The difference between worship and warship is a character.

The site of a mosque and a temple once again creates unrest in India, while politicians have a field day.

Scientists have found an earth like planet. They spotted oceans, plants, animals, a house and outside it a Jehovah's Witness

Scientists discover new earth like 'Goldilocks' planet....

With all the bribery, corruption and greed it seems like the "common wealth" games have started much before the Commonwealth Games!

Corruption riddles the Commonwealth Games in India....

Does a tablet get approved by the FCC or the FDA? Especially one that is an Apple or a Blackberry or an Orange...

Blackberry joins the list of companies announcing a tablet computer.

AAI LUV: Hmmm, A lot of thought went into this merger decission, looks like no one can hate it!!!

Southwest Airlines to buy Air Tran ...

Design Revolution! Hyundai gets rid of left and right mirrors, blinkers and side windows!! If the steering wheel does not work, who needs to turn?

Hyundai recalls Sonatas due to problems with the steering mechanism...

The "other" movie released this week: Social Networth !

In conjunction with the release of the movie "Social Network", based upon the story behind Facebook, CEO Mark Zuckerberg donates $100 Million to the Newark Public School system.Talk about networth at 26!!!

What do you do when your Facebook hangs? Inject it with Botox !

Worst Facebook outage in 4 years.

How do you recall infant formula? You burp the baby!

Similac recalls infant formula.....It has beetles in it.....

Did you hear? There was no Sunrise today in Florida: The Sunshine State !!!

Google Maps due to a technical problem lost an entire city named Sunrise in the state of Florida.

How does a church launder money? Holy Water !

The Vatican bank being investigated for money laundering.

Mark Hurd and HP kissed and madeup. Really? Isn't it all the kissing and making up that got him out of HP in the first place?

HP settles lawsuit against Mark Hurd that stopped him from working with Oracle. Earlier Hurd left HP after allegations of sexual harassment.

BP today announced that the oil well at the bottom of the ocean is now dead. What they meant is that all that was well at the bottom of the ocean is now officially dead.

BP announces success. The well spilling oil at the bottom of the ocean is sealed and dead.

Why did Pakistan refuse to take financial aid from India? India was offering cash not cashmir !

Pakistan reluctant to accept aid from India to assist victims of the devestating floods!

Why did the monk undress? He had a dirty habit!

 Pope Benedict visits London amongst protests against clergy abuse.

Why is New York called "The city that never sleeps?" Bed Bugs !

Here a bug, there a bug, everywhere a bug bug bug !
Bed bugs raid New York and many other US cities.

Mexico was born in 1810. Lawn mowers were invented in 1830. Hmmmm...

Mexico celebrates its 200th birthday!

For the MTV Video Music Awards Lady Gaga wanted to wear something very rare. Her designer got her a steak !

Lady Gaga wears a raw meat dress to the MTV VMA...
Some say well done others call her Miss Steak !

With all the pain and suffering around the world, France votes to abolish the veil not the wail !

France votes to abolish the veil...

Hammeroids: Pain in the a@* experienced by Apple and caused by the hammering it's getting from Andriod !!!

Google's Android takes Apple head-on....

What would you find on Adolf Hitler's Facebook page that you wouldn't find anywhere else? The Dislike Button!

People apparently are now spending much more time on Facebook than Google...

Term used for someone who leaves Microsoft to marry Nokia? Elop

Stephen Elop leaves Microsoft to become the CEO at Nokia...

Why did Ryanair scrape the bottom? Because their pilot was flying SoLow !!!

Discount airline Ryanair's CEO wants to eliminate co-pilots!
Talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel!

What is the term for sexual harassment at Oracle? A Job Description.

Mark Hurd ousted from HP due to allegations of sexual harassment joins Oracle as co-President...

Find and you shall search....Google's new tagline!

Google introduces Instant Search. It almost finds things even before you search....

What would happen if one asteroid hit earth? I would be dead. And then what would happen if a second asteroid hit earth?

A rare event today: Two asteroids pass close to earth on one single day.

Fish don't like it when we meddle with their eggs! In their world it's called Sea Roe Tolerance!

First genetically modified animal to be approved for human consumption: A Salmon.

What do you call someone who recalls dog food? A Retriever !

Tons of dog food recalled in the US, related to a risk of salmonella.

In its effort to censor the Adult Services section craigslist.org is thinking of getting rid of the "or G" in its name!

No more orgies on Craigslist.org.....

What do Tony Blair and George W Bush have in common? An extra pair of shoes!

Tony Blair gets pelted with shoes and eggs at his book signing. When he called his buddy GW, the former president said: "Been there, Done that!"

Latest movie being shot in New Zealand: Lord of the Ring of Fire!

7.0 Earthquake hits New Zealand: Location of the filming of Lord of the Rings. New Zealand also sits on the ring of fire...

Storms at the Outer Banks! ...Wait a minute...What is this? A weather headline or a financial headline. Do I need to frantically buy or sell?

Hurricane Earl bashes North Carolina Outer Banks...
And we aren't over the bashing we have been taking at our banks so far...

Burger King's new definition of a Quarter Pounder = Sales figures that pound you quarter after quarter after quarter...

Burger King sold!

What do you call the reincarnation of the Bhagvad Gita? aNewGita !

India spreading the message of Anugita.
Anugita part of the 14th book of the Mahabharat is about Krishna reviving the teachings of the Gita in a newer context.

How do you get rid of the "I have this tune stuck in my head" feeling? You move your head away from the music streaming feature of your new Apple TV!

Apple announces new and improved Apple TV and more...
With all this music streaming around, somethings gotta stick...

Why couldn't California ban plastic bags from their grocery stores? Because then only men would be allowed to enter and shop!

California senate votes against a ban of plastic bags in grocery stores in the Baywatch state!