April 30, 2011
Did you know? In royal parlance, a fart is called "Heir To The Throne!!!""
The royal wedding is done....phew!!! Lets get back to life already!!!
April 29, 2011
What does a smart girl get when she marries a king? She gets the kingdumb!
Prince William and Catherine Middleton mary...
April 28, 2011
What do you call a gaming console that steals your credit card information? Sony PayStation!!!
Credit Card data could have been compromised in the Sony Playstation Network breach.
April 27, 2011
I'm sending my car to rehab, it has a severe drinking problem!!!
Gas prices take the term "guzzlers" to a whole new level!
April 26, 2011
Last few days to check out Prince William's Facebook Relationship Status: It's CompliKated!
In a few days it will just be Kated!
April 25, 2011
What do you call a phone that watches every move you make? An EyePhone!
iPhone tracking feature, more than what you bargained for!
April 24, 2011
Stuck bumper to bumper on a highway, a sign on the truck in front of me reads, "Try Fig Jam!"
Gas prices skyrocket, but traffic does not seem to be affected!
April 23, 2011
Royal Wedding Vows: The Prince says, "I, Will, do." Kate says, "I do, Will"
Counting down to Prince William and Kate Middleton's royal wedding.
April 22, 2011
Commemorating Earth Day ☼ This tweet is powered by the sun.....my dad's son that is!
Happy Earth Day 2011
April 21, 2011
How does the Queen celebrate her birthday? She blows a royal candle!
Queen Elizabeth celebrates her 85th birthday.
Why couldn't the Queen eat her birthday cake? She had just got a new crown!
Queen Elizabeth celebrates her 85th birthday.
April 20, 2011
April 19, 2011
The Queen had waved, Prince Harry had sung, but when Camilla danced and smiled, I BARFED DUNG!
Royal Wedding Spoof goes viral.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kav0FEhtLug&feature=aso
Easter Egg!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter_egg_(media)
Can you crack it?
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Scramble the letters of the word funabridged and you'll get I BARFED DUNG!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kav0FEhtLug&feature=aso
Easter Egg!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter_egg_(media)
Can you crack it?
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Scramble the letters of the word funabridged and you'll get I BARFED DUNG!
April 18, 2011
Easter Egg: Net Taxes.
Given the Easter Week.
Easter Eggs: Hidden Messages/Jokes....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter_egg_(media)
Can You Crack It?
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SOLUTION: Read it backwards!!!
Easter Eggs: Hidden Messages/Jokes....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter_egg_(media)
Can You Crack It?
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SOLUTION: Read it backwards!!!
April 17, 2011
Why is Boeing placing all its bets on the new Dreamliner? It can be controlled only by sleeping air traffic controllers!!!
More air traffic contollers caught sleeping on the job in the U.S.!
April 16, 2011
April 15, 2011
April 14, 2011
What is the new dress code at Cisco Systems Inc.? Flip Flops!!!
Cisco pulls the plug on its Flip cameras...They Flopped!
April 13, 2011
Why can't anyone take Facebook to court? Because computers and cellphones are not allowed in there!
Mark Zuckerberg wins case agains the Winklevoss twins...
From an astronaut's perspective: If it is so cramped and small, why is it called a Space Ship?
US and Russia working on new and improved space ships.
April 12, 2011
If man were to go into space for the first time today, what would be the first words spoken? "Can you hear me now?"
Russian Yuri Gagarin became the first human to enter space today, 50 years back.
April 11, 2011
Unlike their French counterparts why are Italian women so eager and willing to put on a veil? To avoid the roving eyes of Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi!!!
The French law abolishing the veil in public places kicks in today.
April 10, 2011
What is the difference between the People's Republic of China and Disney? One is Mao's creation, the other created the Maos!
Disney World coming to China!!!
April 9, 2011
What is the longest distance between two points? An argument!
The US budget debate seems to be over....for now at least!
How do you measure solar energy? Kilo Warts!
General Electric to build America's biggest solar panel factory.
April 8, 2011
What do you do when a government shuts down? You boot it!
Could the US government shutdown if no agreement is reached on a spending plan for 2011?
April 7, 2011
Victoria's Secret prevents US Retail sales number from going bust. People are pulling money out of their IRAs and stuffing it into BRAs!
Victoria's Secret does 10 times better than expected.
April 6, 2011
What is this life if, full of care, We have no time to upload and share?
The world moves from paper to digital....
April 5, 2011
Ultimate Luxury: Driving a Mercedes is like being on a never ending cruise!
Mercedes recalls thousands of SUVs whose cruise control won't disengage when brakes are pressed...
What do you call a luxury car that won't stop when you want it to? Mercy-des Benz!
Mercedes recalls thousands of SUVs whose cruise control won't disengage when brakes are pressed...
April 4, 2011
Why is the Boeing 737 called a low-rise plane? Because it shows some crack!
More cracks being discovered on Southwest Boeing 737s...
What bait do you use to phish for electronic IDs? A Mail Worm!
Biggest email security breach uncovered at online marketing firm Epsilon...
April 3, 2011
Wind Ow Seat: A seat on Southwest Airlines' planes that has direct access to the overhead Wind and Ow...Ow...Ows!!!
Southwest Airlines grounds 70+ planes after mid-air creation of windows in the overhead fuselage!
April 2, 2011
After all the planning and rehersals, at the end of the day, Prince William and Kate Middleton's honeymoon will be, A Royal Screw Up!
The Prince claims to be a bit nervous!
Southwest Airlines offers half off all its flights!!! The top half that is.....
Southwest Airlines flight cracks top in air and makes emergency landing.