Hands Off!!!

Travelling the world this week!!!

How does a redneck celebrate Halloween? Pump Kin!!!

Happy Halloween!!!

Travelling the world this week!

Travelling the world this week!

Dear Qantas CEO: Mommy had said "feet firmly planted on the ground" not "fleet firmly planted on the ground!"

Qantas CEO orders global fleet to be grounded...

Old Quantas' saying: What happens in Sydney, stays in Sydney!

Quantas grounded globally!

...or something like that!

Quandos: Australia's grounded airline!

When will it take off?!!!

Moovie: A flim about cows!

Travelling the world this week!

What do they call Lady Gaga in India? Lady Sing Sing...

Lady Gaga performing in India.

Travelling the world this week!

Travelling the world this week !

Travelling the world this week !!!

What did the remote say to the television? Let's go surfing!

Apple rumored to manufacture a television.

Travelling the world this week!

What is she telling you?

No-Key-Aah!!! Phones without keypads...

Nokia announces two iPhone contenders running on Windows...

CO2

Disney to strengthen operations in Russia. The Russian capital will be renamed Mousecow!

Disney Channel to begin operations in Russia.

The company you keep!

Nothing personal.

Diva Lee: A Chinese opera singer !

Happy DivaLee!

Recycle Paper!

Ever wonder why male tourists flock to Bangcock the capital of Thighland?

Floods in Bangkok now cover the airport as well...

Beauty IS skin deep!

Brussels sprouts: Debt crisis management ideas coming out of the European heads of state summit in Brussels!!

Global stocks volatile.....the taste of "Brussels sprouts" is not going well with investors...

Heavy partying, Heavy spending, Heavy music, Heavy Jewelry, Heavy Gambling, Heavy drinking, Heavy food.....India celebrates the festival of Lights!

Keep It Light!

Wikileaks moving from wire tapping to tapping wires !

Wikileaks stops whistleblowing to raise funds.....or as they call it, tapping into wire transfers !!!

Role models!

Either you have it, or you don't!

Jerry YANG the founder of Yahoo! is pleased that the search engine formed by the merger of Yahoo! and Bing will be called YING

Microsoft in talks with Yahoo! again.....

iPod celebrates its 10th birthday!

Libya was reborn from a shot to its head !

Gadhafi was killed from a shot to his head.

Waste not, Want not !

If only....

What's Germany's plan B to address the Greek debt crisis? A defunct satellite aimed at Athens!!!

German satellite down!

What do you call fragments of a German satellite falling to earth? A Heil Storm !!!

German ROSAT research satellite expected to fall to earth Sunday morning.

Dust off and move on!

To err is human....

Enjoy your day job!

Learn! It does pay off !!!

Oxymoron: Fast Food

McDonalds continues to do well, even in the tough economic situation.

What killed Michael Jackson? Poison I.V.

Oxymoron: Parking Lot

Elected to lead!

What's the buzz all about?

In India Beta Release means: Giving birth to a son !!!

MC Hammer launching a search engine.....at the moment it is in pre-beta!!!

Is war right?

I need your advice...

Old Apple Saying: Yearnings better than Earnings !!!

Apple falls short of earnings estimates...

Your Limit Is You !!!

To compensate for their service outage, RIM is giving its customers a free copy of the game "Angry Nerds!!!"

RIM offers customers free apps to compensate for their service outage.

It's painful....!!!

Goldman Sucks!

Goldman Sachs reports 3rd quarter losses!

I've learnt my Lesson !!!

Do you defur?

SSSSSSPICE: "ssssss" at one end and ice at the other !!!

DEutscher BundesTag !!!

Can the German parliment solve the European DEBT crisis?

Can't be right!!!

Shopping: Don't sweat the small stuff !!!

Occupy Wall Street: It's all about the All !!!

Be Happy!

'APPiness: There's probably an app for it!

California celebrates Steve Jobs Day.

Do you super size?

Deal With It !

Eurozone problems are not Euro's own problems!

All eyes on the Euro and the issues within the Eurozone...

Bacon and Legs !!!

Footloose now playing in a theatre near you.

Yes You Can!!!

Don't make business your pleasure!

How do you stand?

Siri. The Master's final gift: A Servant !!!

iPhone 4S out today...

Network! It's good for your health...

main( ) { printf("goodbye, world\n"); }

Dennis Ritchie, creator of C programming language dies...

Farmville: The root of all eVille !!!

Stop farming my wall !!!

What goes well with blackberry jam? Toast !!!

Blackberry outages causes outrage!
Is the company Toast?

The lie within a truth...

Underwear bomber pleads guilty. His statement was brief!

Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab pleads guilty to 2009 attempted bombing of a U.S. flight.

Now you C me.

10/13/2016: Dennis Ritchie, co-creator of C language dead.

#DennisRitchie #CProgramming

XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL

RIMember when.....

Blackberry is passé?

B Right not Wrong!!!

The Blackberry Outage or The "Blackberry Out" Age?

Across 4 continents, Blackberry users are without service!
It is the Blackberry Out Age !!!

Turn Around!!!

Pay Attention!!!

It's hard to enjoy a ghazal without a guzzle!

Ghazal lovers mourn the death of Jagjit Singh.

Delhi Belly was not just a movie. It was a motion picture.....a loose motion picture!!!

Mission Impossible 4 to release in India before it does in the U.S.

...and please don't waste it too!!!