What is the capital of Greece? Hey the last time I checked, Greece had no capital.

Germany to help Greece get out of its financial woes!

Books are getting shelved!

Amazon introduces the new Kindle Fire.....digital media continues to trump print media....

He-brew: Ancient code word for beer!!!

Google brings the Dead Sea Scrolls online...

October 4th it is. The world will be having its i on the Phone!

iPhone 5 out October 4?

What did Google do on its 13th birthday? Got rid of the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button!

Google is 13

What greeting card do you give someone who lost their job? Get Well-fare Soon!!!

Hallmark releases sympathy cards for people losing jobs!

Question The Obvious!!!

Warp the truth?

Scients at CERN state they have discovered a subatomic particle that travels faster than light.
Though Star Trek fans maybe excited, some others are doubting the truth!!!!

Home A Loan: Movie about people owing more than their homes are worth!

The U.S. Fed lowers long term interest rates, but will that improve the housing market?

Famous Last Words: "I wouldn't recognize a satellite if it were to hit me on the head!"

NASA satellite comes crashing down...

Holy Scrap! The satellite fell in my backyard!

Debris from defunct NASA satellite falls to earth.

Facebook Time Lyin': New feature introduced by Facebook that captures the time you spend lyin' around glued to FB!

Coming soon to a life near you....Facebook Timeline.

HP says "Buy Now" to CEO Leo Apotheker!

HP fires second CEO in 2 years and brings in Meg Whitman. (ebay)

What's on my mind? Maybe I should log in to Facebook to find out!

Facebook is now my face...

Tons of Facebook users are complaining about the new feature called "Top Story." Apparently most of them are bald!!!

Facebook rolls out new features to its News Feed. Some are already complaining...

Think twice before you call 6.5 tons of metal, hurtling towards earth a Satelight!

Between late September and early October a defunct NASA satellite will plunge to earth.

Will I always find money, when I search for it in my new Google Wallet?

Google launches Google Wallet....Finding money will never be a problem again!

Monetary Union: The process of marrying for money ... for example Greece and Germany !

The Euro under threat!

You can't enjoy Lion King 3D without a couple of glasses! Hic!

In theaters now: Lion King 3D.....even more depth than the original.

Scarcity of tomatoes has forced the organizers of La Tomatina festival in Bangalore, India to hurl cans of tomatoes at each other! Ouch!

Bangalore decides to fight world hunger by throwing tomatoes!

How do women return defective birth control pills? They throw up!

An Alabama pharmaceutical company is recalling birth control pills.

Technogeek: Someone who gets turned on by Tablets!

Tablet computers rule.....Microsoft 8 debuts!

A planet with two suns may sustain life, but surely no nightlife!!!

Astronomers confirm evidence that planets with two suns exist.

Rogue Trader????? Aren't all traders rogues?

A $2 billion rogue trading reported at UBS - Swiss Bank

Why does Miss Universe always come from Earth?

Leila Lopes, first Angolan woman to win Miss Universe pagent.

Greek ruins will become one of the wonders of the modern world!

Greece's financial woes seems to be bringing down more of Europe!

How safe is it booking a flight on a site called "Search Engine"? Wonder if it will take off!!!

Google launches Google Flight...

Bank: A place you go, to C ash!!!

Bank of America to layoff 30,000 employees.

U.S. still Open......beat that!!!!

9/11 10th Anniversary.
U.S. Open underway....

If Yahoo! has such a great search engine, why haven't they found a CEO yet?

The search is on to replace ousted Yahoo! CEO...

A roving i could change marital art into martial art!

Mark Anthony and Jennifer Lopez collaborate on fashion line after their marital split!

What happens if Porsche gets bought over by Volkswagen? A car-nivore becomes a herbie-vore!!! Bleah!

Volkswagen buyout of Porsche may fall through!
Herbie goes bananas!

Once upon a long time ago, people wrote letters. 2day ppl wrt in lttrs!!!

Is the U.S. postal service going to shut down?

When is going to the Academy Awards very much like going to prison? When a Beverly Hills Cop greets you in!!!

Eddie Murphy to host 2011 Oscars

Dear Microsoft: Honda is recalling Fit because of problem with Windows. You should recall Windows because of problem with fit!

Honda to recall 1 million Fit and other cars due to problems with power windows and computers.

"I want it all....and I want it now" - Queen Of England !!!

Rock Band, Queen's Freddie Mercury's birthday! 

A highway is not a "High"way without a few "Pot"holes?!!!

Dear Apple: You developed "Find My iPhone" to allow people locate their iPhones, so why do you keep losing a spanking new iPhone every year?

Police now helping Apple locate the lost iPhone prototype!

What do you call someone who shares his PIN with everybody? A Prick!!!

Why are men fleeing in hordes from Facebook to Google+? Because Oprah is coming live to FB!!!

Oprah Winfrey to chat live on Facebook!

Physics defines "Power = Amount of work performed during a period of time", in real life however, you can work...and work...and work.....

Zero jobs created in the U.S. in the month of August...

Why did I go bar hopping? To gesh my hansh on the nesh iPhone....hic!

Upcoming iPhone prototype lost again at a bar!