January 31, 2011
Why did the Egyptian government shut off the internet? Word is, they didn't want their people to go onLyin'....!
January 30, 2011
January 29, 2011
Reporter: "What is Egypt famous for?" President Mubarak: "Denial"
How did President Hosni Mubarak spite his cabinet? He pulled out its drawers!
Engineers at Toyota love their cars so much they keep recalling them.
January 28, 2011
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeBook - Your favorite horror fiction now goes digital!
January 27, 2011
January 26, 2011
Why have the Australian floods surged further? Fans sobbing over Rafael Nadal's loss!
Nadal loses in Australian quarterfinals...
January 25, 2011
How do they silence protesters in Egypt? They mum-ify them !
Thousands take to the streets in Egypt...
Why doesn't the Pope have any cardinals as friends on Facebook? The button said InWhite Friends!
The Pope appreciates social networking...
Why did Mickey Mouse hope he would not be nominated for an Oscar? That would make him a "No-minee Mouse" !!!
2011 Oscar nominations out!
January 24, 2011
Appletite: The desire to download apps from the apple store.
When do you know global food prices are really increasing? McDonald's replaces the toy in its Happy Meal with something pricier....6 grapes!!!
January 23, 2011
...in a whial Crocodial: Embedded mobile phones allow victims make emergency calls from within a crocodile !
January 22, 2011
The church said, Silvio Berlusconi should rediscover his spiritual roots. When faced with temptation again, he should lock himself in a room and play the organ.
January 21, 2011
January 20, 2011
Why did Hu Jintao really come to the US? To drive Eric Schmidt out of Google!!!
What should you expect to hear in most financial conversations with China? InnYuanDo !
US presses China for currency flexibility...
January 19, 2011
What is the Chinese President having at the State Dinner tonight ? Beef with Barackoli.
President Hu Jintao is not very happy discussing human rights violations with the US.
How would you know if a Chinese restaurant prohibits texting? There will be a "No MSG" sign outside!
January 18, 2011
What happens when an earthquake hits Pakistan? OBL and his entourage are forced to switch caves!
7.4 magnitude earthquake hits Pakistan...
How did President Obama prepare for the Chinese President's visit? He watched "How to train your dragon" over and over again!
Chinese President Hu Jintao visits President Obama.
January 17, 2011
Swiss chocolate comes from cows that are fed cocoa beans and Swiss cheese from cows that are not allowed to burp.
January 16, 2011
Iran is getting SIRIUS! They believe they could use satellites to increase their radioactivity!!!
January 15, 2011
When in Rome, do ass. The Romans do!
January 14, 2011
Hey! Martha Stewart was just doing what she does best......putting lipstick on a bulldog !
Stealth Bomber: MADE IN CHINA
China test flies the J20 Stealth Bomber, but there couldn't have been a better stealth bomber than the MADE IN CHINA brand...
January 13, 2011
Old farmhouse saying: Today the sun leaves the ram and enters the bull !
Why are AT&T iPhone users planning to switch to Verizon? Atleast they'll get paid for saying "Can you hear me now?"
16% of AT&T customers predicted to move to Verizon for the new iPhone.
January 12, 2011
What do they serve in Paris? French Whine!
January 11, 2011
What will Verizon customers do with their iPhones? Nothing! They are speechless...
The Big Apple comes to Verizon...
January 10, 2011
What did the angry poultry farmers in Germany say? Ein Ei für Ein Ei !
German Scandal: Contaminated eggs may not be contaminated after all...
Facebook: One place in the world where people just love talking to a brick wall!
January 9, 2011
Why was Sarah Palin petrified about the latest "Leak"? She was told it related to the Trans-Alaska, lyin'...!
I'm in a Trance now!
January 8, 2011
January 7, 2011
Gagarazzi: A paparazzi with a camera built into her sunglasses.
January 6, 2011
LowGo: A little picture that determines how Low your prices could Go before you start LOSING customers!!!
January 5, 2011
They serve coffee on a long haul UA flight??? The economy MUST be picking up!!!
January 4, 2011
Tourists to Rome will now be taxed, no wonder it's called the VAT I CAN...
Value Added Tax, Rome Wants moRe.......
Governor + Terminator = Governator; Governor + Terminated = Governated
Arnold Schwarzenegger governor term ends...