficiently in China, due to the flexibility of its labor force.
Why do world economic leaders meet every year, in Davos, Switzerland? To check up on their bank balances!
World Economic Forum winds up in Davos, Switzerland.
Be careful what you wish for, Google may use it against you!
Google to leverage everything it knows about you, that you yourself probably did not!!!
January 29, 2012
What do you mean "...pay for Facebook?" I'm already paying in more ways than one, for using Facebook!
Facebook to rake in cash!
January 27, 2012
What would hurt more: A steroid or Asteroid?
Asteroid 2012 BX34 to pass within 36K miles of earth today...
Note to self: Visit Starbucks often - They now have Tall Blondes!
Starbucks introduces "Blondes" their first light roast......
January 26, 2012
January 25, 2012
Given the success of Apple, my local grocery store has decided to call the fruit section "App Store!"
Apple impresses the street!
January 24, 2012
What is the latest fashion accessory at Apple? A RIMless spectacle!
Apple's quarterly earnings blows past Wall Street estimates!
January 23, 2012
Some politicians don't debate they just Aargh You!!!
U.S. Republican Presidental debates underway...
Our moon is the best exercise ball...You will lose weight as soon as you get on it! Guaranteed!!!
U.S. and Russia evaluating setting up colonies on the moon.
January 22, 2012
What is the similarity between a dragon and Donald Trump? "You're fired!"
Welcome, Year of the dragon!
January 21, 2012
What a difference a letter makes: Headlines have moved from Iranian nuke to Iranian nude!
Iranian actress in headlines for posing nude!
January 20, 2012
January 19, 2012
January 18, 2012
When it comes back from its 24 hour sleep, it will be called Wakeipedia!
Wikipedia shuts off for 24 hours!
January 17, 2012
January 16, 2012
Hackers aren't looking for fancy restaurants. They'd rather enjoy a hole in the wall kinda place!!!
Hackers break into the online retailer Zappos, the Tel Aviv Stock Exchange and El Al airlines...
January 15, 2012
A U.S. chain store is recalling tissue boxes that may be radioactive. They are concerned people may use them to blow their noses!
Bed Bath & Beyond is recalling radioactive tissue boxes.
What were they serving on the Italian cruise ship? Frutti di mare....very fresh!
The italian cruise ship Costa Concordia runs aground and tips over!
January 14, 2012
Some of the countries S&P downgraded: F rance, I taly, S pain, C yprus, A ustria, portuga L, can you decode the hidden message?
Fiscal responsibility seems to be missing!
European bonds not doing well at box office....hmmm....what are we talking about?
9 Eurozone countries downgraded....
January 13, 2012
S&P takes Standard countries and makes them very Poor!
Rumor that Standard and Poors will downgrade several Eurozone countries hits hard on Wall Street...
January 12, 2012
January 11, 2012
What did the Gestapo have for breakfast? Freshly squeezed Jews!
U.S. FDA to ban imports of orange juice contaminated with fungicides.
January 10, 2012
Hostess Brands Inc. makes a lot of bread but very little dough!!!
Hostess Brands Inc., maker of Wonder Bread prepares to file for bankruptcy protection!
January 9, 2012
January 8, 2012
Occupant: Someone who rides the subway without pants today!
The world celebrates No Pants Subway Ride 2012
Underpants: The only pants you are allowed to wear when you ride the underground today!
Cities around the world mark no pants subway ride today. Adelaide,
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The US economy creates 200k jobs in the US and 2 million jobs in China!
US reports creation of 200000 jobs.
January 6, 2012
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January 4, 2012
New Year Resolution: No negatives in my life......hmmm....that could explain why Kodak may be driven to bankruptcy!
Kodak shares topple with possible bankruptcy filing.
January 3, 2012
Why did the Taliban open an office? Someone told them that going corporate was the fastest way to get a "ticker" on Wall Street!...tick....tick....tick
Taliban to open a political office in Qatar.
French President Nicolas Sarkozy picks Salma Hayek for a night......oops....a knight!!!
French President Nicolas Sarkozy grants Salma Hayek a "Chevalier" or a Knight honor.
January 2, 2012
January 1, 2012
What happened when Lady Gaga kissed the mayor of New York? His ball dropped!!!
Lady Gaga hosts the NYC ball drop with Mayor Bloomberg!
Apple's head designer Jonathan Ive went from Siri to iSir !
Queen of England knighted Jonathan Ive. He's now Sir Jonathan Ive.