Why does Bollywood star John Abraham want to insure his rear end? He 'firmly' believes this ass-et increases his lie-ability with Indian women!

Just seen on CNN: John Abraham tries to insure his butt for Rs. 100 Million!

What do you call sweet Indonesians? Lava Brownies!

Indonesian volcano Mount Sinabung erupts.

Earl grey and brewing over the US. Time for a Tea Party ?!!!

Hurricane Earl strengthening over the eastern seaboard.
Tea Parties also active from a political perspective...

Why was Paris Hilton released after being caught smoking marijuana? The police who sniffed out the drugs in her car were too high to testify!

Las Vegas police arrested Paris for having cocaine in her purse. The police had pulled over her car after they smelled marijuana.
So if I get this right, they were following the smell of marijuana and then pulled over the car, they really must have been quite high themselves....right?
They had to let her go...

The Saudi Arabian employer finally confessed that after watching American television, he thought it was really cool to "nail the maid!"

Saudi employer and wife in anger, hammer 24 nails into their Sri Lankan maid.

A terror suspect sang on Canadian Idol. He was a hit man !!

Canadian terror suspect Khurram Syed Sher auditioned for “Canadian Idol” in 2008.
He was charged this week with conspiracy to knowingly facilitate a terrorist activity.

How do you tell the difference between the real Lady Gaga and her wax statue at Madame Tussauds? Poker Face !

Madame Tussauds museums will now have a wax replica of Lady Gaga.

Women rejoice. Gee! Male Calls...

Google kicks off Gmail calls.
Now you have fewer excuses for not calling back !

Screw the iPhone ! There's a smoking hot new gadget on the market. The Garmin GPS, it's HOT, and yes, it's Smokin' !

Garmin recalls a million GPS units. Battery overheats and yes it catches fire!!!
Will go well with that recalled Toyota you've been driving.

What could be the worst feature of the Katrina Kaif Indian Barbie Doll? Salman Khan as Ken!!!

Barbie to release Indian Barbie modelled after superstar Katrina Kaif...

India and China are much more than third world countries....Much more than a third of the world lives there!

When the economy booms so does the population and China is slated to be the No. 2 economy of the world...

How did China's monster traffic jam dissapear overnight? I'm not sure but I heard someone say, "One minute Yuan the road and the other minute you're off !"

The traffic jam that was to last for weeks or even months is seemed to have resolved itself overnight...

Why do people who continuously send text messages make good gardners? They have green thumbs!

Melissa Thompson of Salford, England, has the new Guinness World Record for fastest typing on a phone.
She typed the sentence "The razor-toothed piranhas of the genera Serrasalmus and Pygocentrus are the most ferocious freshwater fish in the world. In reality they seldom attack a human." in a whopping 25.94 seconds.

Pro-verb of the day: A Tiger does not change his strifes !

Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren are now divorced !

Intel's getting into the health food business! Merger with McAfee will give us chips that are healthy

Intel plans to acquire antivirus/security provider McAfee...

Why did Princess Jasmine of Agrabah sue Disney? Because they won't let her wear a scarf. She and beau Aladdin have hired the best lawyer in town. Goofy!

Woman in California sues Disneyland because the company dress code won't let her wear a scarf, now that she has decided to wear it.

After stationing moles WikiLeaks founder is charged with molestation!!

Julian Assange, founder of WikiLeaks (a whistle blowing website), is charged with rape and molestation,

What do you make of recalled eggs? Leftovereasy !

The egg recall in the US expands...

Why did 380 million eggs get recalled in the US? Hey, it's Primaries' season and we don't want rotten eggs flying around now, do we?

Huge egg recall in the US as the FDA investigates cases of salmonella.

American Airlines introduces "Depress Seats". At a $50 discount, you could enjoy the cozy feeling of an extra slim middle seat.

American Airlines introduces Express Seats at a premium coach passengers can sit and board ahead of the rest of coach....

Bugs around the world are rejoicing. The Web is dead.....

Wired magazine reports the World Wide Web is dead as the Internet chugs along....
Welcome a whole new breed of bugs....

Unlike Jet Blue, Colombian flight attendants are very jovial. In a recent bad weather landing they had the entire aircraft in splits!

Unfortunate accident causes a Colombian aircraft to split upon landing...

Venice will now have female gondoliers because there was a boat load of tourists missing after male gondoliers refused to stop and ask for directions?

Giorgia Boscolo may be Venice's first female gondolier ever...

China denies breast development was a "side effect" of their milk powder. It was a front effect !!!

If it were a side effect, breasts would hang under your armpits !

What did India say when the British left 60+ years ago? Let's catch up soon...the rest is history!

India celebrates Independence Day.

Why is Pakistan not interested in monitoring BlackBerry messages? Because they can't handle intelligence !!!

India threatens to ban BlackBerry services if there is no work around the "too secure" issue.

My BlackBerry is so secure, it gives me an insecurity complex !!!

More countries threaten to ban the BlackBerry due to security reasons. It is too secure...

Latest airline fees: A surcharge if you'd wish for an attendant to serve you and an additional premium if you'd wish them to be polite.

Disgruntled flight attendants...
No wonder people who travel a lot are called "warriors".

Flight AttendAunt: An age inappropriate lady who serves you goodies on the plane.

It seems flight attendants can't tolerate passengers. Ha!

IT inherently implies neutrality, right?

Net Neutrality is the way to go....or?

Honda recalls hundreds of thousands of cars + Valley Meat Company recalls a million pounds of beef = McDonalds drive-thru sales slump !!!

Who would have thought !!!

Covered with blood, shouldn't they be called Diemonds?

Charles Taylor the former president of Liberia is accused of funding a civil war in Sierra Leone using blood diamonds.

Why did Julia Roberts become a Hindu? Holy Cow!!! Did she...?

Julia Roberts officially converts to Hinduism. Guess she loved the Indian version of the song Pretty Woman...

Why did Californians vote to ban same sex marriages? They wanted to get out of the rut of "the same sex"...

Being dull and boring could have been illegal !!!

Have you Hurd? HP's Chief Sexecutive Officer has resigned!!!

HP CEO Mark Hurd resigned after a sexual harassment claim against him.

What's your nuclear reaction? Power or Energy?

Anniversary of Hiroshima bombing...

I haven't seen "Inception" yet, but enjoyed the preview they had arranged for me in my dreams last night. Can't wait to see the full feature that they've promised me Saturday night...in my dreams obviously.

Inception the complicated movie about dreams...

Why did Saudi Arabia ban the Blackberry? They thought Research In "Motion" was using the devices to monitor their stools.

United Arab Emirates talks about banning the Blackberry due to, get this, too much security on the device!!!

Did Hillary Clinton really pay attention to Bill's wedding vows? "...and darling Hillary have no worries or concerns, I vow ye to love, to hold and to cherish in turns...!"

Chelsea Clinton daughter of Bill and Hillary Clinton weds  long time beau. Did Hillary pass on some pearls of wisdom??? You bet !!!

Why did Dick Cheney's heart surgery take 8 hours? It took 60 minutes for the actual procedure and 7 hours to find his heart!

Dick Cheney out of ICU after heart surgery. What!!!! Does he actually have a heart?!!

Why did Ellen Degeneres quit American Idol? She had mistaken it for an "Eye Doll" contest!!

Ellen announces she will leave American Idol after just one season as judge.