May 31, 2011
May 30, 2011
Germany will be nuclear power free by 2022. G. W. Bush adviced them to convert to "nucular power" instead!!!
You say nuclear, I say nucular !!!
May 29, 2011
USPS is facing a tough reality: The U.S. does not P.S. anymore!
United States Postal Service at the brink of extinction, no one's writing anymore...
What's the difference between Pampalona and Barcelona? At Pampalona they have the balls to run the bulls, at Barcelona they have the bulls to run the balls!!!
Barça: Winners of the 2011 UEFA Champions League football, defeating Manchester United...
May 28, 2011
What is the most popular dance in Israel? The Gaza Strip Tease !!!
President Obama calls for Israeli-Palestinian negotiations based on pre-1967 boundaries !
May 27, 2011
May 26, 2011
How do you avoid a hangover? Don't stop drinking !!!
Hangover II out in theatres, I'm still hungover from Hangover I !!!
May 25, 2011
Abhishek Bachchan was overheard saying, "The world stops when my wife gets angry, she just erupts!, sometimes we call her Volcanic Ash!"
Volcanic ash from Iceland's Grimsvotn volcano grounding flights in Europe now...
May 24, 2011
After she successfully brought down the behemoth, Lady Gaga was officially proclaimed the Amazon Woman!
99c download offer for Lady Gaga's album "Born This Way" brings Amazon servers/network to its knees. Let the music wars begin...
May 23, 2011
How do you increase traffic to your website, facebook or twitter page? You friend many, many, many cars!!!
Toyota and Salesforce.com partner to develop social networking platform for drivers and their cars...
Global investors do not understand the European financial crisis. It is all Greek to them!
U.S. stocks tumble on concern around Europe, fueled by rating drops for Greece and Italy...
May 22, 2011
Print media should have seen the writing on the wall. After eBooks comes fBooks!!!
Amazon sells more eBooks than paper.
Paper bookes are officially f*
Paper bookes are officially f*
May 21, 2011
Doomsday? What happens At World's End? You get On Stranger Tides !!!
Pirates of the Caribbean 4 in theatres now......for those who are left behind, that is...
May 20, 2011
What do you do on judgement day? You ♥ court ♥ !!! Happy Courting !!!
Some believe the world ends on May 21, 2011....Enjoy!!!
May 19, 2011
Strauss-Kahn resigns IMF looking to get head ! (Please punctuate to taste)
IMF Head Strauss-Kahn resigns. IMF looking for a new head.
May 18, 2011
Governor: Someone who sleeps with the governess!
Arnold Schwarzenegger former Governor of California outs a 10 year old love child from housekeeper...
May 17, 2011
Donald Trump backs out of president...............ial race!
Trump leaves of 2012 U.S. presidential race.
In this friendly place called life, her popularity ratings will spike. WTF! thought a man and his wife, let's just name our little daughter Like!!!
Israeli couple names their daughter "Like" after the Facebook button...
May 16, 2011
IMF: International Monetary Fun......duh!
Dominique Strauss-Kahn head of the International Monetary Fund charged with attempted rape after he apparently chased a housekeeping employee in New York.
Yes, Oui, Cannes!
2011 Cannes Film Festival underway.
Aspiring contestants flaunt the Yes We Can attitude...
Aspiring contestants flaunt the Yes We Can attitude...
May 14, 2011
GagaVille: Proves there's nothing Gaga won't !!!
Lady Gaga and FarmVille join hooves to bring online game GagaVille...
Pakistan condemns U.S. actions. If the U.S. had not raided, OBL would not have been found and Pakistan's innocence would have been proven.
Pakistani parliment orders international investigation...
May 13, 2011
What do you mean Google's music service is new? I....ahem...my "friends" have been using Google to download music for years!!!
Google releases Google Music Beta, cloud based music service...
May 12, 2011
The person Pakistan assigned to locate bin Laden was Haider Miah. With a name like Haider he could never be a Finder !!!
Pakistan still claims they could not have found him!
May 11, 2011
Why does princess Beatrice wear such atrocious hats? To avoid comments about her atrocious looks!!!
Princess Beatrice to auction her hat on eBay!
May 10, 2011
May 9, 2011
Why were Pakistani officials not paying attention? Hey! They don't pay, they just get paid!!!
Pakistani loyalties in question...
May 8, 2011
May 7, 2011
Why did Mark Zuckerberg take so long to find a home? He was looking for a property with many walls but absolutely no privacy!!
Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of Facebook buys his first home....
May 6, 2011
The toilet paper was blamed, though some felt it was asphalt !!!
University sues toilet paper manufacturers. Say their product is dangerous!!!
May 5, 2011
What is Pakistan's intelligence agency called? Actually they are not called! People prefer to do the work themselves...
Pakistan sour that they were not informed about OBL capture plans...
May 4, 2011
The Pakistani Intelligence Agency was looking for intelligence......literally....and they are quite pissed the U.S. didn't share any!
Pakistan's involvement with OBL under question...
May 3, 2011
Some say, fire has been the spark that ignited human evolution. 2 million years ago we ate grass, today we smoke it !!!
Recent study shows that early humans "the Nutcracker Man" ate grass like cows.....
May 2, 2011
May 1, 2011
Apple has confirmed, it is only tracking movements of Black iPhones. Movements of White iPhones, and they repeat, White iPhones will not be tracked!
Apple in muddle over privacy concerns around tracking iPhone locations...
If France can ban the veil, U.K. should surely consider banning hats!
The royal wedding seemed like the mad hatter's tea party!