November 30, 2011
How do you know an airline is dead? When it moves from flys everywhere to flies everywhere!!!
American airlines files for bankruptcy protection.
November 29, 2011
November 28, 2011
Cyber Monday: I wish I could get 75% off the day itself!!!
U.S. gears up for online technology deals!
November 27, 2011
November 26, 2011
Why did the NATO attack Pakistan? Because they wouldn't attack themselves!
NATO attacks Pakistani soldiers near the Afghan border!
Where could you find the best discounts on Black Friday? Wall Street !
Stocks have worst Thanksgiving week ever!
November 25, 2011
What colors do retailers fear most on Black Friday? Red
U.S. retailers expect a shopping frenzy on Black Friday.
November 24, 2011
November 23, 2011
Which letter of the alphabet brings people of the world together?
'R', It changes fiends into fRiends!!!
Facebook determines there are only 4.74 degrees of separation!
Facebook determines there are only 4.74 degrees of separation!
November 22, 2011
How do you downgrade France? You make them speak English!
Ratings agencies may downgrade France's credit rating!
November 21, 2011
What do you call debt without a ceiling or roof? Convertible Debt !!!
Netflix to sell convertible debt to raise capital !!!
What is a nanosecond? A low quality iPod nano !!!
Neutrinos faster than light show up in another experiment!
November 20, 2011
Did you know vampires come in 3 models? 16 Giga Bites, 32 Giga Bites and 64 Giga Bites!
Twilight - Breaking Dawn in theatres...
Why does a vampire grow smarter after drinking blood? Because he is well, red!
Twilight - Breaking Dawn in theatres...
What happens to vampires at dawn? They turn into bankers!
Twilight - Breaking Dawn in theatres.Blood sucking vampires are at it again!
What do you call a person who mistakenly tweets a compromising picture of his celebrity wife? TOPLESS!
Tori Spelling's husband mistakenly tweets her topless pictures to his followers!He really was topless....in the head that is!!!
November 19, 2011
The U.S. says it's very important that children get the right education to compete in a global market, education that teaches them that pizza is a vegetable!
U.S. congress wants to classify pizza as a vegetable and that pizza can substitute vegetables in school children menus!!!
November 18, 2011
Residents are complaining about the stench around the camps at Wall Street, I'm guessing it is the 99 perScent !!!
Hundreds arrested as Occupy Wall Street completes 2 months.
Why are people protesting on Wall Street? They want their shares !
Occupy Wall Street movement celebrates 2 months!
November 17, 2011
Benetton got it backwards. It is SSIK!!!
After protests from the Vatican, Benetton pulls advertisements showing political and religious leaders lip locked in a KISS.......SSIK, I'd say!
November 16, 2011
Pimp-les: People who blemished facebook with porn !!!
Facebook hit by a spam attack. Walls and newsfeeds filled with porn and other graphic images.
U.S. postal service moves from stamps to food stamps!
U.S. Postal service reports billions in losses!
November 15, 2011
Why is Siri so depressed? She said it was something to do with a "life of battery!"
iPhone battery issues persist...
What do some Brits call their Iron Lady? MaRegret Thatcher !!!
Iron Lady, a film about Margaret Thatcher coming to a theatre near you!
November 14, 2011
November 13, 2011
Italy's new prime minister has renamed his cabinet. It will now be called Monti Python's Flying Circus!
Mario Monti to be Italy's new prime minister.
Why will Cuba never face a financial crisis? Because Castro says so! Period!
Greece, Italy....who's next?
Why will France never face a financial crisis? Sacré bleu! Eet ees not fashionabull !!!
Greece, Italy....who's next?
November 12, 2011
Why will Switzerland never face a financial crisis? Because the world banks on them!
Greece, Italy....who's next?
Why will Egypt never face a financial crisis? Because it will come up with a pyramid scheme!
Greece, Italy....who's next?
November 11, 2011
Why will The Netherlands never face a financial crisis? Because they'll always find a way for the world to Go Dutch!
Greece, Italy....who's next?
Why will Iceland never face a financial crisis? Because their assets are already frozen!
Greece, Italy....who's next?
Why will Colombia never face a financial crisis? Because when the world is depressed, we all need some cocaina!
Greece, Italy....who's next?
Why will Australia never face a financial crisis? Because they are already down under!!!
Greece, Italy.....who's next?
November 10, 2011
REddie, StEddie, Gone.....! Eddie won't drive the osCar!
Eddie Murphy will not host the 2011 Oscars!
November 9, 2011
A transsexual woman was elected to the Polish parliment. She stands out from the rest of the politicians. Pole's apart!!!
Anna Grodzka, who was born a man and had a sex change was elected to the Polish parliment.
November 8, 2011
I'm going to be rich! I've finally figured out the stock market! When Lindsay Lohan goes to prison the market goes up, when she's out, it goes down!!!
Lindsay Lohan to pose for Playboy, between being in and out of prison!
Prime R.I.P. - Political death of a prime minister. Ciao Berlusconi!
Italy's prime minister Silvio Berlusconi slated to quit.
John Lennon's tooth sold for about $31,200 at a recent auction. I wonder if that made a dent to the economy!
John Lennon's molar sells for 19K pounds at a British auction.
Wall Street faces tough competition, New York opens its first casino in Queens!!!
NYC welcomes a casino!
What happened when an asteroid hit my local Starbucks? It is now called the Hard Rock Cafe!!!
Asteroid 2005 YU55 makes closest recorded aproach towards earth.
November 7, 2011
What killed the master showman? It was the Prop-of-all !
Dr. Murray found guilty in the murder of Michael Jackson.
November 6, 2011
Chinese mine......hmmmm.......I thought in communism nothing is mine!
Chinese miners rescue underway...
November 5, 2011
November 4, 2011
RomeIn Charge: Charges the European Union will have to bear, due to Italy's escapades!
Italy agrees to have the I.M.F. monitor its debt resolution progress.
November 3, 2011
What did a British court prove about Pakistani cricketers today? No balls !
Pakistani cricketers jailed for a fixing conspiracy and corruption. They procured the bowling of 3 no-balls for cash!!!
What does Greece have in common with a baker? Both knead dough?
Greece bailout plan still up in the air...
November 2, 2011
I believe politicians don't pay any taxes. They are all Duty Free !!!
G20: World Economic Leaders Meet in Cannes!
Global economic leaders are in a pissing contest, what else would you expect given they are meeting in the Cannes!
G20 summit in Cannes! Will we see anything other than arguments?
What stands behind a corrupt batsman? Wickeds!
Former Pakistan cricket captain, Asif Iqbal blamed with corruption!
